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>GET OUT OF LE LEFT LANE!
>ITS THE LAAAAAAAAW!
>*Does 80 in a 55 zone*
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>i will drive the speed limit in the left lane because i am a road janny (for free), that will show those spee-

[POSTER WAS OBLITERATED BY NISSAN ALTIMA GOING MACH JESUS]
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>passes on right
>slows to a crawl
I don't know what car you drive but statistically when you try to pass I'll be able to match or exceed your speed
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>>28622213
fist of all I’m matching pace with the car to my right and second of all why should I care if you slow down? I was the one going the speed limit before. you were the one in a huge rush.
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>pass on right
>lane change left, in front of them
>gradually slow down to the point of being an annoyance
>they go to pass on right
>speed back up
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>being a road janny
>for free
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>>28622187
>>*Does 80 in a 55 zone*
problem?
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>>28622205
is there some special component of the simulation we live in that pre-programs nissan altimas to come FLYING out of nowhere at 90-100 mph if you so much as go near the left two lanes of I-95?

Also, I hate people who tail me when I'm doing a passing maneuver just cuz I won't go 15-20+ mph over the speed limit while doing it - like dude you can wait 20 seconds and then speed up again
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>>28622284
>is there some special component of the simulation we live in that pre-programs nissan altimas to come FLYING out of nowhere at 90-100 mph if you so much as go near the left two lanes of I-95?

that's the free nigger dlc you got for preordering
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>>28622262
>Merge right
>You speed off
>Merge back
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>>28622290
>slow back down
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>>28622284
No, why do you overtake someone going 3mph faster than him?
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That's what I look like when there's a left lane hog in front of me
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kek whenever people complain about a left lane hog its almost never even justified, the NPC meme must be real because these "people" only register the road a few meters ahead
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>>28622266
This. Get the hell out of the way of slower traffic.
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>>28622324
>Stops
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>>28622278
The problem is that those people are massive hypocrites that want to lecture you about the law when it is convenient for them but completely disregard it when it isnt. They don't care about the law, they only care that someone is in their way. Going 80 in a 55 does not justify as passing everyone.
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>>28622601
its not even about that, but most of the time they'll nag the guy immediately ahead of them and ignore that there's already 20+ cars in front of him
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>>28622601
>Going 80 in a 55 does not justify as passing everyone.
Yes it does
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>>28622647
as long as you wait for your turn, thoughbait :)
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>>28622187
Slow cars in the left lane are bad for the environment. My car is very fuel efficient at 80mph.
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>>28622373
so that my cruise control can keep going the same
highways should all fucking be 3 lanes each direction this ONLY happens on 2 lane interstates
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>"if we use lane discipline everyone can go the speeds they want without starting fights"
>REEEEE the left lane is my safe space!
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>>28622187
I look like this, do this and say this.
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>>28622187
80 in a 55 is not especially fast.
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>>28622187
>55 zone
>could be signposted 120 without any real problem
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>>28622187
keep crying bitch nigga
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>>28622647
Prove it.
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>>28623192
I do it all the time, to pass people
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I'm always seeing some big fat piggup trugg in the left lane. They have literally no top end and take a whole year to pass and move over.
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>>28622187
>Feign a overtake
>Driver in front takes it as a slight
>Speeds up
>Saves me the overtake
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>>28623314
fuk wrong image.
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>>28622653
The Eco-Mode indicator lights up on my Kawasaki if I'm running 125 in 6th gear. That means it's the ideal speed.
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>>28623336
Nah, Walken is always right. BRB, Gonna go watch the Weapon of Choice video again.
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>>28623213
But the law says no speeding. So who are you to lecture be about laws?
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>Waah you think you're some kind of road janny or somt-
Yes.
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>>28622187
I say this and look like this. do the needful and bump my thread >>28619911
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>>28623407
When you left lane hog, it directly leads to cars clumping together because no one can pass. A giant cluster of cars all right next to each other jockeying to pass is significantly more dangerous than speeding.
Lane discipline allows for everyone to go the speed that they want to, without having to fight or weave through traffic.
All because you feel "safer" in the left lane (only one lane beside you, no on-ramps). All because you're scared of driving - then you roleplay as being a road janny to make you forget that you're a pussy and breaking the same level of law as speeding.
If you want a fight, I give them. But it's safer for everyone if you just filter right. Even if I'm going 100+ I filter to the rightmost lane.
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>>28623813
add more lanes
ADD MORE LANES
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>>28623816
That's not what I'm saying at all. You don't need more lanes if people follow lane discipline. That increases throughput more than another lane would.
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>>28623820
>NV
Never actually enforced
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>>28623837
It's almost never enforced in any state. Speeding is easier to enforce. It doesn't change the fact that staying in left or middle lanes causes clustering which causes accidents. Filter right and everyone can go the speed they want to without fighting to pass, it's that simple and how the Autobahn flows more smoothly than US highways.
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>>28623813
>Lane discipline allows for everyone to go the speed that they want to
There is no autobahn in the united states. You must obey the speed limit.
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>>28623861
Too bad, I don't. And when you break the law by blocking the road, you're going to get a fight (tailgating, undertaking, ricer flybys). Which you clearly get maf at if you're talking about this online. Or, you could just filter to the right and not need to get upset at all.
I enjoy fucking with lane hogs. I'll pass you in the breakdown lane if need be. Shit, I've passed people in the grass.
Weaving through traffic exists because dipshits believe speed is the only traffic rule and drive like landmines in random lanes. Just move right and people wouldn't do that.
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>>28623841
I think the issue is that because compared to other obvious road laws, if it's not posted signage - it's not being enforced. Michigan has keep right except to pass, for example, and as far as I know it's actually enforced. At least, that's how I was told by family
>>28623861
>You must obey the speed limit.
Imagine being so retarded you don't even understand that in most states it's a given that "going with the speed of traffic" is considered de facto and that it's typical that only those going absurdly over the limit compared to traffic get singled out
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>>28623864
>All that text
Mad af lel. Go around, nerd. Don't forget to check your mirror.
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>>28623870
>Go around, nerd.
That's what I do. I actively look for lane hogs to fuck with them. It gives me one hell of a rush.
But, it would be safer if people didn't block passing lanes. That's what I'm trying to say.
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>>28623871
I'm sure you do, buddy. Your patience is too thin to think you'll win against me. I camp the left lane for my amusement to bait faggots like you. Also, once you have gotten in front of me, that makes you the lane camper now. So follow your own rule and get out of the left lane, nerd.
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>>28623874
I do filter right after passing, to set a good example.
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>>28623874
Sounds more like you're mad you're getting passed on the right and your epic left lane pwnage isn't working
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>>28623879
Speeding is not setting a good example, though.

