>*saves EV fire problem*uh, ice sisters how do we respond to this technological advances.
>retard hits a pole >his car shoots an unquenchable firebomb into your house
>>28631956hhhahahahhahathis shit is the epitome of the 'not my problem' chinese mentality not giving a shit about everyone and everything around themit'll do phenomenal in the US
Saves? You're launching a firebomb at someone. Imagine that in a packed city, launched through the window of some hipster avocado latte cafe or in California into the woods. Actually yeah that's a great idea, let's implement that to every EV.
>>28631956>EJECTO BATTERY-O CUZ
launched into a crowd of Beijing ankles
Sure glad all vehicle systems remain perfectly functional in crashes.
>>28631956Kek this is 100 times worse, just plain psychopathic
>>28631958lmao
>retard in a self driving car gets in a massive crash next to you on the highway>launches a ton of explosive right in to your face
>>28632075Not my problem
>>28631956I always laugh when the chinese make this sort of thing. It's like they don't know where to invest Pooh is giving them for free
Kill EV shills. Behead EV shills. Roundhouse kick an EV shill into the concrete. Slam dunk an EV shill into the trashcan. Crucify filthy EV shills. Defecate in an EV shill's food. Launch EV shills into the sun. Stir fry EV shills in a wok. Toss EV shills into active volcanoes. Urinate onto an EV shill's glorified iPhone on wheels. Judo throw EV shills into a wood chipper. Twist EV shills' heads off. Report EV shills to the IRS. Karate chop EV shills in half. Curb stomp EV shills. Trap EV shills in quicksand. Crush EV shills in the trash compactor. Liquefy EV shills in a vat of acid. Eat EV shills. Dissect EV shills. Exterminate EV shills in the gas chamber. Stomp EV shill skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate EV shills in the oven. Lobotomize EV shills. Mandatory abortions for EV shills. Grind EV shill fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown EV shills in fried chicken grease. Vaporize EV shills with a ray gun. Kick old EV shills down the stairs. Feed EV shills to alligators. Slice EV shills with a katana. Total EV death.
>>28632082until the other dude has a similar car which shoots back at you. this is so fucking hilarious.
>>28632235>Broadside battles on the highwayUhh based?
>I am sorry sir I thought my battery pack was on fire>No I did not see that Altima next to me
>>28631956hmmm this is some military stuff isn't it
>this technological advances>this
Imagine firing this into a crowd
It should just eject all the seats instead
>>28631956genuinely cannot wait for the first chinese liveleak footage of this in action
>>28631956It's amazing the things you can come up with when you give literally zero fucks about the lives of anyone around you. Actually these would probably sell pretty well in America.
>>28632031>this shit is the epitome of the 'not my problem' chinese mentality not giving a shit about everyone and everything around themI'm convinced that they're just going to destroy themselves the more they try to civilize.
>>28632569Real and straight
>>28631956Being China I would not be surprised if the child seats were bolted to the projectile battery pack.
More PSI!This is an amazing idea of a side launch torpedo.
>>28631956Based, finally a way to fight back the cops during chases.
>>28631956*salivating lawyer noises*
>>28631956>shoot a firebomb at the kids walking home from schoolNeat. This paves the way for swappable batteries though, but China is a less scammy country than the US now so they already have easily swappable batteries.
this is amazing. EVs catching fire and incinerating their occupants alive in a matter of seconds. the solution? eject the exploding battery into a crowd of innocent people. LOL
>>28631956>lands in a playground.whoopsie doopsie.
EJECTO BATTERIO CUZ
>>28634750>>28634759>americans run over kids all the time because they can't see them in their lifted truggs with hilariously large grilles>whatever who cares kids sometimes die it happens thoughts and prayers or something>china devises a way to protect a car's occupants from a battery fire>WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE POOR INNOCENT BYSTANDER CHILDREN????
>>28634945Taiwan #1
>>28634945You little weasel you stinking mongoloid I'm picturing your face (it's ugly) and I'm making it melt into mashed potatoes in my head. Lol potato head, you rat bastard
>>28634750>t China is a less scammy country than the US nowIn that you just run someone you injure over so you pay them $100 after they die instead of paying for their healthcare like you would in the US?
>>28634082You do realize you can't accelerate and escape WITHOUT A FUCKING BATTERY right?
>>28631956Will that eject while it's driving on the road into traffic? Will that land in the bush? How are the emergency responders going to recover it? Do you think that room is ventilated or is everyone there is going to have scarred lungs.
