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If you think that's tough try being 5 ft 9 lmao
i'm 5" soft, so i don't need to put a lift on my pickup
>>28711467i need to pick up my wife's bull
>>28711467This post is actually extremely depressing. I feel bad for them.
>>28711511Only realistic answer
>>28711467I’m sorry OP. Have you considered:>not posting your sob story on Reddit>not posting a pic of your sob story from Reddit here>not over compensating by bashing on the choices of total strangers?>transitioning>becoming a monk>offing yourself Hope these simple suggestions helped!
>>28711564Doesn't matter how big your dick is if you can eat pussy like a champ.
>>28711569Sorry to hear about your micropenis, anon.
>>28711467I wish Asian men would just buy a big truck, instead of obsessing about their small penises. I know big trucks are super intimidating for you Asians, but it’s okay. Asian men are allowed to buy big trucks.
>>28711574>makes the same jokeCmon anon, do better
>>28711603No, really, I'm genuinely sorry you have that. That sucks. I hope your lifted truck helps take your mind off it.
>>28711604I think I figured it out Asian men want to buy trucks, but they are afraid people will think they have small penises because they’re Asian?
smol car == big pp
>>28711467Fake and gay, there are surgeries to make it bigger. If tru he's also probably fat if they didn't compress his fat pad and measure from the bone. Being a fat fuck takes off like 2" of length.
I'm getting my wife's forester lifted while she's out of town so that I can put my dirt bike on the back
>>28711630That seems risky considering the amount of domestic violence in lesbian relationships.
>>28711632She likes it
>>28711467I dated a girl who had a super tiny vagina.Like 2in deep single finger tight.We actually never had penetration sex because I could not fit inside her.So idk what that dude is worried baitNot all chicks want a magnum dong.
>>28711634I was with one like that once. She was also a total cunt otherwise. Very bad sex
i got 6" but if you need more you better not cry when i try to reach up in there elbow deep.
>>28711570Imagine thinking this lmfao. Girls want a man to dick them down and ravage them. Nothing compares.
>>28711645Sucks for you I guess
>>28711667What's wrong with you? I'm trying to give the short kings some hope. Asshole.
>>28711578>thinking everyone wants a big truckI want less.
>>28711697>daimler compact car You’ll get so much less it won’t even be working.
>>28711696Lying is fake and gay.
>>28711735Well, you're one of those.
>>28711696Dick size isn't correlated with height when controlled for race
>>28711795Most white people (the tallest race) in America drive trucks.
>>28711471This, I'm all of 5'10 and I feel like I'm being height mogged
>>28711710>it won’t even be workingBased
>>28711570>just have lesbian sex, bro
>>28711814Source?
>yet another truck seethe thread
>>28712083It’s the most popular vehicle type in America. Whites are the most common race. Do the math.
>>28711471Hey there cutie
>>28712107Source?
>>28712114The same source op got his projections. Do the math.
>>28712116So it's made up then, cool
>>28712117Well, you heard it here, folks. Op just made it up to cope with his own micropenis./thread
>>28712120True
>>28711634>>28711645>>28711689>dating a literal childThey don't call it the "Terrible Twos" for nothing.
>>28711471id rather be 5'9 with an average dick than 6'3 with a micropenis
>>28711934im 5'9, maybe when i was in high school i thought about that but everyday this is my height so i have not thought about being height mogged
I have a 4.67 inch weiner which is neither a micropenis nor the average so I just cope about it. I drive a mustang.
>>28711627>compress his fat pad and measure from the boneImagine being fat AND lying about your're are small penis
>>28712295But a micropenis is easily fixable with a wearable dildo that has a rear socket.
>>28712136>dating a literal child My EX GF was 29 years old and 6 ft 2in tall anon.What the hell is wrong with you anon?
>>28712669She might as well date a woman if she's going to get fucked by a strapon
>>28712295I'm 5'8" with a 7 inch. I can assure you that my friend who has a fucking 4 and is 6'2" has had much more luck with women and is currently married to a lawyer. I am divorced and my ex cheated on me. Women don't care about your dick as much.
>>28711471Imagine being a "woman" with less than DD tits.
>>28713119...How do you know your friend's dick size?
>>28713164>he doesnt compare dick sizes, textures and tastes with his bro
>>28713164We were in the same unit and we all showered together. That and he complained that girls would fuck him once, and then not call him back. That and we got bored and measured shit all the time. Bro we even had arm growing competitions and shit. It's not that weird.
>>28711570Eating pussy is gay and gives you throat cancer
>>28711634currently fucking this chick who, despite being 5'8" with a huge ass, has a tiny pussy. even when she's fully wet and relaxed I can only get two fingers in. dudes don't want to accept that there's as much variation in vagina size as there is in penis size with men.
>>28713315Lmfao women have 2 inch defeaters haha
>>28713307Lol
>>28711467how the fuck you need a doctor to tell you youve got a little dick?
>>28712783>EX GF was 29 years old and 6 ft 2in tallCome on post a pic.
>>28711634>>28711645Lads. That is a genetic man. It is a medical condition of insensitivity to testosterone so male features never develop. Or maybe XXY chromosones. Anyway the result is a manly looking woman with a tiny and unusable cunt. Wallis Simpson (Duchess of Windsor) was tbought to be one. Always infertile. Don't waste your time.
>>28712783Like I said, you were dating a genetic man. Car Netanyahu approves.
>>28712783>6 ft 2in tallFuck i wish tall women were realYou short fuckers dont know what its like to want a gf taller than you while being a 6 foot bear of a man
>>28711467Show us on the doll where the truck touched you.
>>28713164Twin doesn't have hbs
>>28715144>bussy is realCan we stop bringing all the gay memes into our timeline and start using meme magic for something good?
>>28712669I use dildos a lot. Real dick feels different
>>28715144Anon, my Ex GF got pregnant and aborted it.I wasn't too happy about it, but I also was poor at the time with like $5 to my name.The condition is called vaginismus btw.Anyways Idk why you fuckers are always thinking of gay sex
