>makes girl insanely wet.The BMW is truly the white man chariot.
>can’t into indefinite articles>can’t into apostrophesyep, OP is brown
>>28683715girls dont care about cars, they only care about trucks.t owner of multiple drift rockets and 1 truck.
They don't see the car you retarded turk, they see the emblem. Have a base model garbage Mercedes and they will be wet for that too>>28683768This too, have any truck that is clean and alot of women will cum
>>28683771>Have a base model garbage Mercedes and they will be wet for that toothis works but only for new cars. they can tell when your mercedes is 22 years old and they won’t be impressed even if it is an s class
only balkan girls fall for the german superior sportscar meme...
it’s true. whenever one of those influencer whores show their new „dream car“ it’s either a 911 or M3/4
>>28683715It’s a tranny magnet. Makes their bussy leak.
>>28683827>balkan>that mystery meat
>>28684114>The ole Olestra and molest ya
>>28683715>front license plateRuined.
BMWBlackMansWheels
>>28683715>posts the ugliest car of all time
>>28683715>makes girl insanely wet.
>>28684523I did this once by an accident. The woman was wearing an expensive looking fur coat too.
>>28683715>The BMW is truly the white man chariot. t. Mehmet Acidoglu-Schmidt
>>28683715>The BMW is truly the white man chariot.Thirdie thread
>>28683715>IESLB
>>28683715>posting the autotragic "competition"ngmi
>>28683715yes, any shallow and or status whore will want to fuck a guy with a new German, be it an M or a 320. how did you know, Sherlock? RETARD
Makes girls wet and makes men who don't have one seethe.
>>28684527on the way home there was a huge puddle that i wanted to splash through and at the last possible moment i saw a kid sitting a bit further back from it under some trees minding his own business. snapped my head just in time to see him stumble backwards in panic
>>28685440I skipped all the common traffic Germoid leasebait and picked up the official GOD HAND BRAND. Why would I seethe over that BHPH trash when it cost a tiny fraction of my car?
>>28685585That's your dad's car THOUGHeversobeit; and it gets its anus copulated by a fuckin narb 2 Series kek
>>28685440Also, this is an E60 Probably the manual M54 swapped one
>>28685585>>28685599I've got God's true Chariot, the e61. Good luck getting even a fraction of the utility I get. lol
>>28685585Very nice. And you make these BMW weirdos seethe.
>>28685625Never seen an e61 on here>>28685627Kek not even close
>makes girl insanely wet.>he needs a car
>>28685632I got it very recently. It's a stick with AWD and the n54. I love it. Wheels were powder coated purple by the boomer I bought it from, I'm not a fan but haven't replaced them yet.
>>28685692Love the N54
>>28685440unc teasing his 20 years old shitbox like he owns a Lambo
>>28685817Bus rider seething
Is the 316 part of the cool kids club too?(pic not mine)
>>28685863Of course. All BMWs deserve love. Only bench racing faggots say shit like narb.
>>28685863You the nigga with an E36?
>>28685585Nice pic desu.
>>28686359if you're a nerd kek
>>28686369Well I am.
>>28685635>KIA or HyundaiMakes women's pussy recoil in disgust if driven by a man. Women themselevs drive these cars and like them
I used to drive a first gen 1 series (e87) and random roasties would talk with me about it at parties, like ask me questions and I would stone wall themI used to own an e36 coupe and this I had to drive this girl in the back seat once and she said she loves old BMWsnow I drive an e91 325i and this qt3.14 18 y/o said "wow" when I floored it once (her brother and his gf were riding in the back seat)I would give anything for a woman to pay attention to me
>>28687446I unironically just got a mk7 GTI, will is make them wet or dry as a sahara desert?
>>28687461FWD hatchback is dry. They will give you the car equivalent to a friend zone by saying "this is a nice car" but in reality they will think you are too poor for a real car (suv/truck).
>>28687492even if is riced out and good interior? should i sell for suv?
>>28687461its a golfdo you think they know its GTI, or an R, or a diesel?
>>28687519Anything priced out that is not a dedicated sports or "sports" car (GT car, muscle car, etc) is an ick. A GTI is just a trumped up golf and the golf r just looks too much like a golf to benifit. Clean interior helps regardless of vehicle, but that's only if they want to actually get in
>>28687522>>28687556FUCK i was on a date with a zoomette and a fucking polo passed by and she goes'Hey that's like your car' I got mad and told her that gti is 250hp, holy fuck im retarded
>>28687556>>28687522anyway what the fuck should i get? i'm selling tommorow, i can sell for 20k and have another 20k to spend, wtf should i get? im 33
>>28687420I could tell by your shit taste
>>28687588Just get an E9, E24 635CSi, E30 325i. E31 850CSi, E39 530i, E92 or LCI E90 N54 335i or M3 Competition, F10 M5 Competition, F13 M6 Competition, W124, W126, R129, W140, C5 Z06, or C6 Z06 already godsdamn
>>28686098No, E90
>>28687604And what if I want a good car?