What do you have in your garage anon? You do have an old car, right?
Prewar car, yes. Surely you don't count a car from the 80's or 90's as ""old"", anon?
>>28693183>What do you have in your garage anon?Lots of concrete and dirt
>>28693183>stancedumb slut ruined that car
>>28693183That dude needs a haircut and to fix those stupid wheels.
>>28693203Maybe she's just really heavy.
>>28693211they use kg instead of lbs over there. a kg is heavier than a lb, so this checks out.
>>28693211More cushion for the pushing.
>>28693203I personally despise stance but as far as permanent damage goes its one of the easiest mods to return to factory (95% of the time).
>>28693211For you
>>28693183I finished mine with drywall and such, it’s a home gym now. It would be nice to have a garage for parking and/or wrenching; but gym is a better use of it.
I have a 1977 GAZ-24 Volga that I'm slowly stitching back together and trying to wrestle all the rusty spots back into order.I also hav e a 1954 (I think) KMZ K750, a 1962 Izh Jupiter, a 1984 IMZ Ural and a 1987 Moto Guzzi California 3 in the shop.I need to push a 2nd and 3rd car into the shop so I can work on them during the winter, a 1982 Škoda 120 Rapid and a 1984 Škoda 120L that I'm working on for my dad as his retirement car.The 120L needs to be just the right amount of shitty so you don't get bored with it and end up wasting your retirement money on some piece of shit lexus or bmw crossover
>>28693183Yes.Post more japanese car waifus
>>28693300nice.>>28693318
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>>28693183Garage? I'm still rebuilding the fuckin thing on the driveway while trying to buy a house with a garage.Audi GT Coupe 1987
>>28693401Are german cars as nightmarish to work on as everyone online says they are?
>>28693295Gtfo
>>28693407mean.
>>28693404Can't speak for newer stuff but 80s Audi is horrific. Yknow how you take out the engine? Remove the subframe and drop it out into an inspection pit with the gearbox attached. But thats nothing. The worst part of it is the fuel injection system. BOSCH invented continuous injection systems (CIS) to replace carburettors and were before ECU's took over. They are more efficient than carburettors but typically German in complexity. It's the one thing keeping me from driving it. THESE FUCKING THINGS NEED TO BE IN A STERILE LABORATORY TO BE REPAIRED IM NOT EVEN KIDDING.
>>28693404>Are german cars as nightmarish to work on as everyone online says they are?
>>28693416>he doesn't have a clean room in his garagengmi
>>28693491My garage IS a clean room.
>>28693491Motherfucker i don't even have a garage. The first 2 kjet rebuilds were in a bathtub. Mans gotta make do.
>>28693491Also i wasn't kidding idgaf how clean your garage is you cannot rebuild these things in an environment with dirt atoms.
>>28693300And they all run and can be driven. >amazing!
>>28693416Shit. My car has L-Jetronic fuel injection and it’s easy to deal with. I had to increase the idle and lean it out cuz it’s getting colder but that’s it.
>>28693183>What do you have in your garage anon?it's not my garage, it's mum's garage and in mum's garage i have my bed and clothes and stuff.
>>28693548L jetronic? Never knew there were other variants. Is it much different?
>>28693510What soap did you use?
>>28693183I cut the rear off my crx and im in the process of stitching it back together
>>28693300Ostasit nyt jonkun jenkinkin välillä, zenkin bolševikki.
>>28693665Mut mähän alootin jenkeillä, 68vm Dodfge Dartti, 62vm Imperial ja 72vm Imperial LeBaron coupe oli taloudessa.Sit siirryttiin saksalaisihin, niiden oli aika väistyä neukkujen tieltä.
mixing gas and slapping ass>>28693192hyb
>>28693737jenkit on hauskoi, niillä ittekin pörrään. Germaani tuotteisiin en kajoa tikullakaan. Joku vimpan päälle rempattu Niva vois kieltämättä olla läppä. Mites varaosa saatavuus on muuten nykyään, varsinkin näin Putlerin sekoilujen aikana? Jumaliste kun perus Teboilin ölkätkin kiskastiin heti silloin kaupoista. Itte älysin onneks hakee heti joku 5 kannuu halpaa mineraalimömmöä varastoon, tosin viimistä viedään jo.
