Jesus would drive an HSV Maloo. Allow me to explain: >V8/RWD/Manual reflects the holy trinity >Plenty of tray space for timber and carpentry tools >single cab because he’s a volcel >limited slip diff for rapid deployment of holy smoke inb4 muh carbon emissions! Jesus does not concern himself with the false teachings of the antichrist.
>>28676641The bible said his daily was an Accord. I'm picturing a white STI as a weekend toy.
he’d drive a 1929 Duesenberg Model SSJ
>blessed are the meek for they will inherit the earth2008 corolla
Runner up is the Landcruiser Troopy: >seating capacity for 12 disciples >reliable and dependable >capable off-road through desert sands >no frills; gets the job done with humility
>>28676641Amen
>>28676646This, anyone claiming otherwise is a fag.God also had a Triumph and drove a Plymouth Fury
>>28676641wouldn't it be an israeli made car and probably some type of atv since he was boosting all around difficult terrain
>>28676641Public transport
>>28676673Exactly. It was probably something like this, as bare bones as possible. He rode on the most simple donkey
>>28676641Hot rod, duh.
Jesus would drive a EG civic hatch. It just makes sense. I'm not even particular about those cars but the soft curves and modesty of the EG is 100% a ChristCar>>28676646Normie meme
>>28676667Ahckshually, due to linquistic drift the connotations of many words in contemporary popular discourse are different now that what speakers at the time would be meaning to imply with the same turn of phrase. 'Gay' is a classic example, but other examples like 'well regulated', meaning 'in good working order', or 'meek', a greek term meaning something like 'well behaved/well trained', are also frequent (purposeful) misattributions in contemporary speech.
>>28678845similar in nature to the landcruiser trooper, driving a bus is even more charitable
>>28679430>soft curvesThe EG hatch is far too seductive for a man without sin.
>>28679430>Normie memeIt's literally in the scripture anon. John 12:49.
>>28676641The single gayest car Holden ever made.
>>28676641Jesus would drive something a common man would drive and since he was a carpenter by trade my bet is either on a bare bones pickup or a small van ala citroen c15.Perhaps an older civic to reflect him being a common,honest and hard working man of the people.
He would drive a christler pacifica, plenty of room for all the homies and practical
