Tesla Roadster reveal by December, Musk implied it will levitate. Why would he go on the #1 podcast and lie like that, is he retarded?
>>28698221Soooo buy $TSLA?
>>28698221>Why would Musk lieNot only do you seem naive, but it also seem you do not know Musk.
He slipped into the DMs of my fake female twatter account asking if I wanted to "receive his sperm donation" so I asked about the Roadster.He's gonna put mini wind turbines on the roof so you can charge the batteries as you go. And it'll be under $25k. And it'll have color-changing mood lighting that can simulate being in an aquarium. And it'll play DOOM.
>>28698221He's a has been who's fried his brain on recreational drugs existing on his long irrelevant reputation. He's like a modern version of a boomer rockstar.
>>28698340Oh yeah, isn't it illegal for (even legal) drug users to hold a security clearance or be CEO of a gov't contractor? Yes, yes it is. Right there in the SF-86.
>>28698341>>28698340Holy shit shut the fuck up
>>28698221his been lying to the public over a decade and if you didn't find out that he is a grifter then I applaud you for somehow surviving through this world.
>>28698356Doing drugs (even alcohol or CBD lol) with a security clearance and lying on your SF-86 are serious federal crimes.And no, the office of personnel management and fbi don't consider "I'm rich, bitch" to be a legitimate mitigating circumstance.They should take his ill-gotten gains and lower taxes for small companies and individuals.If I can't get a basic cyber job for the fed for doing legal weed gummies, why can he get billions in contracts paid by the taxpayer?
What a stupid fucking thread.
>>28698365Ketamine, it's basically like taking 2 bottles of Robitussin (DXM). Very similar. He's essentially robotripping on the taxpayer dime.>Ketamine and Dextromethorphan (DXM) are both dissociative drugs and N-methyl-D-aspartate (NMDA) receptor antagonists that can produce similar effects at high doses.
>>28698356Go away Elon, nobody thinks you're cool.
>>28698336It should be illegal for a genetic failure like him to sell his sperm. Who does he think he is, Vincent Gallo?
>>28698446Sell? Nah, I’m pretty sure he was trying to donate it the Ole Fashioned way.
>>28698452>the Ole Fashioned wayReportedly he can't get it up.
his brain is fried,autism+drugs
Why is this shit thread even still up? This isn't about cars at all. It's just some schizo /pol/tard ranting. We don't like musk because we don't like tesla, not because we give a shit about his stint in politics.
>>28698221Yes, a retarded puppet
>>28698613>the most anticipated car reveal in the last 40 years will happen next month>”why is this thread still up??”your jealousy for Elon is showing
>>28698356We know you browse here Elon, fuck off bitch tits.
>>28698452His kids are all IVF, except for probably his daughter(male).
>>28699994>most anticipated car reveal in the last 40 yearsJesus christ
>>28698221all the bond cars wrapped into one high expectations it can fly and go under water low expectations it can fly #china-did-itrealistic expectations its concept car sloppa that goes nowherehopium it goes under water
>>28698363>If I can't get a basic cyber job for the fed for doing legal weed gummies, why can he get billions in contracts paid by the taxpayer?Maybe because he's created thousands of jobs for Americans? Maybe because his companies have innovated rocket technology that has a increased our strategic advantage over other countries? Maybe he has the keys to Starlink?Fucking retard.
>>28698221He's MAGA and a Nazi, so yeah hes fucking retarded.
>>28700946the word nazi has lost all meaning.
>>28700949Not really. It's fascism. America fought for years against it, and it's back but on our turf.
>>28700949
>>28700951where? point to it.>>28700954>nazi means raising your armwhen did twitter and reddit infest 4chan? can you go back?
>>28700956>gotcha! screenshots vs video an hero. denying what you actually saw with your own eyes with context is a branch of fascism.
>>28700956>when did twitter and reddit infest 4chan? can you go back?4chan used to be a liberal / anarchist website until the 2015 election, kidd-o. Many of us are still here.Did you see the vigor with which he did it? Did you see him turn around just to show the audience he intended it?
