>pay $165k for a base model with 300 hp>get raped by a 3 series What’s wrong with Poorschefags? Is it a humiliation fetish?
Everyone knows Porsche HP counts 2x. You need double the amount of HP with any other car to even come close to the 911.There truly is no substitute.
I like Porsches. They're styling is neat and they can comfortable fit a family of four. Also they made some pretty cool cars like the 959, the 918, the Carrera GT, the Targa, and the 968. I like 3 series too. My favorite is the E46, 330, or maybe an E90 328. Both make 6 cylinder manual rwd cars, but for different purposes. This shitflinging literally does not make any sense. And can we all just agree Audis are garbage?
>>28626498Except for the R8
>>28626519Bro just get a Huracan at that point.
>>28626533no
>>28626535Ok, then get a Gallardo
>>28626547I want an R8
>>28626498These threads are made by browns who managed to migrate to europe and think buying a german car makes them white. They are doing this to out-white each other.
>>28626581What the poor son yappin about?
>>28626613lol, 316d drivers man, don't ever change
>>28626667Your decade old base model does get raped by a 3 series whatsoeveralthoughbeit. Should’ve bought high trim brown son.
you nerds post the exact same role plays over and over and overfreshen things up plz
>>28626743Gonna cry?
>>28626738show your 3 series
>>28626756yea from yawning >THOUGHBEITSOWAHTEVERTHOUBEITHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>28626787You do get raped everbeitwhateverso, poor son.
>>28626765He has a bus pass.
This is like the 3rd exact thread. Weird obsession bro. It's like when we were literal toddlers and we were obnoxious to the girls we had crushes on.
>>28626820Take your meds schizo.
BMWs are awful cars. Ive been saying this for a loooong time. Show me the man that survived this marque. Almost everyone I know including myself had a BMW. They are all gone. Every single one failed. Weak transmissions, garbage plastic on crucial components, rotten "quick release" hoses that are frozen solid from degrading, seats that feel like church pews, thoughtless cheesey in dash system, rotten suspension components at 50k miles, resale value of used underwear. It also doesnt seem to matter what year the car was made. 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, all lined up in the junk yard. Everytime you start your BMW your treated to a list of electronic senor failures that will never be addressed until your tranmission fails. BMW should just stop making cars. They rely entirely on fanboy germany fantasy that doesnt exist. Now Porsche on the other hand builds rock solid cars. Most Porsches are still on the road and mantain a degree of value.
What’s the poor dog yappin about?You get raped by the UDM daily. Best remember that
Porsche mogs everything >McDonald's strutsPorsche mogs everything and they do it in rental spec cars with McDonald's struts, lol
>>28626450Seething so hard porschegods own bmwdogs. And no, the only bmw that is comparable to the shittiest 911 is an M8
911 is the worlds best all round car and its not even close
>>28626824Very botlike of you
2003 Nissan 350z
>>28627185>v8 bmw@28627196not even worth a (You)
>>28626450>get raped by a 3 seriesNo it doesn't
>>28627320
>>28627340now consider the carrera makes over 500hp with just a remap, naturally aspirated. there truly is no substitute
>>28627340calling the m3 simply a 3 series is a bit disingenuous
>>28627394I was being generous because the M340i gets completely obliterated
>>28627342carreras haven't been NA for a while now'turbo' sticker is just a meme nowI mean, taycans have them and they are fucking all-electric
>>28627340Quicker from 100 -- 130Checkmate
>>28627451Carrera - NACarrera S - Turbo
The fact that you are even debating a 3 series vs 911 means that Poorsche lost.
>>28627340There isn't a M3 owner dead or alive who would associate their M3 with "3 series"
>>28627756But they would be coping because it is just a 3 series.
Judging by who drives new BMW's and their style of driving, it would seem that BMW is for people who need cosigners.
>>28626743Oh like this stale ass shit you keep posting? Is that the joke?>>28627340Kek look at him get btfo'd>E-EVERYONE WITH AN M3 CALLS IT A 3 SERIES!!!11
>>28627550No you fucking retard, all Carreras have been turbocharged since 2017It's why I own a 2015, because finding a 2016 S was rarer than hen's teeth where I live. I didn't want to settle for turboslop.
>>28626519>>28626533>>28626547>>28626572Lambo, Audi, VW, are all coming from the same company. You can see the same parts used all over the cars.
>>28627830You own a decade old base model poor son and you do get raped by a 3 series whatsoeveralthoughbeit. Best remember that.
>>28627859I know but the R8 looks cooler, is cheaper and offers more space for tall drivers
kek it’s the buttmad v6 chally snail. you’re by far the slowest retard of them all
>>28627898i wouldn't make these gay ass vw beetle threads if you paid me, faggotrent fucking free lmao
>>28627830Yeah my car is turboslop and kinda tired of the lag desu. Still best car ive driven though. Problem is I need back seats and the gt3 touring is not worth 2x my current car. Wish the winged version would come with optional back seats though. I'd buy it.
