>Wife wont let me buy a motorcycle
>>28702948Buy her a motorcycle too and one for each of your kids
The one instance where the woman knows best. It’s fine to kill yourself as a single male. Don’t do it when others depend on you.
>>28702948get a vespa
>>28702954Fuck u
>>28702948>doesn't know how to barter with his wifeLearn what she wants and use it to barter for a bike. My dad did it to get his two Harleys (in return for practically turning the house a Zoo full of parrots and frogs for my mother)
>>28702948She needs you able-bodied so you can look after Jamal’s son
>>28702948Ask your wifes boyfriend instead, chicks just don't get it.
>>28702948get a husband
>>28703039>he has to barter with his wife on order to spend his moneyFuarking keks on this site are hilarious
>>28702948My FIL was almost killed in a motorcycle accident; broke like 20 bones and was told he'd never walk again; so conversations with my wife about getting a motorcycle are pretty pointless. I know your pain =P
>>28703381I have to barter with my wife too mostly because she makes more than I do and my paycheck is jack shit, I'm a bluecollar europoor so I make like 2 grand at the most per month and that goes to the mortgage and utilities.Yes she's got me by the balls, but on the other hand I have 8 cars and 6 motorcycles.
>>28703394Do you also have to barter with the bull or you don't talk to him?Can't even imagine how raped you'll get when the divorce hits.
>>28703403The house is mine, so are the cars and bikes.Luckily this isn't america, so in the case of a divorce, she isn't getting anything.I'm not worried about such things anyway, I'm a good boy.
>>28703407Can be w/e name you want on the deed. During the discovery process a good lawyer will ask for incomes and have you explain how you aquired the house, cars and bikes and you won't be able to justify it with your rinky dinky paycheck. t.waffle whose parents got separated
>>28702948>Wife won't let me prep the bull
>>28702948>Wife refuses to get a bull
>>28702948I understand her
>>28702953Mf is boomin out, we got one of them ignorant types actin holier than thou'Stupid boy ain't know bout all them rough riders living in they 60s enjoying themselves and being safe, a concept too sophisticated for anons like this retard.Imagine being so retarded you think motorcycles are this magical 100% terminal illness that kills you instantly and inevitably.Very dumb, I hope whatever generation that typed this retarded post finds their balls and their brains instead of living like a loser too scared of they own shadow. Me and like 6 other dudes ride despite having a family and in the 40 years riding the only time any of us went down is from practicing in parking lots lmao so I can't fathom being as retarded and cowardly as any of you anons who treat motorcycles like those people who think guns randomly kill you if you own one.
>>28703446you get picked on a lot, huh? or, rather you use to, back when you had friends.
>>28703446you're not even remotely worried about getting merc'd by some nog in an altima who has zero regard for anyone's safety, let alone their own? Or similarly a brown person who may or may not be a guest of joe biden who doesn't have any concept of basic american driving law?that's the worry, inattentive, bad (brown, female) drivers, not so much the biker's skill level.
>>28703569dude rides like once a month around his neighborhood and thinks he has any idea how mean shit is out there. laughable.
>>28703403>has no idea how marriage works>immediate cuck postingbrown hands typed this post
Compromise with a dirt bike
>>28702948Ive given anesthesia to a bunch of fucked up retards after motorcycle accidents. Don't do it. There's a bunch of teenagers lately because of those stupid electric scooters getting hit by cars
>>28703381part of being married is understanding you're no longer an individual, but rather one half of a unified pair in the eyes of God. That means you have to make compromises on the shit you want. "so what if I've got a wife and kids, I want to party and be my own man" is a boomerism that led to 50% of their marriages ending in divorce. >but what about the wifey getting what she wantsyou're a weak coward who didn't hold her to the same standards she holds you, that's on you friend.
>>28702948It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission
>>28703565>Erm, words! Haha no friends!Get outta here>>28703569Nope, not at all because I load the dice in my favor by using all my senses and employ whatever strategies I need in the moment to avoid that situation entirely. You get so much more visibility on a bike that you can utilize to your advantage. I can see what the tires are doing and my head is always on a swivel.
>needing permissionthat's your problem
>>28702950ignore ur wife and buy one
>>28702948Let? Grow up anon. You're allowed to have hobbies, I'm sure she does. My wife is cool as hell and it'll never be an issue, but she went into the marriage knowing I had my hobbies (cars) before her. And they'd be there after her if was an issue17 years later still got both
>>28704190basedthe faggots who think that riding a motorbike is a death sentence are just too afraid to take control of their destiny. they're just cattle in cars.
>happy wife and kids with bright futures>someone mows some grass clippings onto the road>you crash your bike and get paralyzed >kids have to work at burger king for the rest of their lives to take care of you
>sun shower earlier>coming to a stop at an intersection>lose traction on the paint and slide on through>get rearranged by Chinese tourists in a rental suburban>the fire department rinses you down the storm drain>at least anon looked cool getting spread like jelly
buy a microcar and die after getting hit by an indian falling asleep behind the wheel of an 18 wheeler. That'll show er
The danger of riding is way, way overstated among normies and even anons, as you can see here. Much like how gun violence statistics are reduced by at least half when you take out police action, suicides, and gang violence, motorcycle accidents are not nearly as bad when you take out anyone who was drinking and/or not wearing a helmet. I'm not in favor of everyone riding but you people are writing this off based on bad information.
>>28702948I wish smartphones/goyphones didn't exist. Half of the NPCs on the roads cant go more than 30 seconds without looking at thier phones
>>28704338Not my fucking problem
Thing with motorcycles is no matter how good you are at riding, someone covid vaxxed and medicated out of their mind will eventually kill or cripple you.