>>28693769No saahan noita vielä virosta tilaamalla lada powerilta, ei taida manselta tai vastaavilta suomessa enää saaha kun öyhöttävät just jostai venäjästä vaikka suurinosa EU osista tehtihi jossain belgiassa tai latvias.Ja juu kyl hiukjan vituttaa ku ei teboilinm öljyjä saa kaupasta ja eipä niihinkää oikee mitää kunnon vastaavia korvaavia myöskään saanu samaan hintaan. 2 mahti öljyt esim on jotenki kaikki paskempia ku teboilin mineraalipohjanen oli.Also also, ei uudet germaaniset ole oma juttu sillä jos ttotta puhutaan, sakemannet on vitun retardeja ja niitä ei pommitettu tarpeheksi että oppisivat olemahan.Niiden V12 autot kuitenkin on kyllä aika peirun hienoja vehkeitä ja yllättävän kovatekoosiakin.Pakko sunkin myöntää että jos joku halpa takapotku pulkka talveksi pitääsi hommata nii vaihtoehdot, ainaki kymmenisen vuotta sitten, oli joku vanha vitos sarjan bemari tai opel a omega koska lukko tehtaalta.
>>28693624Very different. It’s electronic fuel injection with fuel injectors, an air flow meter, cold start valve (like an additional fuel injector), coolant temperature sender, idle air control valve, a very basic fuel injection computer (more like a waveform analyzer that varies the voltage to open and close injectors), throttle position sensor, and some even have an o2 sensor on the exhaust header (mine has an idle screw instead so I adjust it depending on the season). It’s actually simple and easy to understand AFTER I read the technical service bulletin on it…otherwise you won’t figure it out. I’m sure I’m forgetting a few things but that’s almost all of it.Bosch L-Jetronic electronic fuel injection is what comes after K-Jetronic mechanical fuel injection. I know they had even more complex mechanical FI before even these.
>>28693795Täytys vissiin Raja-Joosepilta hakee Ladat talteen kun ne vitun turbaani pellet ym savimaja neekerit jätti niitä sinne tien poskeen parkkiin vaikka kuinka paljon :D
it's currently in storage over the winter
>>28693300i love volgas, they are such charmes
>>28693799That sounds a lot more manageable. A lot of defence for the k-jet is "oeuh its all mechanical and can be fixed" but it is SO finely built, getting it to function properly is being on a razors edge. L-jet sounds like BOSCH admitted k-jet was too complicated and simplified things with electronics.
>>28693855THE BRAVEST CAR!!!!
>>28693799>cold start valveis that a cold start injector like 80s and 90s toyotas had? dunno if these are still a thing in today's engines.
>>28693183yeah
Does storage count
>>28693966Yeah, it’s just an additional weird looking fuel injector that threads into the intake and sprays fuel into it when the engine is cold for a few seconds to counteract the more dense cold air which makes it run lean and not properly start.Similar in concept to when you pull the choke on a carb to let less air in to ‘balance’ the air to fuel ratio so it’ll start and run until the engine is hot (then you release the choke) on cold days.I actually don’t have any fuel hose going to my car’s cold start valve (due to replacing the heat soak prone thin steel fuel rail with a beefy aluminum replacement) and just push the gas pedal to the floor until it starts while cranking it. Bosch L-Jetronic makes the fuel injectors fire at maximum capacity when you do that and floods the combustion chambers with fuel kinda doing the same thing. It’s fun and I understand how this fuel injection system works.
>>28693883Bosch L-Jetronic is more manageable if you like simple electronics. It’ll look complex until you realize all the sensors really just send back a simple signal measured in ohms and that’s what the simple fuel injection computer (it really doesn’t compute anything and is more of a waveform analyzer with logic gates) reads and then it varies the electrical signals to the fuel injectors to open and close. And the fuel injectors fire at the same time as a ‘batch’ so you can swap the electrical cables on them because there’s no order. It’s simple but not efficient. Not efficient but extremely reliable. I like reliability so I leave it mostly stock and good quality parts are inexpensive.Although, if you enjoy mechanical fuel systems then I’ve heard you can just add a better carburetor (maybe an Italian Weber or Japanese Mikuni), low fuel pressure electric fuel pump, and fuel filter while ditching the entire Bosch K-Jetronic system.Your engine just wants fuel and air (also spark and compression but let’s assume you already have those) and doesn’t care how it gets them.