>>28627907the gt3 touring is absolutely worth 2x your car. hell, it’s worth 5x your car.
>>28627887Any of my cars rapes your bus, Casca.
>>28627929Ready for your raping, my gay poor brown son?
>GT3 touring is worth 300kDoubt. I'll just keep what I have and buy stocks instead.
>>28627959shoulda bought a C8 vette desu
>>28627959>spend $150k on a base model>get raped by a 3 seriesFor what purpose? Why don’t you get a better job, poor son?
>>28627946You're behind the times, brown bitch. I've BEEN raping you.>>28627959>turboslop
>>28628129Why did you buy a decade old base model that gets raped by a 3 series?
>>28626743why are his tits so juicy?
>>28626450Pricetag keeps poorfags like you away from the brand :)
>>28628198>paying extra to get rapedYou’re not white.
>>28628130>>28628235Sheeeit look at my little raped nigger bitch go
>>28628296What the poor son yappin about? Should’ve bought high trim slow son.
>>28628302You should buy any car, period. Let's start at step one even: be old enough to take a written driver's license test.
>>28628311Is the raped dog attempting to communicate?
>>28628486Is the raped nigger too stupid to comprehend?
>>28627340Now post the shitty, dumb, 991.1 NA faggot car stats. kthx
he wonthoughbeit
>>28628521What the raped darkie cryin' 'bout?
Poors really think people are impressed with their decade old base model with 300 hp LMAO. High trim Chads are laughing at you. There’s a club and you’re not in it. You’re getting raped by a 3 series behind the Wendy’s.
>>28626450porsche handles beautifully. everything feels solid.
>>28628560Whoop there it is>>28628562What about the 3 series by the venerable muslim marque, BMW?
>>28628577Why don’t you get a job, poor son?
>>28628599Still no proof you work, own a house, own a car or own a wife. How's that raping feel, brown scum?
>>28626450>>28626743>model 3>GTR>corvetteAll with similar performance for a fraction of the price.>WRXWould win on a REAL road like gravel or dirt.Even on pavement if there was snow.>slight 5-10% lower defect rate than merc/bwm but parts/service like 1.5x the priceMore defects/issues than mazda, toyota, and honda.Totally BTFO by Lexus and AcuraGerms are truly a joke.
>power is the only thing that determines the price of a carmutts are truly something else
>lol 5 star restaurant>gets raped by wendy's
>>28626450Bimmers = arab shitskins drivers.Porsche = Aryan übermensch drivers.
Porsche have terrible sound, really awful
What is funny is the bmw fag hasn't posted his car at all. Sucks to actually be poor
>>28628964>can't get internal validation because knowing you're a loser>can't get external validation because knowing you're poor>go online and laugh at rich people enjoying their cars>???>less crying before sleep
>>28629024>d-driving a decade old base model makes me rich!Kek.
>>28629026I think you just made his point
>>28629028I think you and your decade old base model get raped by a 3 series, poor son.
>be poor>call others poorkek
>>28629119The 991.1 gets walked by a Camry 60-130. It’s kinda pathetic
>>28629129They really think that because they scraped together enough pennies to buy a 300 hp decade old base model that they are part of the club. LMFAO
>>28629135I’m with you. 997/991 Turbo or look like a tryhard mumbling about twisties.
>>28629182Well said. I throw change at these broke bums
>>28629207you should keep those for your bus rides
>>28629345What the poor brown son yappin about now? You do get raped by a 3 series, albeiteverwhatso.
Why are Porsche drivers so insecure? If you’re so rich and your car is so fast then why are you guys freaking out all the time on this board? What are you trying to prove?
Yeah but the Porsche looks better than the BMW
>guy samefagging for hoursKek
>>28629418It’s quite simple. They know they fucked up by buying a decade old base model and now they’re coping.>>28629480Ready for your raping?
>>28629377I hear no denial>>28629418just keeping him on the line a little for the lulz
>>28629644Gonna cry?
>>28629827>mmm tranny penis
>>28629843Raped into homosexuality by a 3 series. Next time don’t buy a decade old base model, son.
>>28629897the 10-year old base 911 rapes the newest M3 in all metrics
>>28629936Your dusty old base model can’t even beat a Camry, poor son.
>>28629990>oh noh he's got me better lower my standardsall the way down to camry now are we?
>>28629990Carmy gaps a 991.1 60-130 slowfag
Tesla 3 Series gaps BMW 3 series.Checkmate
>>28627859So is Poorsche
>>28626450>OMG MY LAP TIMES>OMG MY 0-60mentally ill
>>28626450every single one of these is automatic with a plastic engine.
>>28630798And that’s a good thing.
