Porsche is the 'Alienware' of cars. You overspend by 50-75% because you're too stupid to know how to either install custom hardware/software or you're too stupid/poor to go with a full-custom build.As someone who can own any car (and has!)... I wouldn't choose a Porsche. It's become a brand where the point is not the car but the badge and that is a tragedy. It's like most Mercedes cars these days.
>>28644062Panamera and GT3s are really excellent.The Cayenne is good. Macan and C2s are shitThe Boxster is complete bullshit
>>28644128>Panamera and GT3s are really excellent.If you never drive any other GT cars the GT3 is serviceable if you have the RS variant, ONLY. It's still overpriced and boring compared to real GT cars. The Panamera is boring and overpriced.>The Cayenne is good. Piece of shit cuckoverAgreed with the rest.I think people who don't own these cars or own the base variant talk too much.You literally have to buy a GT2 RS for the 911 to be RWD and even then you need the RS variant before you can track it because it doesn't have enough suspension upgrades to handle the power being driven entirely to the rear.What a fucking stupid brand. By the time you overspend up to $650,000+, you FINALLY get a serviceable GT car. Oh wait, you could have bought:McLarenFerrariLamborghiniCorvetteOR MANY OTHER GT-cars for LITERALLY HALF THE PRICE OR LESS. Meaning that this shit is entirely for fuckbois who are dentists to drive their non-GT car around and overpay for it.I came to hate them.
completely and utterly raped by the corvette ever since 1984. only paypigs that want to larp as landed aristocracy from europe buy this garbage
>>28644204>rapedYeah see again, this is the kind of low-class thing that these faggots have brought to /o/.Really great. You can't even show normies /o/ anymore because of this crap.Real fantastic job, poor-sche owners.
>>28644206why would we care about showing this cummins dry humping enthusiast board to normies? do you wear your act of posting to this board as a badge of pride towards other normies? genuinely deranged reply
Why are there so many threads about porsche when they're like one of the only companies that actually produces good carscan this just be like a singular containment thread instead of filling up teh catalog
>>28644224mostly cope and seethe with a side of malding. you learn to look through it.
>>28644320If I had a dollar for every Porsche owner who should kill themselves for being a faggot I would have millions.Buy a Ferrari you nigger dentist. Poor faggot. You personality-lacking trend-cuck.
>>28644320>my Porsche>my Elantra>my BRZ>my Challenger (can't even type challenger out, has to be a nigger about it)All 4 of you are the biggest cancers on the board. None of you actually like cars or know anything about them and your 'brand' of choice is always the most niggertastic nonsense of which you have to cope and seethe about.I TIRE OF IT. YOU TIRESOME CUNT.
>>28644407LMAO! Got eeemmm!!!!I feel bad for you kid. With your low IQ, low impulse control, being stupid and poor just comes naturally I suppose.Now go clean your apartment and paint your garage faggot.
ORA ORA ORABROWN MUTTS... UNDERESTIMATING ADULTS!I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON. OPEN UP YOUR CROTCH!!!
>>28644407>I'm not on the listThanks for acknowledging that I have good taste in sports cars and don't shit up the board
>>28644407stay mad busridernobody cares what you wantgo the fuck back to https://www.reddit.com/
>>28644224Because poors can't afford them.
>>28644571everyone's driven a volkswagen beetle before retard
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>>28644577You don't even have your driver's license, and the only beetle your zoomer ass has seen is FWD
>>28644705i live in americaif we don't have a drivers license by the age of 12 we are shot and i saw a super beetle last week
>>28644718Exactly something a turd worlder with brown skin would say.
>>28644705In burgerland, you can operate heavy machinery at 5 years old if you look like you know what you're doing
>buy 911 to daily, drive kids around, get groceries, and to style on the other cars at the hospital parking lot>makes one person on /o/ seethe
>>28644320You literally made this thread to seethe about Porsche lol
>>28644719as a white blond and blue eyed american i don't think about, conceptualize, emulate or imitate your people at alltry again porch jeet
>>28644721thisyou could put a literal baby in a high-vis vest and a hard hat and the average american construction worker will just assume he's the foreman
>>28644738And it's extremely based
>>28644723Your car sucks, accept it and internalize it.
Notice how people complaining don't post their own cars kek
>>28644859>literally no one>no one>haha no one 'posting car'Bro I will post 2 cars (both which cost more than yours) and you fags will say shit about the garage paint lmao.
>le contrarian shit on porsche threadEither retarded, trolling, or both. There is no alternative
>>28644892FerrariMcLarenCorvetteLamborghini>well, uh, I can't afford thoseBro. What the fuck? You say this "hehe poor" shit and don't buy actual GT cars.If you cannot comprehend that you are the exact same as a BRZfag going 'actually 232 HP is A WHOLE LOT', fuck off.Literally just fuck off. Same as the Elantra fag, and the Challenger fag who speaks like a nigger or a child.God I just hate you.Look at this picture. Imagine that is me saying these words. You introduce a feeling of disdain into reality.
>>28644903FerrariMcLarenCorvetteLamborghiniAll get mogged byPorsche
>>28644062>Can own any carPost car then. But you won't because you ride the bus.
>>28644921I ride your ass in traffic because you need to move the FUCK out of the left lane when you see the angel eyes, slowfag. And I have a GT car as well.Only thing I get in response to this is>p-paint the garageI don’t fucking care to. Seethe you fag.
>>28644921>>28644932https://youtube.com/watch?v=SGk4Wb2X7g0
>>28644903>and the Challenger fag who speaks like a nigger or a child.i literally speak like an adult white human being and not a self-hating jew with a german rental car thoughbeit
>>28644939Do a powerslide, normie.Race my car instead of cucking, ONE TIME, normie.All Porsches: cuckChallengers: cuckFerrari: RACECorvette: RACE & wonLamborghini: RACEI am not afraid to race you. I have 900ps and a professional license. I drift to the grocery store.