>>28700966>4chan used to be a liberal / anarchist website until the 2015 election,no it didn't you dumb cunt. been here since 2009. go back to your containment board. this was the dumbest controversy when it happened and is still the dumbest now.
>>28700962>>28700951define fascism. then after failing to define fascism, point to where the fascism is happening in the united states.Then define nazi, and tell me what side of the political spectrum is campaigning on socialist ideology and silencing their political opposition with violence.
>>28700969I've been posting to /o/ since '08. Yes, it was. Redditors used to be the more-conservative (but yuppie) "normies."Finance a Tesla, see what I care.
>>28700973>define fascism. then after failing to define fascism, point to where the fascism is happening in the united states.Consolidation of power to one ruling body.The constant flaunting of laws and precedents to make drumpf profit off of his presidency, threaten people / media, and break laws with no oversight or recourse. EZ
>>28700973>sealioningfuck off.
>>28700941I'm always surprised by the number of Musk simps
>>28700977>threaten people / mediayou mean like murdering your political opposition? oh wait.>The constant flaunting of laws >break laws with no oversight or recourseso fascism to you is enforcing laws but also breaking lawsit's like talking to a literal toddler.
>>28700981>don't make me define the terms I'm using incorrectly!
>>28700987>get called out for aggressive trolling>applies more trolling
>>28700986Wanna buy my new crypto? :PI wasn't talking about the immigration stuff but that's also a fair representation of fascism given he imported his near-child bride. He uses fear and intimidation to get what he wants. He profits off of his presidency (remember Carter selling his farm b/c it would be a conflict of interest?) and breaks laws to kill people his voter base doesn't like while making taxes and health insurance more-expensive for the working man.He threatens media that opposes him. He broke security clearance laws but prosecutes people he doesn't like for less.Textbook fascism.
>>28700985I'm never surprised by the number of entitled midwits. If you can't understand the leverage that Musk has in geopolitical conversations, vs you're unhappiness about your inability to get a job while eating gas-station gummies, we're probably too far apart for a meaningful conversation.
>>28700993>fascism is deporting illegal immigrantsstopped reading there
>>28700995Musk smokes weed and does ketamine.You cannot hold a security clearance without doing recreational drugs for 3 years - it's federal law.
>>28700997Neat, now acknowledge the area between first contact to people being jailed. "dont tread on me"
>>28701000Brother, I'll type slow because I know you can't read fast. Musk has a network of satellites that provide internet/intel for the US Government. His company has also made vast strides in rocket technology, making the US stronger, even while NASA just fleeces the American taxpayer. He has a tremendous amount of leverage compared to some stupid bureaucratic paperwork that says he can't smoke weed.
>>28701012So you acknowledge that he's breaking federal law - on a higher level than illegal immigration?Got it.
why do these retards fight so hard for illegal immigration?
>>28701020Nobody is fighting for that. We're fighting for a balance of power and criminal billionaires getting their assets taken for public use (like you'd do to a weed dealer).
>>28701015>>28701025You can't see the forest for the trees. This isn't some easy, additive problem to solve. You want someone to come and seize Musk's fortune? Who? You realize that Musk could fund both sides of that interaction? Study hard for your SAT kid, I appreciate your passion.
>>28701056you can't expect these people to think past their kneejerk reaction and come up with actual solutions.It's the same with literally everything. >eat the rich! take their money!who? the government that you hate?>take away all the guns!!who? the government you're literally calling nazis?
>>28701056I was literally top-2% on the SAT.If you can take someone's assets for selling weed, you can take them for holding classified info illegally and showing them to people.
>>28701067>I was literally top-2% on the SAT.nigga literally nobody cares
>>28701072I was just responding to the other guy. I was confused why he brought SAT scores up, but I can play that argument with honesty, 98th percentile biatch and I was high as fuck when I took the test.
>>28701076is there anyone dumber than stoners? genuine question
>>28701076>98th percentile biatch and I was high as fuck when I took the test.why are you bragging about a test you took as a 16 year old on 4chan? this is more pathetic than a dude in his 30s wearing a letterman jacket
>>28701078I was high on amphetamine. :P
>>28701079I didn't bring it up. So...
