get owned poorfag

Retard

>>28697016
U need some lotion for that burn, OP?

>be me walking around happy with fat ass gf
>see some guy with cool car
>tell him its a cool car
>he flies into retard rage and starts telling me i cant afford it
i seriously hope you guys dont do this

>>28697019
>>28697022
>>28697024

are you guys fucking retarded or something? It's a fucking Escalade lmao. auto is fucking dead. Kys

>>28697028
its not about the escalade anon

>asshole says snidey asshole comment
>dork recipient caught off guard stumbles and says something cuntish to reply
>assholes walks off laughingand gets in his subjectively better shitbox
>dorkfag OP's faggot friends laugh at dorkfag OP like the supportive window lickers they are
>OP goes home and tells faggots on the internet about it
>they laugh at him
>meanwhile asshole is at home paying a black guy to fuck his obese gf while he watches.

Why do i share a planet with these shitbags

>>28697016
why not say
>when's the lease up?
while your friends are going oooOOOOoooOOoo

>>28697016
>walking with my 10/10 gf
>thicc booty, snatched waist and flat stomach
>make fun of an incel loser sitting in his V6 Mustang in front of his friends
>incel loser mumbles something under his breath and avoids eye contact
>jump in my 2025 Escalade with my girl and take her home to clap some cheeks

>>28697050
I'm sure he's a cuck anyone driving that shit box. Agreed.
>>28697060
Lmao you're retarded

Wtf so you tried to clown on him for giving you a compliment? You're a real faggot OP.

>>28697016
>How the fuck do I tell my friends that mustangs are just as expensive as a shitty escalade?
You need to convince them that the mustang costs more so they believe he can't afford one

>drives off into the sunset with thicc gf in a nice luxurious car
>While virgin mustang jimmy gets clowned on by friends

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>be me
>hanging out at the parking lot meet
>2000's eclipse pulls in full of bullet holes
>dumb spixican starts shouting WE NEED SOME HEAT WE NEED SOME HEAT
>car full of nigs rolls in the opposite end of the parking lot
>one gets out
>starts blasting randomly
>duck behind an rx8
>owner jumps in and takes off
>fuck
>run for my friends monte carlo
>hear bullet whiz by
>duck behind monte carlo
>two people got shot
>one in the stomach and another right in the dick
>biggest casualty that night was the z32 twin turbo that got hit in the windshield
I fucking hate florida.

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>>28697104
>different night
>same parking lot
>find an old head gasket just chilling next to a light pole
>"who the fuck leaves a head gasket laying here"
>toss it right in the middle of the lane
>10 minutes later
>nig on a hayabusa hauling ass up the lane
>tries to do a stoppy
>hits front brake
>front tire stops on the head gasket I threw earlier
>bike now sliding ass up on the head gasket
>bike goes forward then tumbles
>nig eats shit and the bike is wrecked
>fat nerdy white kid points at me and says "I'm not with him"
>nig never found out I threw the gasket
>mfw I wrecked a nigs busa™ penalty free

>drive into parking lot
>littered with passed out fent heads
>niggers are filming a rap video and firing live ammunition
>Mexicans are beheading each other
>homeless dudes are huffing gas and pissing themselves
>thank God I live in America

>>28697126
Based. Degenerates are the purest, most raw form of humanity. Everything feels artificial.

Typical mustang behavior unfortunately

>>28697106
Do you live in a fucking metalocalypse episode

>>28697016
>"cool car man" with a stupid smirk
shootable offence if he was actually being rude and not sincere

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>>28697028
>>28697016
What a fucking sperg lmao, and on top of that trying to brag about the fact that you have a damn ‘stang….

Shit screams insecurity, humble yourself and be a better man troonboy.
>inb4 picrel

>>28697338
>screams insecurity
omg totes
its also giving vibes and energy amirite
F A G G O T

>>28697016
Mate, if you took his "cool car man" as an attack why not start a fight right there and then instead of that
>you wouldn't be able to afford it
like a fucking trophy wife flaunting her designer handbag?