>>28623901
>I-Im not mad, you're mad!
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>>28622187
>be me driving home at 1am
>4 fucking cars in the left lane when there hasn't been cars for miles, all driving in a line hogging the left lane when there's 5 lanes
>I throw my brights on and speed past all of them 90+
>the car in front, the biggest asshole, is a goddamn sheriff's vehicle
>I bitch out and don't pass, but keep my brights on behind him for miles
>he doesn't do shit because they're too busy with the demographics mess (probably on his way to the jail if he was on the freeway so can't do a traffic stop or too lazy)

I was definitely being an ass but he was a bigger ass and it's illegal to use left lanes to not pass in my state. Dude was a fuckin retard and probably brown.
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>>28622205
>MACH JESUS
Alright, I lolled
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Fat left is for passing only if you’re going above the speed limit
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>>28622373
Because he's going 67, and I'm going 70. If you can't pass going the speed limit, then you can't pass at all. It's the law, get over it chud
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>>28622187
>>*Does 80 in a 55 zone*

that's literally normal traffic flow speed in the entire country, retard
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>>28624142
Maybe in niggerville where you live, Rajeesh.
The white man cruises at a relaxed 95% of the speed limit. It's the nigger that speeds, swerves, and traffic surfs.
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>>28623425
>he assists for free
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>>28624144
shut the fuck up you retarded brownoid
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>>28624144
Based liability minimizer, darker life forms could never understand.
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>>28624173
indian
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>>28624144
>The white man cruises at a relaxed 95% of the speed limit.

This troll makes no sense because the white man knows how to drive and realizes the passing line isn't his personal space, you nigger coded faggot
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>>28624172
>>28624175
>>28624179
You cry out in pain because you have been named.
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>>28624193
>he cries out in pain because he is named

fucking owned your ass ranjeesh go the fuck back to bangledesh
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>in left lane
>doing 30 over
>passing everyone in the right lane
>micropenis machine starts tailgating me
>wait until we get next to a truck going 10 under
>slow down and trap micropenis pickup behind me
>watch him have a melty in the rear view mirror
It's the small things that make life worth living
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>>28623861
>You must obey the speed limit.
You lack the authority to make me.
Move over slowpoke.
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>>28623935
>Speeding is not setting a good example, though.
When I speed past cops going 20 over on the highway I make sure to make a well telegraphed, signaled lane change to show them I'm a good boy. Literally works every time. You're just coping because you're scared of driving.
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>>28624691
You lack the authority to make me.

>>28624698
I'm sure you do, pal :)
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>>28624706
>I'm sure you do, pal :)
Literally no one gives a shit if you speed as long as you don't ride peoples asses or fly across multiple lanes while passing.
Only ever gotten got by cameras.
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>>28624144
Listen. I basically lived in same setting as The Road Warrior. There simply aren't enough highway patrol per miles of roadway. The law simply ain't there yet, man.
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>>28624715
That's great, pal. I have never gotten got. Sux2bu
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>>28624144
4chan's version of goofus and gallant is just brown vs white
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>>28623813
I think people like you shouldn't be allowed to drive
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>drive in left lane
>going faster than other lanes
>some nigger with tinted windows ZOOMS up behind me and rides my bumper
>don't change lanes
Get fucked zoomers
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>>28623813
You can pass in any lane you want idiot. Your don't HAVE to pass in the left lane



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