>>28701079because he's still 16
>>28700941>Maybe because his companies have innovated rocket technology that has a increased our strategic advantage over other countries?Lol, what? SpaceX has done almost nothing but waste taxpayer money. He hasn't made anything that's been any sort of net savings on rocket launches.If we used the tax dollars he was given to pay people for doing nothing out of pocket, we'd still come out ahead monetarily due to preserving the physical resources that Musk has otherwise wasted. Insiders at NASA have resigned to the idea that China is going to beat us back because SpaceX failed to meet their mission targets. Ever since then more and more independent analyses have shown that the Superheavy rockets that SpaceX have been testing are too heavy by design to do any of the things that NASA wants it to do.If we wind up going to the moon at all, let alone before China, it'll be on NASA's SLS with an Orion module and SpaceX will have nothing to do with it. Mark my words.
>>28701094>If we wind up going to the moon at alluh...
>>28701084>dude makes throwaway comment implying you're underage>get butthurt and try to brag about score>confirm underageness insteadwhat did he mean by this?
>>28701111Uh?
>>28701134anon we beat china to the moon already. by over 50 years.They've already been to the moon in the modern day. like literally last year.
exploding car :/exploding flying car :O
>>28698221get off my board faggot
gonna repeat this since the thread only got worse> Why is this shit thread even still up? This isn't about cars at all. It's just some schizo /pol/tard ranting. We don't like musk because we don't like tesla, not because we give a shit about his stint in politics.Teslas are gay as shit and elon is a faggot, always has been. Its only you weird fucks that worshipped him the turned on him when he refused to suck off a tranny.
>>28700949No, it's pretty on point. Musk is a Nazi, and he thought he was doing the thing and everyone would do it back. That's how dumb he is.
Musk is innovation.He inspired the entire country of china with his electric cars, built pickups that outperform the best offerings from, and now will change the world again through road cars that fly on command.If this is a car board, and you like cars, then Musk is your GOD.
>>28701289you're a truly braindead retard if you think someone that's managed to accumulate over half a trillion dollar net worth is that fucking stupid.I can't even fathom being that fucking dumb, to think someone would openly do a nazi salute during a massive televised speech for the world to see. there's no logic behind thinking that's what happened. There would be no point in doing it.
>>28701196If you don't know enough about current space programs to know what I'm referring to, why would you even respond to my post?
>>28701322>you're a truly braindead retard if you think someone that's managed to accumulate over half a trillion dollar net worth is that fucking stupid.Lol, lmaoEvery single person who was part of Elon's early companies has confirmed the guy's a retard. Everything he's ever coded had to be rewritten due to it sucking shit. He's so retarded that other businessmen have staged multiple hostile takeovers of his early companies just to get him the fuck off the board.If you knew anything about Tesla you'd know he wasn't even responsible for the initial prototyping, technology, or business roadmap. That belongs to Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning. Elon fucked them over and then followed their blueprints to create a successful company. Their initial runway plan ended with the Model S only to get booted from the company. There's a reason why everything after the Model S and its copypastes are either vaporware (Robotaxi) or dogshit (Cybertruck). We've exhausted the original plans laid out by smart people and are now in Musk territory.
>>28701358>a bunch of failures that are jealous of a guy's success are saying he sucksokay.again, you don't grow to a $500 billion dollar networth by sheer luck, and also again>there's no logic behind thinking that's what happened. There would be no point in doing it.Explain it to me. please. I really need to know how in your mind you think someone would randomly do a nazi salute in the middle of a speech with literally nothing to gain from doing it.
>>28701368>you don't grow to a $500 billion dollar networth by sheer luckYeah, you do. Every single richfag fell upwards into greatness. You don't have to be smart, you have to be lucky.
>>28701370this is peak poorfag mentality. now go ahead, read the second half of the post.
