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Perchance, is that a whiff of brake I detect?
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No, I do believe it to be a concoction of semen and Grey Poupon
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MAINTAIN YOUR BRACE POSITION!
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Lap belt should be sufficient!
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>MERDE MERDE MERDE MERDE
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>"The townspeople ask me what this endeavor cost, I tell them 23 long years, 208,000 coins, and two maidens"
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>Surely you don't bring such a steed to even a race!
>"Indeed, no. For I have raised my steed with such care to the neglect of other parts of my life, I could not bear the burden were it to break a bone or become lame"
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>>28669717
>"Heavens! We are losing braking effort!"
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>>28669234
lmao
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>>28668608
RETVRN
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BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!
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Just dropping in to see what you guys think of the horns
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>>28670097
I feel like they should be on the roof instead, like el toro for example.
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>>28670097
How do you open the hood
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>>28670212
Imagine having your bitch and kids in the van and some idiotic boomer slams the shit out of them, jesus fucking christ... Manwhile the rest of us not old enough to receive an AARP card are basically subsidizing their low rates.
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>>28670114
It would be very painful
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POSTURE THYSELF IN PREPARATION FOR COLLISION!!!
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>>28671305
>>28671305
>>28671305
>>28671305

also this entire thread
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>>28670114
Nigga you blind
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>>28668608
I dont know.
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>>28669234
>automatic is replaced with a manual
c'est magnifique
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>>28669234
need the halo CE life boat pilot saying brace for impact
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there was nothing wrong with the car, the guy in the passenger seat had a star of david tattoo and the ghost of henry ford decided the best thing to do was to send them into the back of a piece of shit kia full of mexicans.
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>>28670097
Those aren't ram horns
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>>28670212
>that reflection
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HVLD VVVVVVVN
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>>28669722
kek
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>>28668608
Ramming speed!
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>>28669234
>even background cars are replaced
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I daresay, they have seen fit to obstruct every possible avenue of passage; the whole vicinity stands quite completely barred!
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Can't believe passenger dude had to have basically his entire lower jaw reconstructed, teeth and all. Why is there no shoulder harness in this thing.
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>>28677203
>the brake fluid
>they got it all boiled off
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>>28677217
There is. They didn't wear it because they didn't expect to be in an accident.
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>>28677217
>I did the brakes 17 years ago, should probably put bigger brakes on it
>I don't take my 1300hp car to the drag strip, too much grief has been put into this to put it into a wall or do something stupid
>we're just doing casual driving, no big deal, lap belt's fine
>accelerator's sticking at 2200 rpm
>I smell brakes because I have to ride the brakes the whole time (in my 1300hp car) to keep it at speed limit

in 2 frames he went from bracing for impact to biting the dash board
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>>28677288
>didn't expect to be in an accident
Hehehe how foolish of them
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>>28677217
>Why is there no shoulder harness in this thing.
That's the funny part. Dudes are sitting on five point racing safety harnesses, which are much better than normal car seatbelts....lol
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>>28677972
5 point harness without a hans device is retarded. tweedle dee wouldn't have broken his arm and tweedle dumb wouldn't have bit the curb, but they would probably both have some good neck problems as a result.
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>>28677522
kek and the follow-up comments
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>>28678099
>car had liability coverage
just
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>>28678105
>>28678099
Another boomer blows all their money on silly toys so their kids get nothing
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>>28678160
Truly the greatest generation
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>>28678166
>born with a 10x money perk
>use the money to get married 3 times
>have who knows how many kids
>negatively impact all their lives
>destroy a random family's van with your retarded car
>say nothing
>leave
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Also based other boomer that analyzes the video and calls them out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgdkyLCF38A
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>>28678172
>retard tries to admonish other retards
most of his points were already addressed by the dude that ate dashboard.
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>>28677573
You may not like it but that is what peak safety looks like
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>>28678099
>it had double springs on the throttle.
Bullshit.
If he had to constantly "blip" the throttle to get the idle down then a properly installed double spring would have done its job. THATS WHY THEYRE MANDATORY IN EVERY RACE SANCTIONING BODY'S RULE BOOK.
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>>28668608
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I'm over here fading my brake system rn I got moisture in my brake fluid rn I'm just boiling my shit I'm hot as fuck man I'm gonna crash man hold on
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>>28678099
>emergency brake
kek
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>>28679298
Thats what autotragic drivers call the parking brake. They have never used it when parking and are completely bewildered by its existence. One time some of them said it was the "emergency brake" that you use in case your brakes fail so that stuck and that's what they have all have been calling it since forever
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>>28670218
apparently they fled so it was probably illegals. the boomer was secretly a patriot
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>>28668608
this is just like that video of the retard crashing his tesla on a track for driving outside his skill level. I can't believe it's still up
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>>28679349
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>>28678099
I can't make sense of the ratchet shifter. So you can't downshift until you put it in park/stop? What do you do when you want to slow down?
Or I guess since this is an auto it's the equivalent of him just being stuck in D and unable to downshift?
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>>28680076
It's a drag racing shifter
Everything about the car is intended to be for drag racing
But the faggot retard owner never took his 1300hp drag car drag racing
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>>28680076
>So you can't downshift until you put it in park/stop?
yes
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>>28678639
Irl lol
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>>28679344
That isn't what happened at all. He got a shitload of backlash for only talking about himself in the original video and not caring about who else was hurt or could've been hurt, so he later made some half assed apology to the woman and the kids in the minivan and gave updates on their condition (no injuries somehow).
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>>28668608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOceYlhCwjs

