what am i supposed to wear and say if i want the salesmen to let me test drive a gt3?
You wear confidence and you tell the salesman to show you whatever the POS you point at.
You probably have to pull up in a late model 911
>wearYellow textured polo, light khaki shorts that cut off right above your knees, clean black/grey sneakers/running shoes. No watch>say"I was on my way here to check out a GT3, but I test drove the new Vette at the nearby Chevy dealership and it blew me away. What makes the GT3 worth the extra $100/200k (used/new)?"
>>28656554You can put on a $20k "fit" and they'll tell you to fuck off before you get to the door. An actual wealthy person could show up in ratty thrift store clothes and they will throw him the keys. Salespeople are trained to detect wealth by the way people carry themselves. You can't fake that by wearing nice clothes.
let's be honest
>>28656554Find it and put some lint on the hoodPoint it out to the next salesman that walks by and say that a car with cosmetic issues like that should go for $5k max
Im glad to hear youre getting your first car, champ. I'll give your the scoop on a little industry secret. You walk in, give him a firm handshake, plop your 3% downpayment on the table and tell him you are the right man for this car. He will be so impressed with your confident attitude I guarentee he will knock off and extra 1 percent off the sticker price. It happened to me back in 1967. You just have to have condifence.
>>28656554Walk in like you belong. If you don't have the means, don't bother.
>>28656554Walk in there completely naked, lock eyes with the salesman and start stroking your meat. Maintain eye contact to assert dominance and stroke until you shoot ropes onto his face.
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>>28656554Wear a t shirt that says "I am prepared to buy a Taycan and a Macan Electric to get on The List"
>>28656826and how did they know that the dogs got "raped"?perhaps [spoiler]they were into it[/spoiler]
>>28656554Have your personal secretary call in advance to arrange an appointment.
>>28656586This is cope, the sales people know the regulars. Anyone else is getting a credit check and application before a test drive
>>28656554Have your secretary (mom) call in advance, he'll be so impressed by how nice of a boy you are he'll let you drive anything in the store.
>>28656823>>28656826Extreme cope, why don't you go back to Africa if you're so scared of all the whites? Hell, I'll pay for your ticket
My dad in the 90s went to a BMW dealership after work in his overalls and was treated like absolute shit after mentioning to a salesmen that was interested in buying a new 7 series. The next day he returned with his inheritance in a case, walked up to a junior salesman, opened the case and said "sell me that car"
>>28656554A yarmulke.
>>28658202>blowing inheritance on a 7-seriesYour dad was a fool.
>>28658239Why are jews more successful than the master race?
>>28658202>entire inheritance was barely enough to cover a 7 seriesWas your grandpa extremely poor, or did he have like 10 kids? It's absolutely not worth the price like 95 percent of BMWs, but come on
>>28658355The spiritual answer?>They worship the lord of this world and worldly things he offers.The material answer?>They are the most racist people on earth and put those beliefs into practice in all matters, especially in matters of business or finance.
>>28656586Noone stupid enough to spend 20k on a Fit even knows what a GT3 is.
>>28656554wear a bmw/m badge branded bill cap
>>28656554You better off just doing one of those track day experiences. Does local clubs that you can pay like 300 bucks and they'll drive around a track with you as the passenger. For about $2,000 a day you could drive one
>>28656588if you are swarthy enough, wear those white arab robes and they'll let you test drive a 918
>>28656554Wear a AR15, they'll let you drive whatever you want.If they refuse, tell them you're a sovereign citizen.
>>28658202Sounds like the salesman did a good job. Poor people love being treated like shit, and they're always willing to throw away their life savings to prove you wrong.
It’s Porsche. They all know each other and the customers. You won’t get to look at it unless you are the same degree of Mason as the sales manager and they’ll make you write a letter of application to the dealership with a summary of other Porsches that you have bought from them, or other dealers they like, over the yearsIf you want to complete the image dress like a golf playing, divorced, IT weenie faggot
>I already own an older GT3 RS
Good luck. They wouldn't even let my drive a new cayenne turbo hybrid after buying a 911 the year before. They would absolutely let you drive a used one though as long as it's not under consignment
>>28658355Jews are about to have their ethnostate over run by browns and it's glorious
>>28660711Israelis are already brown
