>yells at other drivers constantly >speeds past people and cuts them off to "teach them a lesson"
I am never a passenger. I am a lonely incel who is always alone.
>doesnt complete stop at a stop sign>doesnt use indicators>talks on the phone while driving
>>28644871Most people are disappointing anyways, you're not missing much.
I refuse to be a passenger for anyone 99% of people are absolutely atrocious drivers
>>28644884Same, I haven't been in a car without being the driver for at least five years
Itt: OP learns /o/ is mostly incels and control freaks
>>28644862>treats the brake and accelerator only as an ON/OFF switch, no in between
>>28644908Oh god, I HATE that.
>>28644913i forgot another - slamming doors shut on a new(er) car. pretty much every car made in the last 10-20 years you can close the door with surprisingly little force.
>>28644862they put on bad music
>a red light with cars stopped in 100 feet? that makes me upset, i better accelerate toward it before slamming on my breaksafter being on the road as long as i have, i've realized people just like using their vehicles as therapy. feeling frustrated and powerless? maybe make the person in front of you think he's going to die today before mercifully saving his life by braking. it's different degrees of this across the road
>sitting in the passing lane matching slower traffic in the other lanes and in the mirror you can see at least three cars behind and everyone is tailgating each other
>>28644862>doesn't let me smoke cigarettes because "it will smell"If you do this kys
>someone pulls in front of them on the way to a red light>they honk and get madWhat, like are you in a hurry to stop and wait or something?
>>28644862Only thing that would make me step out is getting into a car wreck with one. That means they failed to handle reckless behavior correctly. If you're going to do something wrong, do it right.
>>28644927friday morning heading to work some scrapyard truck driver must've been going through this - single lane opened up into two and he straddled both so nobody could get past. land cruiser on my left planned to overtake but i could see him looking at his left mirror to make sure he couldn't go. He veered over far enough that I was able to stomp the pedal and get past before he had a chance to react. got so fucking assblasted over it too lol, could see him going italian arm and hand gestures at me so i just gave him a thumbs up.
>>28644908I've lost no less than thousands of dollars of meals over a lifetime due to that.
I had a boss that would legitimately only leave a 1 metre gap between him and the car at front at all times. It was fucking terrifying because it was a van so you wouldnt even be looking over a bonnet either.
>>28644929>stinky volcano person can't go 20 minutes without lighting upMany such cases.
Can't just fucking stop the car and sit at the damn light always creeping forward.Texting and checking messages while driving.Flooring it from lights up to ~5 under the limit as fast as possibleThreatening/harassing people with the vehicleI don't need to be involved in a road rage incident I really don't.I'm not there to be your "backup" so you can straight threaten people with your vehicle.
>>28644862I'd be anyone's passenger. Even if they're an unsafe driver I don't value my life
>>28645000tripsThat means you were right and smoking is le bad
>>28644929It does smell, for fucking weeks. Weed is even worse. Go die faster somewhere else.
>>28644929SMOOKE SMOOKE SMOKE THAT CIGARETTEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tsx48sETgw
>>28644862>OP complains about his trashy family member's bad road manners again
>>28644937meaning you barf easy?
>>28644874I've had two people at work get the shits with me because I refuse to be in their car anymore, citing my reason as "You were on your phone while driving, which can kill people". Like it's me who has the problem.Or going to a work lunch and everyone, even the driver has like 3-4 beers, after I explicitly ask if they're going to be drinking so I'll just take myself there and back.I just want my driver to be sober and not distracted.Also;>Makes sudden, small, approximate corrections to stay in the lane endlessly>Binary accelerator control>Gets aggressive over actually-nothing things like hogging the while line when a pinch point is coming for oncoming traffic when our lane is huge with no parked cars>Starts talking about politics>Picks small fights with other passengers not even 5 minutes into the trip
I hate it when the bus driver won't take my tokens because he says furfag trannies like me are a danger to society.
>>28645199>meaning you barf easy?No, the meals were expensive.
>>28644929you can smoke all you want in my car it has ashtrays and lighters on both passenger doors
>Uber driver shows up>is brown
>>28645523It's fucking bullshit they let hoes pick female drivers, yet we still gotta seal with nigs
>>28645253These sound like they are all coming from one person in particular in your life.
>We have nowhere important to be.>We have all day to run this errand.>Gets irrationally angry at getting caught in lights and having to wait 30s.
>>28644871
My fucking mother only knows how to drive one way, like a fucking dickhead, and cannot adjust her driving to any situation.She was my ride home after I had hip surgery, and she's taking turns too fast, slamming on the brake, tailgating the shit out of people which forces more brakes because she'd stomp the pedal any time their lights came on, and hitting every single bump the whole way home. I asked her to slow down and drive a little more gently and she just got this puzzled look on her face and said "but this is how I always drive" like that somehow made it okay.I had my father drive me to my physical therapy appointments after that and she's still mad about it almost a year later.
>>28644862Creative brake application. My elderly father believes that it's better for brake wear to press and release several times when coming to a stop rather than applying it smoothly just once to achieve the stop. Hard brake, coast one second, hard brake, coast, then final hard brake.
>>28646231that's only really needed for going down a steep grade, it's better to pulse the brakes like that than to just constantly ride them.
