Heavy machine fags assemble
>>28670581>ipad dashthere is no escape
>>28670581>Duh i dwive da twaktor Nobody cares about your poverty wage bullshit blue collar bullshit. >inb4 i make 100k a year only working 14 hour daysI bet you ddive a lifted truck too.
>>28670589lmao assblasted office faggot
>>28670586At least there it has a purpose.
>>28670589Holy shit who hurt you lol
>>28670586Ah they brought it in a couple years ago but i just use it to see what the tide is and go off the boom markers.
>>28670592>>28670679Blue collar workers are the lowest scum of society and need to be reminded daily that they are not valuable and can be replaced at a moments notice.
>>28670725>Anon wanted to drive big toys and couldn't handle itKek. Show us your car.
>>28670725Low quality bait.
>>28671299I gas people. Guess my job is real
>Tfw Disney will never make a movie about talking heavy equipment
>>28670589You're hurt because you believed your teacher that if you got good grades you wouldn't have to become a garbage man only to learn garbage men earn $100K more than you
>>28670725It's ok that you have to work your ass off and are still poor.God, I love my job.
is a k loader heavy equipment? it can lift 33 thousand pounds up to a massive aircraft
>>28671619It looks like if this thing was sentient, it would be a good friend.
>>28670581I fucking hate farmers. They limp their shit all the way until it stops working then cry when they have to pay $15k for a transmission on a $150k machine.
>>28671619That looks fucking sick.
>>28671673A lot of the younger ones don't look after their gear. Don't grease it don't wash it and definitely don't change the oil.
>>28671432fuck em
>>28671299I can't help it if low IQ people don't understand what I do.Its funny how people with lesser intellects insist on bringing high achievers down to their level."Wrenching," as they like to call it is a perfect example.Insisting you must do your own dirty work on a machine or car is ridiculous. I pay high school drop out "mechanics" to do my dirty work, because I don't want to.
>>28671771https://youtube.com/shorts/cOg0TB4EyMk
>>28671878Fuckin love that guy
>>28671870Proud faggot right here.
>>28671908>t. Seething wagieCongrats on coming out i guess
>>28671936
>>28671870>anon insists blue collar work is not important>anon pays a retard to do something for him because he doesn't know how
>>28671965>Poorfag doesn't understand the concept of optimizing timeMakes sense since you poors probably waste a lot of time just getting drunk alone
>>28671965No, i never said that menial tasks were not important, they are just something that most people outsource to "poor unfortunate souls," who are destined to change oil, scrub toilets, and flip burgers to survive.Its important to me that my toilet is sparkling for me when i take a well-nourished shit. Now scrub, wagie.
>>28671973>>28671980Samefag. You still haven't shown us your car Anon!
>>28671990>Wahhh everyone who puts me in my place is just one guyPathetic, wagie. I have a skidmark in my toilet for you to scrub.I don't pay for gloves, so you will need to buy your own.
>>28671995You drive a Peugeot don't you Anon
>>28670581Hell yeah brother
>>28672182
Imagine having to work outside, lol.
>>28671673Looks like a volvo trans, might be cat since they use similar yellow on the heavy equipment side.
>>28671908Nice. Bought my daughter the same thing in the summer.
>>28672189Imagine not having a comfy corporate office job that allows you to travel around the country on your own schedule or chill in the comfy office and also gives you the opportunity to go into the field and get dirty and drive big heavy equipment
>>28672196You just described my job, except I've no interest to drive dirty ass heavy equipment. I have people to do that.
>>28671764I'd say it's probably the opposite. I can imagine boomers doing that with their cheapass ¨Oh, it's fine¨ mentality.
>>28672198Sounds like non forklift certified behavior
>>28672203>he needs a certificate for basic shit like thatLol. Also, you call that heavy equipment?
>>28672208I'm talking the 36k forklift pictured here >>28672187
>>28670586>>28670581can it run emulators?I would be playing crash nitro kart on that shit when nobody is looking
>>28672196So thats what being born without testosterone looks like>>28672243Totally could. Runs on windows 10.
so what do you working class spastics do when you're not shagging your sister? drink blake fluid?
>>28672187Sick but the crane is stealing that photo.
>>28672297Shagging your sister
>>28672302fawk me mate, hope you used a condom
>>28672297I read Sun Tzu's The Art of War
>>28672311didn't know they'd done an illustrated version but well done you
>>28670725I recently got a white collar job in construction I feel like a lazy piece of shit. I show up late most days, I take naps, I sit in my trailer watching Hitler lore videos and i face no consequences for any of it. And yet I make more money than any blue collar job I've ever had. I get paid by the mile, and I accrue a day off worth of PTO every pay check. I'm making the most money, have the least responsibility, and do nothing of tangible value other than navigating a mire of regulations, emails, specifications and legal compliance clauses.The money is great, and yet feels like complete bullshit work. I honestly wish I became a foreman instead, because then I could actually do something productive with my time. The economy is completely inverted where the people putting their bodies on the line get paid like dirt, and people who do nothing like me are making all the money.
the seething office fags in here make me love the job even more
>>28672321go easy on your sister tonight mate, I know you're happy and excited, but she's only 8
>>28672320>people who do nothing like me are making all the money.You get paid to "do nothing" because a lot of the low IQs can't handle it. You'd be shocked at the number of people who cannot read.
