if you drive a car you're unable to maintain / fix yourself, you are a woman
>>28697454AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28697454Please don't scare me like that anon
>>28697454But who can maintain / fix modern bmw ?
>>28697490men
>>28697490They just werk
>>28697454is that real?
>>28697515>They just werk
>>28697540Werks in my machina
>>28697490people who know how to work on cars.
>>28697581BMW is gravy compared to Audi and Volkswagen, in my opinion.
If you move you're a bitch and everyone around you will know it.
>>28697454What if I just dont have the place to wrench it because I'm a city dweller?
>>28697515>already has ugly ass plate holes drilled in the bumper>side mounts the plate anywayscary
>>28697454>loosening and tightening bolts is a major accomplishment for OP
>>28697454Overcompensating for a micro penis
itt: women
I pay someone because I'm not poor
>>28698281off center plates have what ricers CRAVE
if you let someone else work on your car, you likely let someone else fuck your wife too
>>28698909front plates are for cucks
>>28698927plates are for ricelets
I've built and restored all my cars, I own a lift. I'm too rich to do basic shit, that's for you tech school kids to do for me.I only do the fun shit.
>>28698933>t. takes his plates off every time he parks to take heckin cool pics to post on le 4chinz>still gets stalked
I'm not paying a brown man to strip threads on my car
>>28697454yeah bro are you even a man if you dont own $100k in tools and machines to repair your car
>>28699018If anyone's stripping bolts on my car, --or having sex with my sister -- it's gonna be me!
>>28697966depends on the engine. the longitudinal audi 4 cylinders are some of the easiest engines i've ever worked on in my life.
>>28698933>coat camera in vasoline>get in weird position to take pic
>>28697454I'd do it myself but I don't own a garage.
