>salvage title in hand>car name is misspelled >titulo limpio>runs and drives>ac blows ice cold>mostly looking for trades>testing the waters>mostly highway miles>low mileage for this model of car STOP
>see spanish in ad>ignore
>>28683758>STOPWhy? They're saving you from wasting your time
>all capitals>boomer life story in the advert>I kept all the receipts of me filling ‘er up since I bought it and this means it’s valuable>compares vehicle to other vehicle I am not interested in>telling my why you are selling it (I don’t care and it doesn’t matter)>bizarre, convoluted directions to the dealership/your house and warnings to NOT USE SAT NAV (I use my sat nav and are without issue)
>Dealerships put their ads in the individual seller section>List them for $1 so they appear before eveything else>Can't even be bothered to put the actual price in the ad
>>28684936if you see A TRUCK WITH NO WHEELS YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR
>runs and drives fine (for what it is)>recently drove it from (place everywhere in town) to (place near middle of town/dealer/owner)>FIRM PRICE I JUST HAD A <Random guy that means nothing> CERTIFY IT IS AS GOOD AS IT COMES>just filled up the oil no visible smoke>hours: 9-5 NO WEEKENDS>NO EMAIL SERIOUS INQUIREYS ONLY IN PERSON ONLY>INTERNAL FINANCING ONLY OR CASH NO CASHIER CHECKS>car posted 5 different times with slightly different titles>car has one current photo but other photos show it's been stuck in the lot for at least 3 seasons>>28684953>listing price is actually what the dealer wants payments for each month or the down payment to be
>>28684953>dealership has multiple locations and lists the same car in 4 different ads so the car i want to look at could be 20 or 200 miles away
>Reseller/wrecker has phone number as thumbnail on multiple listings
>>28684953>>28684963How is this not false advertising? I'd think I'm getting a deal then when I go in whoops it is actually 3k more. Does the salesman expect me to be giddy about seeing a higher price than what I thought?
>>28684984"Oh sorry that was a typo, but we put the real price on the vehicle! See it's on picture 12 of 15 if you look in the corner there!"They just want you to contact them so you're stuck on their calling list/spam emails. I had the mistake of once looking for a honda trail 125 to get around, was 1/2 the market cost, and was told oh "nah son that's the cost fer the down payment if you got no credit. Now what will it take ta git ya in that there bike?Also biggest pet peeve>car dealership>inventory easily 100 cars on the lot >CANT FUCKING TAKE PICTURES OF THE DASH, ODOMETER, ENGINE, or anything that isn't the car at an angle or weird pic of what is obviously a newly greased tireNothing is fucking worse, why the FUCK can't you take a simple picture straght> mfdlksmlkdsmflkdsgireanireu
>>28684986My favourite is when its a 4 picture collage where everything is now too small to see.
>>28684986>It was a typoOn every single post? Seems unlikely.
>>28683758Don't buy anything from browns. I've been bamboozled on multiple car sales, buying a microwave off craigslist, and selling airsoft guns where they tried to rob me... do not do business with browns at all, they're always trying to pull one over on you.
>>28684953Wish you could just report those adds and have jannie deal with them.
>>28685076I concur.They have different morals to whitesThey are eroding our high trust society, marketplace, and welfare
>>28685076WASPs only. Being “white” isn’t enough. Catholics, Irish, Italians, all sorts of other people fit into “white” now. I’m talking Mayflower. Basically if you are from certain parts of the British Isles. At a push I’d allow some sort of Scandinavian, Dutch or German but only if they could prove no popery and not being a registered Democrat
>>28684984>>28685043No one cares because it's such a minor thing. False advertising happens but unless you signed on the dotted line for something no one cares.
>>28685076TruthEvery car I've bought from a minority has been packed with lies and shitty workmanship.