>>28672320
I actually make the heavy equipment attachments, does that count?
>>28672325I guess so. 1 in 4 american adults are illiterate last i checked. I just empathize with blue collar workers because I did it for so long, and now my job is catch their fuck ups while I go home clean and rested having made twice as much money. Its not a feeling I enjoy honestly. >>28672327I've passed through all 4 of these quadrants at one point of my life or another.
>>28671436Well spoken. Garbage men are the finest people I have ever met. More than heroes, they are Union Men.
>>28672344they're cunts who couldn't make it as potato packers
>>28671870HOLY BVSED.... SO FVCKIN BVSED
>>28671997>You haven't posted a car>No no not that car!Retard.
well lookie here! >>28672364>>28672323>>28672325>>28672297>>28672198>>28672196>>28672189>>28671995>>28671870>>28670589Parade of the seething office cucks
YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME THIS WAS NOT POSSIBLE FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKhttps://files.catbox.moe/fkovv0.webm
>>28672457Well lookie here, a mexican.
>>28672344Sounds like communism to me.
>>28671673Farmer here. I try to not be the type of farmer you speak of. Sometimes shit gets overlooked for a while, but yeah some people are just hard on their shit for some reason...
>>28671673more often it's the help don't give a fuck because they're a few more weeks away from affording a crack binge.
>>28673865Yeah farm help is a meme. They will just get paid to destroy your equipment for you... I do everything by myself or have my wife and kids help. Anyone else is undependable and untrustworthy.
>>28674020probably has nothing to do with the fact you can pay them minimum wage plus skirt overtime.
>>28673208Tbf farmers are busy out the ass. I don't blame them all for not having time to look at shit.Thats why mechanic is a job.
>>28674032>probably has nothing to do with the fact you can pay them minimum wage plus skirt overtime.They're not even worth minimum wage to be honest. I seriously do not do hire anything done. If I can't do it myself its not even worth doing.
>>28674921you aren't one to speak because if you are less than 3 operators then you're not a functional commerical farmer.
>>28670581RIP your're jobs, once AI takes over machines fully.
>>28675374Name a job that wouldn't be taken by AI by that point.
>>28675444Anesthesiology
>>28675456most of your job is already done by a machineyou're cooked homie
>>28675444the job of cleaning the filters on the robot overlords
>>28675477Like what? The ventilator? kek
>>28675444Construction
>>28675484https://www.gehealthcare.com/products/anesthesia-solutions/carestation-750?srsltid=AfmBOoqAilCn5_WYBMMqpP9HBozywPIBODC0qaMux1-cS4HmOHuYsZTQrather misleading name for a machine that only needs a human operator for liability purposesyou are a body to throw under a bus when something goes wrong and nothing more
>>28675497So you googled an anesthesia machine and think it runs itself? It only gives gas and ventilates btw
>>28675347Yeah I would agree I'm not a commercial farmer. Family farm here. Around 400 irritated acres, put up a couple thousand 3x3x8 bales of hay per year and am currently running 200+ cows.
>>28675531>It only gives gas and ventilates btwthe only reason it can't do more is because they need a warm body for liability you are the warm body
>>28672545what in the absolute fuck
>>28670581>heavywhere is the autoloader in that thing and how well armoured is the front?
>>28677301What kind of hell is this?
>>28677301And why is there a boat propeller in your footwell?
>>28677301If that isn't a CET you're getting flipped by my shovelmech.Seriously though thats cool as fuck what is it
>>28671619Yeah those things are neat. During my time in teh chair force I got to ride on one and use it for loading luggage, the K loader makes all sorts of awesome WHIRR noises when it raises up to the plane. I really liked these goofy telehandlers, it's a HMMWV and forklift combined and they are usually simple (army proof) to fix.
>>28677530that's the AC
>>28677521>>28677542a T-72
When hme operators unite do we get something other than drunk?
>>28678659>T-72>41 tonne>HX520L>52 tonneWhy yes, Anon, this is heavy. Cool as fuck though.
>>28678664We are all autistic and like giant robots.
>>28678886I can go heavier, but taking photos inside a Büffel recovery vehicle would trigger the owner.
>>28679102Those things are awesome. Massive crane on them. They look like land ships.
>>28670581Does my wife count
>>28679112they're also p agile and can tow a 62 ton leo with ease
How do I get into this? I was thinking about applying for an apprenticeship at the local operating engineer union but they told me they had 400+ other people waiting for an apprenticeship and with winter coming up the contracts will be basically nothing.
>>28679140Depends, how low is your IQ?If you are not dumb enough already, you could get a lobotomy.
>>28679143about room temp
>>28678892I was the kid at kinder playing with the tonka trucks like an autist
>>28679365Oh i remember you from the forklift threadHello!
>>28679140Personally i went into construction as labour and just kept making it clear i wanted to do excavators. Old dudes are happy to show you and let you have a whack when things are slow. But i'm a bong and had to save up £800 for an over 10 tonne excavator loicence. Worth it though cuz the pay is fantastic.
>>28672545
>>28680199Thinking about forklifts we got a new 4 tonnes lifting capacity jcb telehandler at work, it's really nice the old jcb we had could only do one thing at a time, 2025 one can lift, tilt, raise the boom and extend it all at the same time
>>28672545lol,lmao
Jesus this board is slow, no replies for 10 hours and still on the top pages.
