>Sub-compact CUVNo utility, no comfort. Basically nobody should own these except city dwelling poors and grandmas who have trouble getting into a sedan.>Compact CUV / hatchbackCompromises on everything, proficient at nothing. The vehicle for a person who needs their car to "do it all" - poorly. >3-Row "SUV"An IQ test for breeders. The third row is basically useless except for kids under 10, and the cargo space is only marginally more than a compact CUV. Anyone considering one of these would be better off buying a minivan.>"Mid-size" truckThe vehicle that will achieve 95% of your needs, but it won't be much fun unless you're the sort of chud who pays for the off-road model and actually likes to go mudding and shit like that.>Full size truckThe ultimate mall crawler for boomers who believe 450HP is the bare minimum for getting groceries and parking badly. >SedanProof that you can afford more than one vehicle or pay someone else to move shit.>CoupeProof you can afford another vehicle, and like to have fun driving your car.
I own a coupe and i dont own another vehicle, because I'm single. >third row is basically useless except for kids under 10,this is just not true. No one wants a fugly minivan, anon. You decide what cars you want based on looks yet you suddenly get so triggered when people buy a 3 row suv instead of some hideous blobshit minivan.
>>28683843my compact CUV actually “does it all” - well. although if I had two cars it’d probably be a coupe and an bigger suv
>>28683843Where does my x5 fit in?
>>28683846>No one wants a fugly minivanThen why is that category selling so damn much? Shame the sliding doors are falling out of vogue, they are at least convenient. >>28683911>awd, unibody, too tall to cornerMinivan.
>>28683930>Minivanfitting, considering I call it the towing van
>>28683843>WagonCease the posing already and just get one. Stupid mulattoes.
>>28683911That's a cuckover dawg
>>28683843>grandmas who have trouble getting into a sedanI never understood this meme and I don't believe anybody who shills it. It's fucking retarded.
>>28683843>my daily driver: 2010 mustang gt, 88k miles>truck: 1998 f150, 347k miles>wife's daily driver: 2012 escape, 164k miles>household income: 280kzero fucks to give. old vehicles that are paid off, easy to maintain, and cheap to replace is the way to go.
>>28683988old people have bad hips and knees; it makes it difficult for them to stoop low enough to get into a car. old people like CUVs because it's easier for them to waddle in and out of them.
>>28684004Yeah, because climbing up into your booster seat with a bad knee is somehow easier than sliding into a normal-height sedan.
>>28684001Based. >My summer daily - 2012 A5 quattro 122k>Other summer dailies based on distance and weather - 1997 TJ - 202k 1983 CJ-7 - god only knows the mileage>Truck - 2002 Ford F250 7.3>Winter daily - 1994 FJ80 - 312k>Wife's car - 2022 rav 4>income - 264k (Semi rural Indiana) None of my cars cost more than $5,000 and got 0% on my wife's when we bought it.
>>28684013>>28684001Lame slow bullshits>My slow daily - LCI E39 530i 115k miles>My fast daily - LCI F10 M5 Competition 6k miles on the engine>My project car - Non-LCI E92 N54 335i 122k miles>Future wife's car - E30 325i (probably a cute convertible)>Income - One hundred million dollars (New Delhi, California)Life's way too short to drive boring as fuck bullshit
>>28684070i'll take the 'stang for $12k anon, keep your german scheisse.(full disclosure, last car was an e88, the rapidly decomposing plastic was just too much to bear, but it was a fun car when it wasn't having an unplanned 'bmw moment'.
>>28683843>>3-Row "SUV">An IQ test for breeders. The third row is basically uselessGet a Suburban/Yukon XL/Escalade ESV/Expedition MAX lmao.
>>28683930>Then why is that category selling so damn much?It's not.>2024>SUV sales 9.17 million units>minivans 325,000 unitsSUVs outsell minvans 28 to 1. Why do faggots like you just make up lies?
>>28684176>Minivans 325,000Bullshit. Your number is counting every minivan the marketing department calls an SUV as an SUV. Try again with all the unibodies, transverse motors, and AWD systems properly categorized.
>>28684087>ebonicsI'll keep my BMWs, which are ALL faster and more luxurious than a faggy ford
>>28684231>>28684087Also that data is hilariously incorrect
>>28684231a $12k Mustang is slightly slower than a +$40k BMW>surprised pikachu.gif.png.tiff.bmp.jpegfaggot. Again, i'd much rather have a cheaper car that's easier to maintain and cheaper to repair. to each his own.
>>28684254What the fuck are you talking about?Faggot. Again, I'd much rather have a cheaper car that's easier to maintain and cheaper to repair.To each his own.Faggot.
>>28684266>LCI F10 M5 CompetitionWhat in the fuckare you even going on about? Which car are you actually cunting on about being a better option than a mustang?
>>28684276All of them
>>28683843>Anyone considering one of these would be better off buying a minivan.Isn't like a suburban superior to every minivan in the market?Not to mention that minivans are gay and boring.
>>28684010Old people struggle to stand up out of normal chairs. A sedan where you sit 2 feet off the ground may as well be a bear trap for them.
>>28683843>mid size truck>sedan>single seat racecarIdeal setup. Will replace sedan with minivan if I have a fourth kid but for now we fits.
>>28684213Extreme cope. Minivans aren't popular. Deal with it.
>>28684285>Isn't like a suburban superior to every minivan in the market?Yes. The trunk storage with the 3rd row up in minivans is abysmal.
>>28684374How did they ever manage 50 years ago?
>>28684266Why is this nigger so much in love with the worse 3 series ever?
>>28683843no wagons or shooting brakes?
>>28684551theirbody was in much better shape
>>28683930>Then why is that category selling so damn much?1) theyre not2) because we're importing pajeets who buy them
>>28684738wagons are just short CUVs.Shooting break is just a faggy hatchback.
>>28684714He can afford it
>>28684714The E92 is last amazing 3 Series dynamically
Ford Maverick does everything and mild hybrid SUV with a bed is currently the best form of vehicle
>>28683846I like minivans. Sliding doors are amazing and crossover lovers are missing out.