>>28701368I'm not envious of his success at all because I'm in an entirely different line of work. The people whose success I envy have lives that look nothing like Elon's. He's a pathetic do-nothing lolcow that I laugh at for his readily-apparent incompetence and life that is buoyed entirely off of the slavish fellatio of people like (You).>you don't grow to a $500 billion dollar networth by sheer luckDo you know how Steve Jobs built the first stage of Apple? He cajoled Stephen Wozniak, an infinitely more intelligent and skilled individual than he, into building phone bypass systems that let you build calls for free, and then into building the Apple I.Musk did the same thing, several times. He cajoled infinitely more intelligent and skilled programmers into starting multiple businesses with him (while contributing negative productivity on the programming front), sold them in an era of speculation where the height of investment genius was slamming your retirement into a sock puppet with a microphone advertising the ability to buy dog food and catshit scoops from your computer, and did the Venture Capital thing of throwing your investment around and getting returns. Bonus meme: the most famous company he sold that gave him a ton of money, PayPal, wasn't even his. He made X.com with a buddy and convinced Confinity to merge with them to create PayPal. That second company was pissed as fuck when it turned out X.com was useless spaghetti.You're talking as if Musk is in the rocket lab assembling Falcon Heavy himself or drawing up plans to hand to Panasonic (LOL) so they can build """his""" battery design.You know who else is rich? Midwits just smart enough to understand how crypto works but too dumb to realize it has no intrinsic use that yolo'd on Bitcoin circa 2010 and/or Etherium 2016. Being rich has had fuckall to do with intelligence for decades, unless you want to convince me that inbred European monarchs were the pinnacles of their kind.
>>28701368>I really need to know how in your mind you think someone would randomly do a nazi salute in the middle of a speech with literally nothing to gain from doing it.Because he's a retarded redditor. Look at his posts. Look at the way he runs Twitter. He's internet-poisoned and his mind is fucking soup. He did that for the same reason he went up on a stage and said "I AM BECOME MEME" in front of a hundred thousand people.INTERNET CLOUT FROM MORONS.
>>28701385>INTERNET CLOUT FROM MORONS.ironic
>>28701383>You're talking as if Musk is in the rocket lab assembling Falcon Heavy himselfno one said that nor implied it. the claim was>he's not so fucking stupid that he would purposely announce to the world he's a nazi
>>28701415He was that fucking stupid though.
>>28701322Yeah anon, there's no way he would be that dumb. Maybe the only thing dumber would be to accuse a scuba diver in charge of rescuing kids of being a pedo, or putting Grimes in a Tesla Bot costume and having her dance around on stage, or building something as stupid as the Cybertruck, or thinking da hyperloop was a good idea, or accusing the sitting President of the United States of America of being a pedophile while knowing he holds the say to all your gov contracts, then immediately rescinding what you said, and making people think you're a pedo too. No, there's no way the guy who went on to give money to the AFD in Germany is an open Nazi, anon. At best you could say he tried coming out of the closet and failed.
>>28702187Don't forget the X-jump (cringe), "Dark Gothic MAGA" (cringe), the armored window demo (?????), the physics of the Tesla Semi (LOL), the subject of this very thread and the fact that he essentially just took people's money and ran, and the ultimate Elon meme so far, the number of rocket launches necessary for his proposed moon mission architecture (28:50): https://youtu.be/OoJsPvmFixU?si=xyXB3Ys1C8SboRcR&t=1726
>>28698363Nigger please, the current admin is all about illegality and incompetent cronies in position they shouldn't be in but are anyway and use it to grift.
>>28702187>>28701951trying to have an honest conversation with lefty/pol/ is genuinely not possible.
>>28698221Big if true
>>28702390>"there's no way he's that retarded">"here's a non-exhaustive list of all the retarded things Elon Musk has done">"UGH......HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH LEFTISTS IS IMPOSSIBLE."So do you think lying about PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE products, putting "unbreakable glass" on a truck that someone might have to be rescued from, and having to launch TWENTY FOUR rockets to go to the moon ONCE when NASA did it with one rocket, slide rulers, and manual computers less powerful than a Texas Instruments calculator in a cave with a box of scraps, is all the height of intelligence, anon?
