You DO have an emergency pee receptacle, right?
>>28650464I just piss on the nearest government building.
I was in traffic the other day for almost two hours. No exit possible. At the half hour point, I already had to go. I was about to get out of my car and just go because what else was I going to do? Pee in my pants in the car? I didn’t have a drink bottle or anything nor would one have even been enough. I somehow made it by squeezing my penis for an elongated amount of time, but I am certainly buying a pee bucket to put between the kids seats in the back.
>>28650464Always have a piss jar in your daily driver
>>28650467Fpbp
>>28650471Sniper TF2?
>>28650464I keep one of those hospital piss jugs they gave me when I was there last time in the glovebox and that should great if I ever need it. Super wide opening for my massive penis and like a liter of capacity for if you’re chugging too much NOS energy drink.Captcha: PSSTG
>>28650464I use a catheter when I drive
>>28650468american here, once there was a school shooter so our entire school was on lockdown for hours and hours and i really REALLY had to go so i semi pissed in my pants
Had a rental minivan in California once. Was driving from LAX to san diego and had to pee but didnt want to pull off the interstate so I pulled over, pissed in a big cup and poured it out on the side of the road. Problem is I forgot the cup when I got to my hotel and the next day I get in it with the entire van smelling like piss. Tossed the cup and put the windows down but had to pickup coworkers and both of them were like "why the hell does this van smell like piss?!@?!" Fortunately there were a bunch of stains on one of the back benches so I blamed it on that and nobody sat back there. Still laugh thinking about it.
>>28650464>an emergency pee receptacleyou mean the rust hole in the driver footwell?
>>28650464Gatorade bottles are reusable and I found are the best piss bottles
>>28650464I just piss in my mouth. Recycling is important.