>>28644932BMW and Porsche compete in many different racing series (IMSA, WEC, GT World Challenge, Nürburgring, etc.), and overall Porsche has historically won more races when both brands are present, especially in endurance and GT racing.Here’s a summary of recent and historical trends:Endurance Racing (Le Mans, WEC, IMSA)Porsche dominates:Porsche holds 19 overall wins at the 24 Hours of Le Mans, the most of any manufacturer.BMW has only 1 overall Le Mans victory (1999).In IMSA WeatherTech (GTLM/GTD classes), Porsche teams like Porsche Penske and privateers consistently win more races than BMW.GT3 / GT4 Racing (GT World Challenge, Nürburgring 24h, etc.)Porsche’s 911 GT3 R has been one of the most successful GT3 cars globally, with more wins in head-to-head events versus BMW M4/M6 GT3.At the Nürburgring 24 Hours, Porsche has 13 overall wins, BMW has 20 historically, but Porsche has been stronger in recent years (2018, 2021, 2023).Touring Cars / DTMBMW leads here, but Porsche rarely competes in full touring-car grids, so it’s not a true head-to-head.Key TakeawayAcross major series where both enter the same classes (GTLM/GTD/GT3), Porsche wins more often overall, especially in endurance and customer GT racing.BMW occasionally wins marquee races (like Nürburgring 24h), but Porsche’s combined record across IMSA, WEC, and GT World Challenge gives it the edge.Lolol mogged again and again
>>28644903>Look at this picture. Imagine that is me saying these words.
>>28644944Yeah that's pro racing circuit. The fags on /o/ don't own a non-street legal GT car. If you're confused about a retard overspending on consumer goyslop vs. racecars let me know.
>>28644942cope
>>28644948No actually, it's -speed-. Something Poor-schefags don't have. I can drag against Teslas and win.I drag against your mommy EV and win.And I will drift at 170kmh. I do things in the BMWs that others can't do. As a pro, unless it's a real GT car (not street legal), I'm going BMW or Ferrari. And because Ferrari is expensive, I go BMW.By the time you get Ferrari, it's always destroying Porsche. Or even expensive Mercedes is. I race, you don't. I post garage, you post -one- car. I can post MORE garage and only more seethe will come.
>>28644946Brands dump hundreds of millions on racing specifically to get people to buy their cars.
>>28644956who cares fag
This is literally a BMW owner cope thread
>>28644407you forgot the civic SI cuck
>>28644965Drop some speed, faglord. I've owned YOUR car and I own the EV cars that are "le faster" and can't track.
>>28645005
If you make me record the boot up audio, it's going to make you want to kill yourselves.Don't make me do it to you.>Can we play that back one time? (Highlight)And after that night, I'm AIN'T GONNA WANNA PLAY THIS SHIT BACKNO MORE
>>28645010Oh, oh you want the boot up audio? It's 900ps LIL DAWG.I'm not even trying to fucking stunt on this WHOLE BOARD.Keep testing me.Go on.
Yeah y'all got quiet real fucking fast huh.
>>28645048We're tired of your cope. Can't reason with retards.
If I had a $100,000 car budget then I'd turbo LS swap a Prius
>>28645060>copeYour car is SLOWER than my cars and you pay MORE.You can't shut the FUCK UP about your niggermobile and I don't bring mine up.Bro not only would I outrace your IRL, I'd happily cave your moronic nigger skull in.Fucking niggers have overrun this reality what the fuck.You fucking peon monkey go the fuck back to work on monday fuck you.
>>28644062I got a really good deal on my Alienware. They go on sale for like half price pretty frequently. Just don't buy one at full price.
>>28645071And I spent $600 to shit all over you, dumb nigger.Conversations are irrelevant. violence has become the language that must be spoken
>>28644721>>28644733If you'd stop recycling the same fucking reaction images I would stop pinning the tail on the donkey, dumbass.>>28644859They're all Porschelets, I'm afraid.>>28644939Nothing is more self-hating than coping over a porch monkeymobile for FIVE YEARS and running.>>28644945Srsly it's all the same couple dozen pics you recycle. Pathetic, honestly. Is that all you can store on your obamaphone?
>>28645077it costs a lot more than $600 to shit on meif you give me a standard gold bar then i may consider it. still probably wouldn't though
>>28645094yes yes mister porchjeeteveryone is chally chad
>>28644932>2 old bimmers worth less than a base 911Kek
>>28645094the bmw guy or at least one of them often reposts my image macros within a day so it is in fact not just me
>>28645203>trying to turn this around on me when you've been accusing everyone on /o/ of being me for at least a week nowTake a shower, sweaty>>28645218He rents, too. Pretty sad when you fink about it.>>28645221Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics
>>28644932Lol. Did I call it or what?Proof positive that BMW's are the new car for niggarich rentoids who think posting their shitboxes in an unfinished rental house is something the least bit interesting. Get your life together and stop with the cope ffs.
>>28644062>You overspend by 50-75% because you're too stupid to know how to either install custom hardware/softwareThis retard thinks hes building something that can compete on the same level as top tier Porsches out of the boxLmaoAnd your PC analogy is retarded too- you're the linux retard who thinks his jank can compete with apple
>>28644956>And I will drift at 170kmh. I do things in the BMWs that others can't do.Doubt.
So this thread is basically a poor guy admitting he can only afford an old BMW. His only complaint is price. lel
>>28645990I don't like flushing money down the toilet, that is correct. I'm going Ferrari over Porsche every time.Porsche are weird little gay cars.
>>28645996You'll own nothing and you'll be happy
>>28645996Post brokerage account
