>Sugar dates! >Sugar dates and figs!>Sugar dates and pistachios!!>Would the lady like a necklace?>A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.
Didn't this magic carpet flying motherfucker get in trouble a few years back for texting young girls or some shit
>>28671394>>28671343so are we supposed to hate him or not?
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>>28671343He's a great tech with a ton of knowledge. Fuck you all. You shut the fuck up you know nothings. That guy has more spirit in his left ball sack than your entire life.
>>28671553knocking down hags to get to coquettes
>>28671548reports say he's very based
>>28671343Never figured Juan from the shop down the street was ever a multi million subscriber youtuber
>>28672197s/Juan/Mehmet
FRESH FISH WE CATCH EM YOU BUY EM
>>28672197juan carjuan deag
>>28672129Here's some things we like, and som ethings we don't like.should you buy it? well if x, then y, or if a, then b. wwe'll leave that up tou you.
>>28673407based non-shill
>>28672197>>28673397He's also obviously some type of Arab/Persian/middle east whatever hence the Aladdin reference, ya fuckin blind bro? Never seen Aladdin? Only the Minecraft movie right ya fuckin broccoli head?
>>28673521Looks like an average Armenian to me.
>>28673521Hello. My name is JuanDiego Montoya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die.
>>28671553There's attractive 30yr old women around anon.They just are looking for guys who also take care of themselves.Crazy enough, that's rare.Having a house, a stable job, a normal car, clean clothes, and not being fat, immediately puts me above 90% of men.It's wild how badly dudes live these days..t 37yrs old
>>28674693Single moms want you to raise their dependent children but when you tell them you have three project cars as dependents they vanish
>>28674697Why are you talking about single moms?
>>28674693Yeah bro I know 5 attractive as fuck 30 year olds who live within 2 miles of me>all of them have kids>all of them work in the food/bev or service industry>all of them are batshit insane in their own special way>all of them drive a financed RAV4 or Subaru Forester>all of their children are horrifically ugly because crazy bitches can only get ugly desperate dudes to nut in themThey're all friends of my gf (21) and her mother (40) who ask me (29) if I know any "good guys" who are looking for a relationship. I've only ever told one of them, who has a good sense of humor, that no single dude in his 30's is looking to date women in their 30's, especially those with kids.>she thought it was a joke for some reason>still asks me if I know anyoneIt's funny they all call me a pedo because me girlfriend is almost 9 years younger than me but I'm the one laughing because all of their boyfriends/husbands left them within the first year of having a child with them, and my kids absolutely mog their children.
>>28675500my parents are like 9 years apart too who the fuck calls you a pedo? what the actual fuck
>>28675503Single mothers who hate that their chubby younger friend got a partner who stuck with her and makes enough for her to be a permanent stay at home mom
