>fucks up your car and walks away unscathed>nothing personel kid
>>28685830>walks away unscathedNo they do not. Moose crashes are a "close your eyes, everybody dies" situation.
>>28685845Maybe eventually. I've heard of a lot of cases where the moose and the occupants survive the initial impact but the moose starts thrashing inside the vehicle turning the occupants into pulp before eventually dying. tldr: Just don't hit a moose.
>>28685830if you see a moose loitering on the road you should shoot at it
>>28685830>walks away unscathedNot if I survive they won't.
Killingest animal in North AmericaMy family hosted some Japanese exchange students and we were camping and a herd of moose came through and they whipped out their cameras and we had to smother them like they were Cora's baby
>>28685830Yeah i ran over a deer last summer pic relatedAlmost killed me and my gf lmao would be such a lame way to dieWasn’t even speeding
>>28686040RIP benz
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>>28686043Show us the front
>>28686040If that happened with a pickup truck with a bull bar you would have a nice venison dinner after a quick car wash.
>>28685830My 10mm Witness would like a word...and that word is BANG!
THE FLESH IS WEAK.DIDN'T FEEL A FUCKIN THING.
>>28686060What he said. A front higher than 2 feet and a bull bar would win.
>unscathedGuess which one of these will be operational again.
>>28686047your first reaction after plowing into a moose was to snap a picture while your hand is still actively fucking bleeding?
>>28685992>I've heard of a lot of cases where the moose and the occupants survive the initial impact but the moose starts thrashing inside the vehicle turning the occupants into pulp>a lot of casesyou have not.
>>28686047Based
>>28686536The house
>>28686040Did you at least eat it as a revenge?
>>28686040I think your dog has autism
>>28686536Not the driver lmao
>>28686563Based on what the deer looks like, I don't think that's Anon's blood.
>>28686043nothing of value was lost
>>28686040did it died?
