I need to crash my car and get the insurance money how do I go about it
>drive car>crash it>????>profit!
100 mph head on collision with a truck.
>>28699866what kind of car do you have op?
>>28699866>drive into the hood >park outside a bando >leave the keys on the dash JaMarcus and LaDarius will take care of the rest
>>28699914Insurance won't cover that. You can't be this obvious.
>>28699889Alfa giulia like pic related, ita multiair system needs replacing so no chance of selling at a good price
>>28699866Just stuff it into a tree at about 40. That'll take care of the car, you'll have some injuries for added realism, and the tree will laugh because it tickled so no collateral damages.>make sure no odors of weed or alcohol first>No use of brakes at all>state you remember nothing after several minutes before the accident.>preferably after long day at work>be dazed and confused but following instructionWorked for me!
>>28699866Go to your nearest version of Little India, during light rain, at night.100% chance at being involved in an accident that won't be your fault.I've had two friends go there to total their shitboxes and get an insurance payout.One friend had some jeeter make an illegal left turn in front of him in an X5. Another friend heard his good luck and went for a drive there, on his 2nd night he got rear ended by a jeetie in a Landcruiser.Neither had any injuries, both cars got totaled out Make sure you have full coverage and a front a rear dashcam. Some jeeters may run.
>>28699923part it out and you'll get even more than insurance would give you, the value on these sinks like a rock
>>28699866>help me commit insurance frauds saarsDie faggot. Especially after shilling your italian piece of shit.
>>28699866you sound low iq so as an insurance adjuster I'm gonna let you know we will know it was on purpose so go ahead and do it so we can laugh
>>28699866You're too retarded to pull it off without getting caught or turning yourself or someone else into a vegetable. >>28699914JaMarcus and LaDarius will take it on a joy ride commiting other crimes, eventually ditch the car, it gets found, impounded, and you're still with repair bills and impound fees
>>28699866How do you intend to make money off of this? They won’t give you the full value of the car, and you’d still owe money on the loan even if you haven’t paid it off in full.
>>28699866pull out into high speed traffic and get rear ended
>>28699866Leave it in a black neighborhood with key in the ignition, and a couple days after it's gone report it stolen and shrug your shoulders.
>>28699866Depends. Where do you live and whats the insurance company?
>buys fucked up rx7 and pays someone to fix it>buys fucked up giulia and cant afford to pay someone to fix it
>>28699923engines are literally $1k on ebay you retarded nigger
>>28700397you dingleberries are seriously obsessed. My giulia is blue, I paid for it outright in cash (like the rx7), and insurance for it is $30/month because I don’t live in a place full of niggers (that includes jeets). Must suck to be stupid.
>>28699866Drive up to a nice cliff top look out and “forget” to apply the handbrake
>>28699866Pull the handbreak in front a woman in an SUV. Works every time.
>>28699866wait for ice on road, yank steering wheel hard on curve going past trees.
>>28700474Your insurance is $30 a month because it's a fuckin 4cylinderlet compact family sedan on STILTS like some kind have fuckin MONSTER TRUCK
>>28699866Did you perchance Google how to do insurance fraud anon?>>28700309JaMarcus and LaDarius will almost certainly torch it.
>>28699866>>28700043There is a non-zero risk of dying doing stuff like this. Have you considered just selling the car instead?
