Today I hit a fucking pigeon on the highway, the flying nigger decided to fly down from the sky in front of my car as I was driving at 120 km/h and it collided with my bonnet, it bounced away like a tennis ball.Vid related
Stupid sky rat
>>28653531>bonnetlol
>>28653531one day some bird swooped down in front of my car and just kept zig zagging left and right, i was flying down a rural road and even though i started slowing down the fuckwit just kept zig zagging until he smacked my grille with a dull thunk. pulled over and didn't see any body, nor any damage, only the bug holocaust. i was really confused. about a month later as i'm just looking in the engine bay checking on things, i randomly decided to look between the radiator and the bumper, and the bird's corpse somehow got on the frame rail. no idea how he even managed to get in there, when i pulled him out the body appeared intact.
>>28654016but the bongs use miles...
>>28654016Don't forget the boot
>>28653573>>28654016>da hood>da trunkmcmericans are such niggers
