>traffic light turns green>engine heard starting
>>28700187>traffic light turns green>engine heard stalling
>traffic light turns green>old ass ice cars moan and groan to accelerate while EVs quietly sprint ahead
>traffic light turns green>dumb shit rolls his 1990 japshit into my front bumper
>traffic light turns purple
>>28700207nigger
>>28700187Your engine cranks at a green because it has a start-stop mechanism.My engine cranks at a green because my car has an electrical issue, we are not the same.
>>28700259>Prince appears.
>>28700187kek
>see luxury car>driver is brown and lives in an apartment
>>28700187>traffic light turns black
>>28700187>traffic light turns green>revs go high>my fucked clutch clings on for dear life>I crawl away at 2mph at 4000rpmheh, nothing personal chuds
>>28700187>>28700234>>28700259>>28700317>>28700591Stupid frog posters, fuck you bitch
>>28700611wow fucking rude
>>28700187>light turns green>engine heard starting>86 other engines start>mfw I am at the 1955 24 Hours of Le Mans in the middle row of the pit lane grandstand
>>28700611
>light turns blue
>Light turns green
>>28701284Floridian spotted
>>28700187>light turns green>no noise anywhere
>>28700187>traffic light turns green>mysterious rattling noise>the genie has been summoned
>>28700187>traffic light turns green>engine heard cranking >mfw it's my car that broke down
>traffic light turns greenI wait for the light to turn red.
>>28700722I understood this reference.
>>28701460So you're the fucker who's always in front of me.
>>28700722Why are nips as such?
>>28700187>light turns green>truck takes a second to build up enough torque to move forward
>traffic light turns green>Truck driver crosses the intersection, driving off>The green light was for those turning left
>>28700187This is why traffic lights suck now. Instead of the car going forward, the car takes ~3/4 of a second to start, and everyone now moves one at a time instead of all together.
>>28700234mb
>traffic light turns green>engine heard stopping
>>28700611Suck it, pussy
>>28701763Uh what are you saying, old timerWas it different back in the day?
>>28702593>>28701763Or are you talking of istop or something
>light turns green >WRX on the opposite side of the road jerks and shuts off Yeah I saw that anon
>Pull up to light>CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK>Take off>Sound subsides>It was just the car behind me
>>28702770every time I hear someone elses shitbox with a squealing belt or about to throw a rod I have a mini panic attack
>>28700187>traffic light turns greenBut you don't see it because you're busy on your phone messaging Tom on Myspace
>>28701472Man I was just waiting to cross.
>>28702831
>>28700187>traffic light turns green>shift to 1st, hear a loud CRUNCH, think maybe it's gonna work this time>release clutch to the bite point >car stalls>drop spaghetti>hear honking
>>28702844w...what happened to his right pinky
>know light is about to turn green>let off the brake and slow roll in anticipation >By the time I'm on the gas it changes and I am off in a split second>Save a few seconds this way to ease congestion as there are 20 cars behind me and I am a white male driver so I care>Dumb paki women hold the brake pedal till the green light is on for 2 full seconds then slowly ease on the gas eating all the time up so 3 cars make it through >The entire reason people have to wait an Extra 20 min commuting short distances I the browning and dumbing down of the country
>>28702937>>know light is about to turn green>>let off the brake and slow roll in anticipation >>By the time I'm on the gas it changes and I am off in a split seconddid this one particular time and the guy in the next lane was having none of it. tried to gun the engine but i just floored it and shot ahead. proceeded to ride my ass while i'm doing 20 over only to slow right the fuck down for the first chicane that i kept it pegged 20 over to get through lol. i think he gave up after that
>>28702935the Yakuza
