*breaks down*
>>28675885*breaks down in your path*heh, nice try kid, this is my thing
>>28675885I really don't like the 300c it reminds me of my failure. I took an apprentice under my wing at work and under my watch he purchased a twin turbo 2jz aristo, then he built one of the most powerful soarers in the southern hemisphere. After he moved away and we didn't work together anymore he bought a v6 chrysler 300. That hurt. I think I understand parents who try to raise their kids right but one of them turns into a faggot.
>>28675885first time ?
>>28675938What is this meme trying to convey in this context? something about reliability? Is chryslers were reliable maybe they wouldn't have gone bankrupt multiple times.
>>28675944just forget about it and about me
>>28675952I can't do that chief. Fans of car makers that have gone bankrupt multiple times and only survive on taxpayer funded bailouts should always be bullied. Always.
>>28675885>*Mannie Fresh plays*
>>28675900based knower realizing the pentastar is the greatest engine ever developed and not even a boosted 2j comes close
>>28675900>>28675944>>28675954also technically "300C" only applies to the hemi model, the V6 is just "300"back in the day the 300s were named in alphabetical order depending on their generation. There was a 300B and a 300D, all the way up to 300M.the LX body 300 is actually supposed to be the 300N but there are socioeconomic reasons we cannot have that nameplate.
>>28675956maybe if you diverted your energies from low-quality unfunny shitposting towards high quality thought provoking posts maybe we could be friends but I'm not holding my breath.
>>28675962>high quality thought provoking posts>>>>/o/
>>28675959Fascinating. Though like that other anon I think you're directing your energies towards an area nobody gives a shit about.
>>28675984>youwho>directing your energiesimplying this takes effort>an area nobody gives a shit about."nobody" gives a shit yet you are here, Polyphemus?
>>28675994C'mon nobody gives a shit about the modern chrysler 300 except niggers and you're here carrying water for presumably older models even less people care about. Chrysler is dead man. move on.
KYS, the 300 is real pimpshit
>>28676006strong engines make weak engineersweak engineers create weak enginesweak engines make strong engineersstrong engineers create strong engines
no the 300 is nigger shit. Though a lot of pimps are niggers so i guess there's some overlap.
>>28676025What does any of that have to do with chrysler? Chrysler haven't made a good engine since the early 70s
news flash: niggers enjoy breathing airin unrelated news asphyxiation deaths are up among fat terminally-online retards
>>28675959The Austrian-built Euro V6 (see picrel) was badged 300C.
>>28675885I swear to god my boomer dad goes to get it serviced every other week. Doesn't help the handles get ripped off and he ran over them once, so now he is looking all over Poland to try and find replacement parts.
That's cute. Accusing anyone of being terminally online while being such a special internet snowflake that you don't use quotes.
>>28676039Is your dad fucking retarded? Who the fuck buys a car from a company that has gone bankrupt several times?
>>28676028the 3.6 thoughbeit>designed specifically to outperform the VQ because Cerberus was about to cancel the Phoenix program and buy Nissan engines instead>allowed Chrysler to pay off its bailout within a few years of leaving receivership>one of the most ubiquitous engines in the world, found in production cars on every continent>speed density, port injected, no egr, no cylinder deactivation, fuck the epa>runs literally forever as long as you keep oil in it >only disliked by women and browns who fail the average mopar owner basic maintenance challenge
>>28676036that is true, but it's merely a technicality. in the US it's 300 for the base, 300C for the hemmay, or 300S which is the equivalent of a Scat Pack/Super Track Pack depending on the engine it's equipped with.
>>28676042His boss, from his company who has gone bankrupt before.
>>28676047>only disliked by women and brownsit's a fucking v6 anon. Are you really going to bat for a fucking v6.Only women and brown people like the v6. Engineers fucking hate the v6. They're not allowed to have a v8 so they have to work on this fucking gay v6. Being assigned to the v6 department must be like being sent to hell for an engineer. You don't get to work on the cool v8's or the high tech inline 4s you have to work on this stupid pile of shit that only women and brown people want
>noooo you can't just reply to a post without quoting it that's my thing reeeeeeeeeeholy fuck lmaohit the nail on the head didn't i, fatso?
>>28676062wronghttps://www.allpar.com/d3/history/interviews/burke-brown-lx.html
>>28676071I can't tell if you're taking the piss and trying to be funny or serious. It's hard to tell with chrysler fans.
blind blanket statement-making brand whoring wrenchlette retards like yourself do not deserve to be spoken to with any seriousness.grow up, read a book, take care of your car.
>>28676138I don't care enough to try to unravel this weird combination of people defending shit engines, snowflake retards thinking they're too special to use the quote system and people quoting geocities-style shit from 1997 I'm out. Wow. Chrysler fans lol
>>28676062This anon purchased a V6 challenger and definitely doesn't regret it, so they come on here every day to cope about how the Pentastar is actually the greatest engine ever made and he totally didn't buy the wrong car.
>the registered child molester who bought a base model 911 that spams the board with 9999 cope threads and seethes at corvette owners, mopar owners and bmw owners every day is a perfectly fine and well-adjusted person but god forbid someone mention a pentastar occasionallylollmao
>occasionally
>>28676182i just came back from a global ban for shitting on pajeets on /v/ so any pentashilling you witnessed this week was just another satisfied mopar v6 chadmeanwhile the base model 911 guy made like 10 identical threads in that time, must be a slow week at the nursing home huh
>>28676195>shitting on pajeets >v6 moparYou're the pajeet of the mopar world fucking fix yourself anon.
>>28676200>uuuuh actually sweetie your engine is just ick okay me and the other girls don't approve of your choices
>>28675887My of my ex-bosses drove a range rover. She had that thing in the shop literally 5-6 times a year. ALWAYS something breaking on it.
