>Pulls you overHow do you respond without making him angry?
>>28681493why the long face?
Be white
>>28681493>Let's roll race for the ticket
>>28681493MY TAXES PAY TOUR SALARYYOU WORK FOR ME
Here comes, the crimson chin!
real answer. >roll down windows>keep hands at 10-2 on the wheel>'good evening officer'>when they ask for your license and reg, tell them where they are and wait for the 'you are free to move xyz' to grab them>when they ask why they pull you over, stay silent or say 'i prefer not to answer'you've been respectful, you've acknowledged that the relationship between law enforcement and civilian, you've helped to keep them at ease through the encounter, and YOU HAVE NOT ADMITTED GUILT AND EXERCISED YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTafter that it's all up to the officer as to what they wanna do, but you've done all you can.
>>28681493>Pulls you overgotta catch me first
>>28681532>EveningIT IS THE AFTERNOONHAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?I SMEEL WEEDOFFICER DOWN!
>>28681532How that boot tastin?
>>28681538i don't know how boot tastes, and i also don't have any points on my record into my mid 30s
>>28681545>i do what they tell me to do and let road signs dictate my behaviour and decisionsyou are an NPC robot
>>28681493>walking over normally>>28681532>gun drawnget the fuck outta there
i'd wait until he starts walking to my car and when he gets close i'd pull away and let him think i'm trying to evade but when he turns to run back to his car i'd stop my car. then when he's at my window i'll say "sorry, it's my first time driving a manual and my foot slipped off the clutch. why did you pull me over, officer?".
>>28681546>I must constantly flout any sort of societal standard and refuse to be civilized because making the world worse for everyone around me is the only way to gain the crumbs of attention I so desperately crave you are a negro
>>28681550>societal standard>you must conform!i stand by my accusation: you're an NPC robot who has been programmed how to behave. land of the free!
>>28681493Sorry officer I was in a rush to make it to the military recruitment center.
>>28681546>calls others NPCsI bet you still pay taxes.
>>28681569are you asking me if i have a job?
>>28681493
>>28681571You don't buy anything either?
>>28681586no i steal things instead because i'm blackwhere are you going with this? i buy the things that i want to buy. not the things they tell me to buy.
>>28681590>I buy thingsYou give money to israel. Good job, NPC.
>>28681593>no u
>>28681595I dumpster dive and use mcdonalds wifi. We are not the same.
>>28681598so how's that "conforming with society's standards" working out for you?
>>28681493Hey judge dredd hows about chilling the fuck out? It was a controlled drift.
>>28681600I am more free than you.
i'd just use a jedi mind trick and tell him that he doesn't need to see my licence and i'm free to go>i don't need to see your licence and you're free to gogoodbye officer
>>28681493Show him ma waaaaar face!
>>28681532>He doesn't chimp outWhite boys, I swear to god
>>28681532>keep hands at 10-2 on the wheelWhy do old guys drive like this? Correct hand placement is 9 and 3, son
>>28681546You couldn't tell by the "10 and 2?"
>>28681493Problem officer?
>>28681519WHAT IS YER BADGE NUMBAH?
>>28681532>keep hands at 10-2 on the wheel>>'good evening officer'>>when they ask for your license and reg, tell them where they are and wait for the 'you are free to move xyz' to grab themI pull my reg out right away I'm not sitting around waiting for them to say jump, if they're scared and magdump me then so be it
>>28681493Park in a lot off the street/highway, if possible. Say as little as possible.When they ask if you know why you were pulled over, say something like "no I'm not sure".When they tell you why, feel free to explain. >your insurance is out>"i just started a job and im going to the bank right now to deposit money so i can pay my insurance">your inspection is out>"im taking my car to my mechanic right now"etc etcIf it's something minor like a light being out, you have better odds of getting off with a warning.If you were going 30 over the speed limit, there's not a lot you can say. The cop will take 30 years to print your traffic citation, then come back.In my state, it's a custom to plead "not guilty", then show up in court and talk to a local judge. There's several advantages>you get to waste the time of the cop that wasted your time with a traffic stop>if he doesn't show up, you win automatically>if he does show up, he's often ready to negotiate and drop or alter the charge (half the points, half the fine, etc)The local judge deals with the trashy half of society all day. Dress nice and be respectful and there's a chance the judge will drop everything. Some people have better connections, loved ones or friends on the force, etc and they can get away with a lot more. Shitty but that's the way it is. Just do the best you can from your position. YMMV
"Step out of the vee-hickle">Body cam still in its original packaging
>>28681493>Nice chin bro, I'm something of a chin chad myself.Because I have a face like the craig davis bo selecta mask.