>>28646317He does it at every stop light.
>>28644929Don't smoke in my fucking car you disgusting ash spawn. Bet your whole house smells like shit because you don't smoke outside
>>28646691Braking and jerking around is wack but he has a point, you're supposed to let brakes cool. It should be smooth though and at every stoplight is just unneccesary, just let off the gas and slow down
>>28644927>i've realized people just like using their vehicles as therapyThere's nothing more kino than tearing down the highway at 2am because whatever's going on in your life isnt letting you get sleep anyway. That said, I dont believe in making it anyone else's problem.
>Be Primefag>Hanging out with bipolar friend>Who has a 2002 Toyota Avalon with 315k miles on it>Suspension is absolutely destroyed and tires are done>She swings straight into crazy and unhinged when I miss her exit>Reaches over and grabs the wheel of her car I'm driving>Scandinavian-flicks it back onto the interstate at 70mph>Back end begins to swing around>I'm in an uncontrolled slide now >She is screaming dumb shit in my fucking ear>Big rig approaching from the left>Racing experience kicks in>SCTA.exe background process is brought to the foreground>Begin to control the slide while applying partial throttle>Keep it in my lane and return control>Drive her home and immediately block her on all accounts
>>28646131>making your 85 year old parents drive you
>>28645084Change your tampon and diaper
>>28647120Why are you bringing up your hobbies? What does it have to do with the thread besides being degenerate?
>>28646075Fair. Close but spread.Analogue throttle, twitchy steering (Tesla).Aggressive centre-line entitlement.PoliticsAll of the abovePlus three separate others that do the phone and drinking thing.
>>28645047Almost spit my coffee onto my work clothes. Based depressed retard
>>28645033>Flooring it from lights up to ~5 under the limit as fast as possibleThe only thing wrong here is >~5 under the limit
>>28644874My closest car guy friend notoriously plays with his phone when driving, even when driving manual. When I'm a passenger with him, his phone is pretty much all the time in his right hand. He not only texts while driving, he browses Facebook and argues with people in the comments when driving. I'll share 2 stories>he does food delivery>we live in a small city, so it's not unusual for me to bump into him on the road if i go into the city for errands during his work hours>one time i was driving through a 4 way intersection, green light for me>the oncoming lane has red light>i see him there standing at the front>as i drive past him, i flash my high beams and wave to him>he doesn't respond>i see he was looking down somewhere in his car>i text him later "oh hey, i drove past you">"oh, i didn't see you, i was arguing with someone on some fb car group"Second story>waiting at the red light>see him a few cars in front of me, in the right lane (i was in the left lane)>send him a pic of his car>light goes green>i have my phone in the holder, with messaging app still open>as i'm right behind him, i see that just now he read the message>as i pass him, i see him eating a sandwich>which means he was eating a sandwich with one hand and using a phone and opening the app with the other>he then sends me a pic of my car from the behind, while driving
>>28647193>>as i pass him, i see him eating a sandwich>>which means he was eating a sandwich with one hand and using a phone and opening the app with the other>>he then sends me a pic of my car from the behind, while drivingout fucking skilled
>>28647193If you've driven a gorillion miles it becomes second nature, like breathing. I do all that shit and have for hundreds of thousands of miles in city traffic and never had so much as a scratch or scrape.
>>28648211You my friend, are retarded.
>>28647100Early 60s.Getting help from your parents as an adult is not shameful. Mine care about me and readily volunteered to help, I just hate how my mother drives because she's too aggressive behind the wheel and has been in numerous accidents as a direct result. I assumed she would drive more carefully when her passenger woke up from a really nasty surgery an hour beforehand, but she didn't.
>>28644871same , i will never know what it's like for a female who likes me to be sitting next to me while i put my hand on her thigh probably should just kill myself when i turn 25
>>28648413I was making a joke about you needing hip surgery as if you were also a geriatric.
>>28644862>>yells at other drivers constantly>speeds past people and cuts them off to "teach them a lesson"My ex did both of these. She also carried a 10,000 lumen light and would shine it at tailgaters. I am surprised she hasn't been shot by some pissed off redneck.
>>28647120>YER A PUSSY IF YOU DON'T LIKE SUCKING ON TAR AND WASTING MONEY ON A POINTLESS EXPENDITUREI you enjoy it because it reminds of of sucking cock.
>>28644929I have a friend that will sometimes vape and smoke at the same time whilst driving. Apparently they hit different.
Girlfriend is a terrible driver who only stays on the road thanks to EV driver aids.>brakes/lifts mid corner>has no idea what a correct line is>actively accelerates towards stationary traffic then brakes late>tailgates people going 5mph under but lacks the talent to overtake them
>>28648596Oh, okay that's fair. Shit was an absolute disaster and I had to relearn how to walk and do a bunch of strength training because the doctor thought that was a better solution than a hip replacement for someone in their 30s.
>uses phone while in traffic>tailgates without promptly passing>tailgates car other than lead>doesn't use signals>can't stay in their lane>brakes for bends>brakes late/hard overall (outside of hooning)>>28644874>doesnt complete stop at a stop signfuck this. if there's no one around and you're actually vigilant, a california roll is more than acceptable. blowing stop signs because "muh visibility" is nigger tier though