FIRST PICTURE IS WHAT IT COULD LOOK LIKE WHEN RESTORED
>>28683758>Needs a bonded title
>>28685249>is the only picture
>>28685076>message someone for car>black guy obviously on the other end>hey did you smoke in this car>NAW SMOKE FREE. SMELLS NEW CAR.>alright I'll come by and check it out>look at ash tray for .000005 seconds>clearly was filled with cig buts and/or joints>NOPE>What's wrong wid it?>clearly someone has been smoking in that car that shit is impossible to get out>MAN NUFFIN BAD ABOUT THAT I SMOKED WID DA WINDOWS DOWN >no thanks>angry chimp noises as I move on
>>28685436An ozone machine would get rid of the smoke smell. Taking out the chicken grease thats a different story
>$1200>$1234>spanish>NO CREDIT, ELON'S APPROVED
>>28683758>see used car listing>phone number posted>call it>indian voice responds>*click*Nope
>>28685526>They ask you to drive to sketchiest fucking shithole you've ever seen
>>28683758>AC blows ice cold>turn on AC>car stalls out and won't start
>Koreatown>Window tint and Odometer fraudDoes Carfax still have unlimited-for-a-month deals?
>>28685446True, I used one to get the mildew smell out of my girlfriends Benz when she lived by the beach.Air out carefully as ozone will give you an astounding headache.
>>28685534>Based in Bradford, W. Yorkshire. Closed Friday afternoons.
>dealerships openly scam you if you don't have employee pricing>everyone else either is retardedBuying a car sucks
>>28685549>it’s that dealership in Keighley which is clearly money laundering and has all the photos taken underground in what looks like a nuclear bunker
>>28685076This.
>look up dealership address on google earth>it's a fucking dirt lot in west phoenix
SAW ONE GO UP AT MECUM FOR $70K
>ran when parked>needs X part, havent bothered to add it>NO TIRE KICKERS>wont answer text, only phone calls
>>28685584Is west Phoenix bad? I’m not familiar with the stereotypes of former cowboy states (Nevada, New Mexico, Texas, Arizona) other than they’re just full of Mexicans now.
>>28684934>They're saving you from wasting your timeIt's good to see optimism in the abject failure of the car market of today.With that said, I have no idea why dealers even bother selling salvage title cars.
>>28685855It's more dangerous than a lot of mexican cities.
>>28685209Carfax and 23 and me report required.
>>28683758>>testing the waters>NOT IN A HURRY TO SELLthese are the worst I think, because it's basically saying>I'm gonna be a time-wasting asshole who will dodge setting up a day to meet, refuse to negotiate, and probably ghost eventuallywhy even put it up for sale if you're not gonna fucking sell it, dumbass fucks
>>28685548it also melts some plastics on car interiors
>ANYONE ASKING "IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE" WILL BE IGNORED AND BLOCKED>Ask anyways
>>28685584>look up car in <city>>set radius to 25 miles>see deal>looks nice where is the address>real dealership location is like 250 miles away or in the states capitol or a state awayThese people should have all their ads banned.
>looking at photos in the ad>see a brown foot in a sandal>close ad
>>28683758If you can't afford to constantly buy and dump new cars every few years, you should not be drivingThis is just the new money filter for driving
>absolutely loathe selling cars in current year>buying cars isn't much better>every used car is an overpriced piece of shit with hidden problems>browns everywhere>decided to just buy a brand new corolla and keep it forever and never sell or buy a car againAnd ofcourse you're like ERM AKSHUALLY U CULDA BOUGH A 200K MILE 10 YEAR OLD [brand] FOR DA SAME PRICE???? U IDORT!! NO SOVL!!!!! But then 30 years from now when I'm driving my meticulously maintained and always serviced 1 owner car with under 50k miles (I don't drive much), you'll all be like ZOMG LOOK AT THAT CLEAN H*CKIN OLD 'ROLLA!!!!!!! :soi: :soi: :soi: SO MVCH SOVL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>LOW MILES SPECIAL DEAL! FIRM SALE PRICE>miles in question are 10 over what the age of the car should be at>runs and drives pretty good>exhaust is a bit loud >minor accident only a bit of cosmetic damage>only one picture from the side of it where it's not fully visible
>no tire kickers I know what I got
>selling shitbox>indians message me nonstop>completely ignore themfor anyone who hasnt dealt with indians they are brown jews and will haggle to save 50 bucks off a 3000 dollar car