>>28635031He dared.
>>28635031Honestly he deserved that for riding a scooter.
>>28632031i feel like it's not too different to how everyone wants a taller vehicle to see over traffic and to feel safer, the "fuck everyone else" mentality is very real there. inb4 your local soccer mom has a CDL.
>>28632245>HOSTILE VEHICLE STARBOARD!!>Fire control, ARM BATTERIES
>>28632055there's a cctv clip of a guy that jumps in front of a train at a station, and his body goes flying along the platform into two other people's shins, i still remember one of them trying to run away only for the corpse to smack into the back of his legs so hard that he did a fucking backflip and broke both legs.can't imagine how many backflips and broken shins this thing would leave in its wake
>>28631956holy shit, i almost suffocated from my asthma. thanks for the laughs
>>28631956>go go gadget lithium firebomb through your basement window
>>28631956>Not my problem.
>>28631958>my car shoots an unquenchable firebomb into your housenot my problem
>>28635439>Child in the backseat>Ready to fire, Father!
>>28632231
Holy shit this was supposed to be a Chinkslop Evnigger shill thread and instead OP got assrekt. Was the 50 cents worth it chang????
>>28631956Holy fuck now i want ev cars LMAO
>>28635097He only ejected one of the batteries. It's a gamble.
>>28631956
>>28635675>clumsy drivers play russian roulette every time they crashfuckit's perfect
>>28631956Literally a "not my problem" projectile.
>>28635439>ARM BATTERIES
>>28631958damn now i really want a chinese EV
>>28635031is he ok
>this thread
>>28631956Imagine, a design so bad that you need a battery eject button to protect the occupants from dying a horrible, painful death. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Looks like the Chinese have hit the wall with battery technology. They can't make a L-ion battery that doesn't burn the car down, so they just eject it rather than work on a more robust battery chemistry.Made in China, after all. The Japanese would never do something this stupid.
>>28631956>looky-loos suddenly become part of the accident.I'm rather ok with this.
>>28631956>*saves EV fire problem*into your path.
>>28637348>chinese solutionEJECT OF BATTERY NOW IS PROBLEM TO SOMEONE ELSE OF NOT ME>japanese solutionLet's overengineer more materials to create more thermal insulation and contain the fire within the battery while all people involve can escape and contact the fire brigate and send the specs to our copywriters so they can prepare the letters we'll read out three month after the system enters the market and we have to give a public apology because it didn't work
>>28631956this thread destroyed my sides based chinese
>>28631956>*saves EV fire problem*So now you've turned a battery fire into a projectile. I mean its saving the owner's car; but it will be interesting to see how people react to having a fire that's impossible to put out launched into their home.
>>28637210
>>28638275lol>american solutionput the japanese battery in modified chinese ejection mechanism for ease of maintenance, demand japanese battery company make their product cheaper, japanese battery company starts selling chinese batteries, american modified ejection mechanism no longer capable of dealing with inevitable chinese battery fire, there is a lawsuit and an optional recall.>german solutionput the japanese battery in in-house precision-engineered removal solution designed specifically to withstand the force of a fuel air bomb going off under the car. make entire mechanism out of the thinnest recycled plastic possible.
>>28639512>german solutionyou forgot>inconsequential screw slightly loose? ERROR! Please return vehicle to service depot. Your vehicle cannot be driven.
>>28631956I'm fucking dying imagining jeets and chinks on the road getting btfo'd by 2 tons battery ahahahahahahahahah oh nonono
>>28635439>Fire all batteries
>>28640330>Clarkson you incompetent nincompoop you're supposed to SHOOT the battery at the other car, not ignite it!
>>28631956>goo ruck errybody erse!
>>28639512>french solutionMake a diesel version, ask the government to cover the R&D costs.>english versionGet in touch with Bobert Cumlington from Ladyhole who hand-built an ejectable, self-sealing battery system in his shed so you can buy the pattent from him. He gives you notes scribbled on napkins and the back of scratch-out games. You put the system in a bespoke, built-to-order roadster also available as a kit car. Declare bankrupcy two months later. Sell the name and licensing right of your project to a racing team who will in turn sell it to a chinese factory.
The retards that think they haven't thought about this shooting at someone or something are either actual fucking retards or deep into>China always bad!propaganda. It's hilarious kek
>>28641931true, they probably thought about it and then decided to publish the demonstration video anyway despite how blatantly retarded it is
>>28631956Soon™
>>28632245>Tyrese, give these niggas a volley
