"Oops, sorry but it looks like you didn't close me all the way. Now you have to take your key out, unlock me, open me again, close me the right way, and then lock me again"Who decided that this is the way all car doors should work
>>28679391Kill yourself reddit reposter
>>28679391Literally just smack it with your hip and it'll latch the rest of the way
>>28679398Oh of course yes I love denting and scratching my car
>he doesn't have motorized soft-close doorsNGMI
>>28679408Maybe if you did some squats your ass wouldn't be so bony it scratches automotive paint
>>28679391You don't have soft close?
>>28679408this you?
>>28679398>Bro, just throw that thang! Shake that moneymaker! werkit, anon!!!!!!! Just throw a little razzledazzle into ur ride :3 just jiggle a bit then throw that hip x3
>>28679398men, at least straight ones, don't do this.>>28679416these are great, until they stop working and then it won't close.
>>28679391Why's your car so shitty that the doors won't close right?
>>28680360No, my suits have cod pieces.
>>28680382>men don't do hip checks cuz its le gay or something shut up you dumb fucking tranny
>>28681143Soft close and other luxuries are gay. Real men drive shitboxes so they can kick the door closed.
>>28679416my door rattles when i slam it and your car rattles when i floor mine faggot nigger bitch
>>28681150>implying you can't have soft close on your shitboxes2 of my budget cars (under 3000€) had that feature.
>>28681150This guy is old poor for sure. His grandpappy and his grandpappys grandpappy were losers who prided themselves on getting drunk and stroking their ego over mundane shit that didn't matter.New poor can't even fathom this type of thinking
>>28681143oooh someones feisty. Want me to hold your purse when you hip bump your door?
>>28680382Fortunately for me, I am sexually attracted to women, so whatever I do is straight.
>>28681312Those werent real shitboxes. A true door kicker only comes once in a lifetime.>>28681319There is nothing wrong with a modest lifestyle.
>>28680382>men, at least straight ones, are cucks to the machineyikes
>>28680382I'm straight and close the fridge like that all the time. My wife loves me and my fat ass
>>28679398Thread should have ended here.
>>28681489>no true Scotsmankys yourself or learn to buy better shitboxes
>>28681790>shitty car is not a good shitboxI think you are confused, pal.
