Jelly poorfag?;)
>>28638467I think I would like the M2 if it wasn't for fucking BMW owners
>>28638467Of any apartment dwelling ricer? No.
>>28638479I'm a multi millionaire and live in an apartment.
>>28638467Is this some AI-"enhanced" smartphone pic? it looks almost like a weird render
>>28638505This image was made with the Augmented Reality Preview feature of the BMW customizer app for iOS.
>>28638467Not sure. Pigfat, bmw reliability, taking a huge depreciation hit, typical bmw issues of plebs scratching it in parking lots, shifty color and body kit, auto or shit manual. Slower than Z06. Top 5 car under 80k, but meh.>>28638498Welcome to the new middle class
RS3 mogs
>>28638467Only a poorfag would drive a 2 series
No.I'm fine with this ugly ass toadmobile.
>>28638469If the other bee-emm-double ewwww owners don't push you away, one look at the chinkshit dash will.
>>28638597Its bad and riced to hell but its not terrible. Certainly not luxury, though. Looks like any modern honda or nissan or other shitbox
>>28638597God Christ almighty gaudy fucking iPad dashes need to die.
>>28638598smells like cope.yeah that's definitely cope.
>>28638498same
>>28638530>fwd>4doors>riced out golflol
>>28638585Wrong. The M2 is more fun on the touge.t. driven both M2 and M4
>>28638661Non-poorfag bimmers start at 5
>>28638671ah yes, the ultimate commuting machine
>>28638678they commute to their private offices and microsoft teams meetings. you commute to where you fry chicken and potatoes.
>>28638628This.There is no need for fuckhueg screens in cars. And the problem is, they're only getting bigger.
>>28638467fag jellypoor
>>28638701>Boring cars for boring people with boring jobsBMW people are just Subaru people who have managed to achieve a 5-figure income.
>>28638498I'm a multi millionaire and live in a beach home with a bentley, lambo and range rover. you are larping. :)
>>286388245 figure income is 10k, i'm pretty sure subaru owners make that
>>28638863Have you seen a Subaru driver before? I'm confident that the average Subaru driver makes less than $10k/yr gross.
Bless Mohammad Wahabbi
>>28638898well i'm confident that you're retarded.
>>2863846720% APR for 180 months?
>>28638915Don't feel bad anon, if you ever get bumped up to full-time then you too can afford a used Bimmer instead of that hand-me-down Outback with the blown head gasket.
>>28638597>>28638628>>28638766Are we seriously pretending this interior doesnt look good
>>28638940>you too can afford a used BimmerCan't afford it new, can't afford it used. Enjoy it until it breaks anon. Make sure to set some money aside for a Subaru or whatever to drive between when it dies and when you're done making payments. >>28638701>Drive to the office to join a Teams meetingThe digital revolution and it's consequences are proving much worse than the industrial...
>>28638970>>Drive to the office to join a Teams meeting>The digital revolution and it's consequences are proving much worse than the industrial...you don’t even know. they check the badge scanners to make sure I’m in the office three days a week but all my meetings are on teams. I’ll go weeks without seeing people in my building who I have meetings with almost every day.clown world out there. honk honk
>>28638940i drive a bmw already
>>28638981>subaru
>>28638467It's a nice color but I don't know what I would do with one of those so I'm not really jealous of it.It's too low to the ground, I don't think I would be able to get it in my driveway.
>>28638467No but the purple do be lookin' good thoShame the car isn't a looker
>>28638598My 2026 Honda Civic doesn't have that awful cheap dashboard-sized screenslop
Gang purple m2
>>28639002
>>28639020He cute
>>28639002Why is your spoiler up?
>>28639032I was just showing off the quirks and features of my 2015 Porsche 911 Carrera S and giving it a Doug score at the end to a friend
>>28638954Not even pretending.It's hot garbage.
>>28639006No it has the even cheaper ipad glued to dash
>>28638505its from GTA 6
>>28639020Kek
>>28638505you know ai has ruined everything when people can’t tell the difference between ai and reality anymore. it’s a normal photograph
>>28639291At least it's not a single, ugly tombstone slapped on the dash that goes most of the way across it. A gauge cluster that's sunk in will always look better than that hackneyed shit.
I used to hate the G87 but it’s been growing on me lately
>>28639489That shitty tablet looks cheap and awful.
>>28638467Yeah it kinda looks like grape jelly, thanks for asking
>>28639522Yeah I know, looks gay right?>>28638597
>>28638467I pass one of those in that colour almost every day and it is a nice colour, shame about the nasty wheels and tints on that one.
>>28638467>1 series and 2 seriesNot ARealBmwAnd never will be.
>>28638467yeah send me some money please kind sar
>>28638467That is a really nice gt86! Happy for you anon
>>28638467Nah mate
>>28639916actually it’s the real 3 series
>>28639020the badge is a nice touch
>>28639916It's the same platform as m3 m4 retard
>>28638467>ITT: Mohammed flexes the M2 he went into debt for outside his $3500/mo new built studio in Richmond Hill
>>28639916dumbass lol
That's a really nice purple. I like purple.
>>28640138>>28640178>>28640282Tryhard poorfags lol, lmaoNARB
>>28638467>requires a 10k transmission upgrade to actually handle real power numbers>every seal it has will fail after 40K miles>is the favorite brand of one worst board schizos to ever shit up /o/No way fag
>>28638467Nice, a fellow Gengar fan. Purple power! Right brother?
M2 is love
>>28640481Its like a teenage girl's first car.From the past.
>>28640487well you chuddies apparently hate new car designs, so that one should make you pretty happy then?
>>28640530Aww hell no.New cars are better in every way.The Hyundai Ionic 5 (n) pisses on the NARB
>>28640545
>>28638467I hate the look of the new BMWs, they are about as ugly as the new chevy/GMC trucks. Whoever designed these gay XBOX HEUG nu-grilles needs to be shot.
>>28639002>decade old base modelRaped by a 3 series, poor son.
>>28638597I hate the chinese car market, they are ruining the look of all these great car companies.
>>28638479>>28638659can either of you post a modified car that you don't consider "riced" please?
>>28640545>hyundai anything ew gross
>>28640580does not exist. the moment you modify a car it becomes a riced out shitbox
>>28640585ok so heres the progression of the term>riceburner = jap car >ricer = modified jap car >ricer =tacky/gaudy modified jap car>ricer =tacky/gaudy modified car of any origin >ricer = modified car got it, you're a retarded NPC
>>28640593
>>28640585I think I have to punch you now.
>>28640618I have made this image to save my time when I encounter you and people that "think" like you
>>28640570these look heaps better with a number plate on the front
>>28640593row 3 is correct, although I can accept row 2 because tacky is in the eye of the beholder.
>>28640585>the moment you modify a car it becomes a riced out shitboxYou faggots have zero nuance
>>28641039He's right thoughbeit
>>28641060>Modify Porsche with Manthey Performance Kit>Extremely expensive package specially engineered to maximize the performance of the carAnd according to the other anon, it's now a riced out shitbox.In the same exact league as tacking on the cheapest wing you could find on ebay for your poorly running civic.
>>28638841hey retard baby faggotwho lives in the apartments that can reach rent as high as $10,000-$20,000+ a month? :)
>>28638597The clutch and brake petal aren't even lined up
>>28638467BMW is the poorfags cope, wannabe richfags but too poor to buy an actual functional good brands
>>28642010actually UDM buyers care for peak performance and drivability
