Barack Obama is president, ice cream is $2.50 a cone, and a hot new tune by Black Eyed Peas is hitting the charts. The year is 2009.
>>28671179No. No. NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Thanks Casey Kasem
absolute Weimar decadence
boy I love Crown Vics, I'm sure they'll keep making them forever since they've already been making the same body since '92 haha
>Gas is pushing $4/gallon and doesn't go down below that for years>Great Recession flushes what little we had going in the 2000s >Big Three still in the business of seeing how much they can shit down their customer's throats right after their car's warranty ends>games already being pumped full of DLC>There are posters who were probably a year old in 2009 on here nowOUTFUCKING OUT NOW
>>28671510fat millennial hands typed this post
>>28671179it was the beginning of the end
>>28671179WE ARE YOUNG(HAH)THERE'S A FIRE IN SOVL
I found out about something called “bitcoin faucets” and now I’m getting several hundred of them a day! What a fun little game!
>>28671646*our sovl
>>28671226They'll probably make the Chevy Express van Into the 2020s so why not the Crown Victoria?
>>28671179That was the year the GM plant was torn down in my town. The last remaining workers were laid off and the textile factory had shut down too. Bad memories, since almost everyone was unemployed, I am just glad that my family worked at the medication factory as part of office staff, because nobody else could buy shit...
>>28671179The world was round, cell towers didn't cause covid, the internet was on your computer and not in your ass pocket.Internet users' IQs have regressed to the mean since.The Yankees are the best team money can buy. The president can finish a complete sentence without going full retard. The best we had was 57 states. That kind of flub wouldn't blink an eye nowadays.The GTR was still new and cool.Sure, take me back.
>>28671179>I can't believe the government is giving me that much money for my old GM piece of shit.
>>28671647I spent 50 bitcoin to buy weed online, haha these dumbfucks are really taking internet coins
>>286715302001 was the beginning of the end. it all went downhill from there.
>>2867117909 was shit anon.
>>28671519Illiterate zoomer hands typed that post
>>28674854it was. there was nothing good about that time, total nihilism with no hope for the future.
>>28674525>the internet was on your computer and not in your ass pocket.The iphone 3g came out mid 08 and the 3gs mid 10. Fuck you mean not in your ass pocket?
>>28674854yeah, Party Rock Anthem didn't release til '11That was when things really got fun
>>28674906based
>>28671179But do you remember the day Michael Jackson died?
Sick, I just lost my virginity at 13 to my first girlfriend. Guess it's the massive downhill spiral until I go to college at 21!>the only good part about my life for these 7 years is I owned a mint 97 Miata M package with a hardtop and rollbar which got hit and run a week before I left for collegeThanks for reminding me that my life has been a massive shitstorm and adulthood sucks but it sucks way less than my life as an adolescence.
I had a hawkeye STi and an LSD NA8 in '09. Street racing was still a thing that could happen any time on my commute.Cops didn't have plate scanners.They were better thymes.
>2009>250+ fox body mustangs at the local pi n pulEh, I dont really have any room to store tail lights or bumpers for future use. But I mean, its a short drive to the junkyard and theres always row after row of mustangs so no big deal.>2012>same junkyardFUCK I JUST NEED ONE OEM TURN SIGNAL AND THERES ONLY 3 MUSTANGS- 1 IS A BURNED OUT SHELL, 1 LOOKS LIKE IT ALREDY WENT THEOUGH THE CRUSHER AND THERES 7 WETBACKS STRIPPING THE 3RD IN REAL TIME
>>28675491>Cops didn't have plate scanners.They're easy to jam with the right equipment.
>>28675532not all police departments have plate scanners but if they do the cop car will have a noticeable apparatus on top so you know to avoid those
>>28671510I like you.
2867481428675520>there are still tards who think the vast majority of Cash for Clunkers trade-ins weren't Explorers with 350k miles and Mountain Dew soaked into the upholstery
>>28671221Don't diss on Weimar by comparing it to this shit.
>>28671179ex girlfriend had a 2008 Cadillac Escalade, it was hopeless in winter.
>>28675532Plate flipper.
yeah 2009 fucking sucked,but somehow things are even worse now
>>28671179>Black Eyed Peas is hitting the charts.Fucking kill me
>>28675744Man, just look at that 2009 beauty.
>>28675744Odd picture if a C6 ZR1 aka Main Character of the Late Noughties
>>28675748>>28675757wasn't really trying to post a 2009 car srry i just picked a random image i had saved hahahaha
>>28674525>President um, ah, um, er, Obama, was uh, good at talkingYou've got a pretty short memory
>>28675567Plate scanners run Pajeet software so don't expect them to actually work that well, they're easy to evade with the right tools.
Nigger should've shown his birth certificate