>>28676219>SARR THE V6 IS GOOD ENGINE SAAR IT IS MOPAR SAARlol
>>28676222you said it not me
>>28676231I said the v6 is shit. I never said it was good saar are you fucking retarded?
>>28676238if it was truly shit you wouldn't feel the need to cry about it every time it's mentioned, just like on /v/ the more that fags like yourself baselessly hate on something the better it actually isthe pentastar is the greatest engine ever constructed by man and no amount of germoid rental eurocope will ever change that. enjoy your mcdonalds strutted vw beetle, pal.
>>28676221Thats why you always buy rovers in pairs. You use one when the other is in the shop
>>28676261/o/ really is a magical place I haven't posted here in months and some retarded schizo who likes shit engines thinks I'm his arch nemesis or something
>>28676269nobody cares who you are faggot i enjoy throwing shit at the wall and seeing who cries about it
The 2023 6.4 hemi version is the only 300 worth owning
>>28676284Accusing people of being someone else you apparently argue with on a regular basis is bus-stop homeless crack-head tier but ok you do you anon.
>>28676297only guilty dogs bark
>>28676298what?
>>28676293at this point the 5.7 is old enough that its problems are known and manageableits a fine engine, better than a v6 for sure
>>28676333I just said 6.4 because it’s faster stock. But yeah nothing wrong with the 5.7. Wide availability of parts and people who know how to work on them.
>>28676333>>28676344I love this bizarro world of chrysler fans where this shit is normal. Yeah bro it has problems but they're known and manageable, you just need people who know how to work on them.
>>28676347There are plenty of excellent engines with a debilitating flaw that needs fixed first. LS7 comes to mind. Whatever BMW engine that eats rod bearings every 100k.
>>28676347Are you retarded? Every single engine in existence has problems that are fixed with preventative maintenance. Machines break sometimes. Better to have one with widely available parts.
>>28676350If it has a debilitating flaw then it's not an excellent engine is it retard.
>>28676352The 5.7 doesn’t have a debilitating flaw>Muh hemi tick/lifter knockDon’t idle for 4,000 fucking hours. Change your oil every 5,000. Problem solved.
>>28676351Wrong. That is an american mindset. As someone who grew up with jap imports it's something I can't wrap my head around it. A good engine is one with excellent performance that keeps on running even with lax maintenance. With americans they're happy with one or the the other they don't expect both.
>>28676357>muh japshit NEVER needs maintenance kys weeb
>>28676365"Preventative maintenance" and "known but manageable flaws" just aren't discussion topics in my experience. If they're part of the chrysler fan lexicon that only reinforces my point.
>>28676028The Chrysler Pentastar and Hemi are both superior, wtf are you talking about?
>>28676042>Who the fuck buys a car from a company that has gone bankrupt several times?Uncle Sam
>>28676405Superior to what? Chrysler are always fucking broke. They get sold and passed around and bailed out by the government all the time They do not have the money to properly R&D their products to the same standards as other PROFITABLE companies and it shows.
>>28676411The motors are still superior to the competition.
>>28675885these are mad cheap here (UK) because the emissions tax is eye watering even on the shitty V6 ones (and no one wants the diesel ones because of clean air zones). and obviously no one wants a 15mpg v8 one either.the pre-06 ones at least are grandfathered into a cheaper tax bracket.
>>28676423The estate is a Dodge Magnum with a Chrysler front, right?
>>28676423I'd like a hemi but... damn
>>28676456yeah, the older ones are K band for emissions so it's """only"""" £430
>>28676447The Charger, 300, and Magnum are all on the same platform.
>>28675885may car broke down too. Only bought it like a week ago. engines fucked. Several grand just down the drain.
>>28675885Junk it, not worth the repair cost anymore.
swaggy maggy
>>28676269>>28676297>>28676308He thinks you're a 911Chad
>all i have to do is vaguely refer to his antics and he appearslollmao
>>28676678I visit this board and click on threadsWhoa
>>28676737
>>28676743Kek he actually believesIn reddit spacingWhat a faggot LAWL
>>28676355Wrong. People keep repeating this and it's simply not true. Approximately 5% of all 5.7's had lifters from a bad batch. If it's a bad one it will go regardless of what you do.
>>28676748
>>28676757Do you just have a boring ass folder of like 100 of these /v/ermin-tier pics that you cycle through?
>>28675885Noo don't break down your so sexy aha
>he says while posting sailor troonlollmao
>>28675885>all the electric components, such as the interior lights, gauge cluster, air conditioning compressor, headlights, and even the transmission shifter solenoid have this "flickering" issue that happens every now and then, which sometimes results in that "flickering" happening for up to a minute or two>"implausible fuel level" code is also thrown (but it's not a CEL)>only found one (1) supposed fix for this which was posted on a chrysler 300 forum and it's to replace the front control module and there's literally no information nor TSB about this particular issue>replace the fcm and program it>a week later while driving I experience a single "flicker" >mfw
>>28676047>the 3.6 thoughbeit>Applications>Land Yacht>Land Yacht 300>Land Yacht Charger>Land Yacht Van>Land Yacht Pickup>Land Yatch Injun Limited Editioncan I get this engine in a 2 seater rwd manual car that weighs less than 1500kg?
>>28676756Interesting
>>28676221overly complicated junk. The old ones with the Buick/Rover V8 were OK(ish)The mid 2000s era was terrible, but if you could find the BMW M62 powered one, that one was a gem.
>>28677094a manny wrangler with no doors no roof and one seat
>>28676781>faggot incensed by pretty girlsChecks out
>>28675885Nice rolls
>>28677149>usagi>prettyjesus christ man grow some tastesailor moon is just naruto for agps