>>28681532Do everything up to meme arrow 4 but then you pull out your pistol and shoot him.
>>28681493Tell him you saw his wife on bumble
>>28682088Call him a slack jawed faggot
>>28682050It also helps to have an extra $150 to spend on a firm that deals with traffic violations.Speaking from personal experience, they can turn a laser-verified felony speeding charge to a mandatory defensive driving course and no points on your license
>>28681493>i wasn't speeding, i was travelling
>>28681493>just for your safety and mine, I have my off duty piece in my front right pocket >show badge and creds Peace out dude happy hunting
It would be a shame if I'd replaced the barrel of my driver door lock with a shotgun shell that was wired to a fuse triggered by a button on the steering wheel, in Minecraft.
>>28681504spbp
How does he see with his traffic sombrero over his eyes like that?
>>28681493I am a sovereign citizen, I wasn't driving I was travelling.
>>28681981Every state has access to your plate and registration/insurance information on the in-car laptop. They ran it before you even pulled over (Most have scanners that automatically pulled that shit up.)All they want is your license.
>>28681715Only if you're driving a cuck mobile with airbag in steering wheel. Good cars (pre airbags) are 10 and 2
Why would I care about making him mad? My state is fucking rad so I can just call him a faggot and he either stews in impotent rage but does nothing or he decides to escalate which means I get his pension in court.
>>28683056I know they scan your plate but is it simply archaic phrasing when/if they ask for reg? Perhaps I remember the idiom more than the actual encounter, can hardly recall the last time I was pulled over.
If I'm a tourist from Yurop and I get pulled over by one of these guys, how nice will they be to me? Should I go for a handshake? We usually shake hands with the officer here.
>>28682294Or just to the door handle with a warning sign on it so when fagtard cops think they can invade your property they have their fucking fingers be erased from their power trip fuelled life by their own stupid actions.
>>28682294Illegal, straight to jail. >>28683317Illegal, straight to jail.
>>28683285Yeah, totally. As soon as he is within reaching distance qyuckly but smoothly stick out your hand and try to grab his.
>>28681493point and cock my revolver at him as I scream "I have the power of God and anime on my side"
>>28681493I pee on him and then have sex.
>>28683511Dead cops can't arrest you
>>28681493When he asks for my license I hand him this then he has to get in my car and I give him a ticket and drive off in his better car.
>>28681493Yes sir.No sir.No excuse, sir.
>>28684744And if you're lucky their buddies won't choose to arrest you either, because if they do you're up shit creek without a paddle. Suicide by cop is the easy way out.
>>28686138Where I'm from, traffic cops and state troopers drive by themselves. In the 5 or so minutes it'd take another cop to show up, the bodycam and dash cams should have been destroyed and you should already be in a another city
>Reee get your supervisor here>Pic related shows upYour move, /o/.
>>28686157Make a 4chan post calling him a faggot (which he is) while he watches
>>28681532>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UajTvU3sjrY
>>28681944I WANNA SPEAK TO YOU LOOTENNENT
>>28681493Gun him down before he has the chance to open his dumbfuck mouth, pigs aren't people.
>>28686138Gun down the ones that keep chasing you and keep going until you're cornered, better to take out a dozen pigs if you're gonna go out.
>>28681598>>28681612Based and diogenes pilled
>>28681493>How do you respond without making him angry?SIR YES SIR!
>>28686155Oh wow you really don't have a clue what you're talking about.
>>28687832if the government isn't actively keeping tabs on you beforehand then it's trivially easy to get away with murder
>>28683124Only manlets with tiny shoulders drive 10-2.What's the matter? Steering wheel to big for you?
>>28687202This post is so fucking tranny it hurts.