How do I procure a nihona waif?
Does my lil jazz count as old car?
>>28693192>Surely you don't count a car from the 80's or 90's as ""old"", anon?Yeah because thats 30-40+ years ago lmao
>>28694178You feed them until they can't run away anymore.
Yeah
>>28693183I exclusively own legally classic cars
>>28694344i own illegally classic cars
>>28694003do you get a ton of pussy?
>>28694112Theres so many stories of people swapping it out like that. The most bizarre one i read was a dude using a triumph bike carburettor, one for each cylinder on a 4 straight. I have no idea how that would fit in the engine bay let alone mount to the engine but some people go crazy finding alternatives to the kjet. Im probably going to resort to it aswell but first i need a freaking garage for this car.L jet sounds fun to work on. And like you say, reliability over efficiency any day.
>>28694340>>28694006>>28694003I really envy how many of you have huge fuck off garages. God damn that looks luxury.
>>28693183>What do you have in your garage anon?Van>You do have an old car, right?No, is van
>>28693855could probably fit like 6 of these in a 2 car garage:3
>>28693665>>28693737>>28693769>>28693795>>28693809And a chin chong nip nong to you, young lady
>>28693183Yes I do. Guess the car.>>28693300Extremely based, I am very jelly of that GAZ-24. I always wanted a '78.>>28694003Very nice. I love that Fiero kit.>>28694542A big garage is the best upgrade you can do.
>>28694712At least TRY to speak our language, you FSL. Come on, let's see what the translator cooks up. usually it never gets anything right.
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>>28694815Ebin :D
>>28693183I don't have the garage space :(I have a two car carport, each spot with a daily driver.I have a 14x24' ship in the back that's my workshop + has 5 motorcycles.I really want to get an old car to use as a weekend cruiser, but I don't want it to sit outside in the weather.
>>28693404Early 80s and older Mercedes isn't so bad, but getting into the mid 80s you start seeing a nightmare of vacuum lines and ancient electronics in unholy union.The pure mechanical stuff isn't so bad.
>>28693183>You do have an old car, right?Of course, Im not a brokie
>>28694810I hate retarded newfags so much it's unreal.
>>28694842based, I miss my cutlass
>>28694542same lol, sickening how some have it so good>>28694560its about 3.2m long and 1,4m wide, so yeah you probably could hehe
>>28694911Dude i got tools and car parts against the wall of my apartment i need outta this shithole.
>>28694381i have a gf so no>>28694780thanks, its 3sgte swapped
>>28694891>m-muh newfags reeeeee
>>28693183pic related is in my attached garage like 10 feet away from where I type this, nothing more comfy than going out for a smoke at 2am and staring at a billeted out supercharged b18c
>>28693183A 1996 Daihatsu Mira TRXX.
>>28695249>being proud of being an oblivious retardPottery
>>28695758Your newfag tier joke was lame and you didn't play along, little dandelion. Tee diili sen kanssa.
>>28695913>azumanga daioh is newfag tier nowPlease do everyone a favor and kill yourself snownigger colony.
>>28695927I mean, it kinda is, let's be honest here. Do paremmin next time, contextless FSL.
>>28695933>FSLSo what made up on the spot bullshit is this this time
>>28695940Oh, you don't know even know? Sen ny arvas.
>>28696069No, sorry, I don't speak subhuman.
>>28696073Oh? Funny, considering it's your first language.
>>28695260sexy
god knows I don’t drive the poor fuckin thing anymore
1931 Ford model a pickup, 1984 mazda RX-7 gs, 1993 Cadillac Fleetwood brougham, 2011 dodge Challenger v6Man building a hotrod is difficult, parts are nearly 90 years old or a couple hundred dollars apice
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>>28696797>disc brakesReeeeeeee
>>28693183>What do you have in your garage anon?1998 sti1987 samurai1982 golf1988 fzr4002021 motoguzzi v7I'm considering selling the golf though
>>28697088This fucker lives in a fucking aircraft hangar or something?
>>28693242a kilogram of steel is heavier than kilogram of feathers