Perchance.
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>>28678099
I don't really understand the ratchet shifter thing. I get that they're designed so you basically just bump the shifter to get it to upshift and you can't pull or push it the other way to downshift, but surely it would have some sort of mechanical release or level that would allow you to just throw it into neutral right? Doesn't make sense to me that you'd have to come to a complete stop in top gear, then go to park (because it would break the parking pawl if you shifted into park at speed). Or am I fundamentally misunderstanding how they work?

Either way, shifting into park at speed and risking snapping the pawl or otherwise damaging the transmission but disengaging the engine from the wheels is still a far better alternative than destroying the entire car by crashing into someone and potentially killing the family you crash into. It's been years since this happened and I still think this guy is a gigantic retard.
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>>28680158
>It's been years since this happened and I still think this guy is a gigantic retard.
lol everyone still thinks the same. also feels like only yesterday it happened, can't believe it's been years. wonder what comments we'll see decades from now haha
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>>28680158
I think he's a retard that doesn't understand how his own shifter works, as what he said makes no fucking sense and isn't how b&m ratchet shifters work.
They have a reverse and park lockout that has a manual override you need to push to put the car in either.
You absolutely 100% can downshift. It works like a sequential shifter but for an automatic. You pull back to go p, r, n, 1, 2, 3
Push forward to go 3, 2, 1, n, push lockout, r, p.
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>>28680158
>It's been years since this happened and I still think this guy is a gigantic retard.

The guy was driving a car he did not have the skills to drive. When they crashed he locked his arms tight, which caused them to snap. If you knew you were crashing you gotta keep your limbs bent.
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It's been years. Stop posting the same shit over and over again
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>>28680221
Russ detected
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>>28680158
>I don't really understand the ratchet shifter thing.
Neither did the driver....
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>>28670097
I'll give you tree fiddy for that clapper no more no less
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HOLD ON
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https://youtu.be/SgdkyLCF38A?si=D5P7SN42ad0YhuCM
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>>28680637
Based Unc Tony
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>>28678168
You look at your family like a time release paycheck. Sick fuck
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>>28680710
That was a tl:dr rundown of the Comet's owner.
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>>28680204
Slushbox autotragics can't engine brake for shit anyways. It wouldn't have slowed down even if the boomershifter let him downshift. It probably only has like 3 gears anyways.
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>>28680710
Alternately, the boomoid looks at his own children as less important than a dangerous and gaudy hot rod car.
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>>28680240
Ill clap you boi
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>>28680763
you are a fucking idiot
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>>28680763
As the proud owner of a slushbox autotragic I engine brake all the time, on any remotely curvy road I have to put it in manual mode and drop it a gear relative to what the computer brain would pick and on the highway whenever it encounters a sustained downhill it drops into 8th gear and for curvy winding highways I have to keep it in 6th or 7th
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>>28680204
the guy actually did shift it into park, you can hear the pawl rattling as it tries to engage then when the car slows down enough it finally hooks in and the whole car just suddenly jerks to a stop
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>>28678099
>Spend $200,000 on a project car
>drive it around with a sticky throttle and basic liability only
The God-Emperor of Shitbox Chads, I fucking kneel.....
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>>28681187
Kek, motherfucker made Onion Djainowicz look safe and sane
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>>28681194
>Onion Djainowicz
wut
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>>28681220
Based af Haggard Garage dude who basically did stuff with no fucks given from 2014-2017
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>>28681227
oh right his name was orion instead of onion lol
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>>28678639
I'm not usually a fan of AI slop but this is gold
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>>28680710
That is quite literally what the function of family is. You want to feel some pleasure in life so you have sex and have children? well prepare to take responsibility or don't have kids you selfish fuck.



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