I let the wife's bull borrow my Porsche and he crashed it. Can I still recover the insurance?

I have not worn a watch in decades.
See de-gloving.

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>>28723341

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I TEST DROVE TWELVE 2 DOOR PORSCHES AND I COULD HAVE BOUGHT ANY OF THEM

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How would you rate my spec sheet? Please no bully.

>>28723435
>911
Ok
>S
Ehh
>White
German imperial flag so ok I guess
>headlight cleaning system
Weird choice but ok
>PDLS
Fine, not my priority but lights are nice
>park assist
Obv requirement on a modern car with tiny windows and giant pillars
>ornamental Porsche crest
No clue what it is
>electric sun roof
I enjoy them
>PDK
Manuals hold value so much better i would insist on it financially speaking but I like PDK better
>power steering plus
I don’t like it personally
>classic carrera wheels
I’m not a person that cares about wheels desu. Unless it’s forged. I wouldn’t pay $1000 extra for a design
>logo caps
…
>white dials $800
Ummm
>smoking package
I wouldnt have bought this car I can’t stand third hand smoke smells ruining the car forever
>power sport seats
I like these seats alot prefer the 18 way but they’re extremely hard to find
>sport design steering wheel
I like it but I prefer the multifunction
>yachting blue
It really only works with the yachting wood material and yachting blue metallic paint imo. Then it looks like New England Nantucket esque. Mixing it with random colors it becomes odd looking.

>no pdcc
>no ptv
>no manual
>no heated seats
>no burmeister
>no heated steering
>no leather package
>no sport chrono

Post some pics let seee the inside and outside

>>28723431
Bless my fuck

>>28723341
It’s time for your sex change

But really I like the company

>>28723341
Every single model
>McDonald's struts
What the fuck is their problem?

>>28723548
Just Carrara and 718 actually

Seething poors thread

Guys a ZR1 just gapped me, how can I recover Stacey's opinion of me? Btw im 43 and balding

What’s the maximum I can spend for 300hp?

>>28723618

Tell the ZR1 weighs 3900 lbs and js brake by wire.

>>28723548
what the fuck are mcdonalds struts

>>28724153
Wrenchlet

>>28724066
I don't stacey cares about any of that

>>28724153
Let’s just say you wouldn’t want them if you are trying to lap the Burger King and they’re not a problem on Starbucks spec cars. Does this help?

Daily reminder that /o/ detests Porsche and you are all fake:

>>28712864

>>28724328
I love Porsche and own one

>>28724273
yeah okay now that you've gotten your superiority complex fix, what the fuck are mcdonalds struts?

>>28723435
It didn't even come with the Porsche Kackeldackel (PKD)? Come on man.

>>28724383
none of the people talking about boneless pizza actually know how suspensions work, they're just parroting talking points they saw got play so they can get play too
it's the human social equivalent of monkeys poking buttons on a toybox in the right order to get the applause lights they like to blink

>>28724383
https://youtu.be/V98ieE12uWY?si=ux7g2PjSiaacMBmR

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>>28723450
>German imperial flag so ok I guess
Finally someone gets it
>I wouldnt have bought this car I can’t stand third hand smoke smells ruining the car forever
In this generation of 911 if you didn't choose the smoker's package you're left with a pointless tiny hole that can at most hold some change. Car hasn't been smoked in.

It's an S with a PDK so it comes with PTV+, 911s come with leather standard and the seat package includes heated seats. PDCC is on 911 Turbos.

Why do so many of you people comment but know nothing about these cars?

>>28724492
I didn’t know. There is leather on the dash standard?

>>28724492
Why’d you buy a decade old base model that gets raped by a 2 series? Little bro couldn’t even afford the sport clock LMFAO

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Milf spec guy is losing it again. How long until he posts his 401K?

>>28724507
He’s sick in the head along with being a brown poor son. A dangerous combination.

>>28724507
being raped by a corvette does numbers to people, im afraid

>>28724502
No, and why would you want that in a sports car? Leather dashes commonly shrink and look weird over time.
>>28724503
>>28724507
>>28724518
>>28724520
Brown son gonna talk to himself all thread again?

>>28724529
What the poor son yappin about?

>>28724532
Who dat shitskin screechin' at?

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>>28724529
schizoretard

>>28724539
Did you ask grok to edit this for you?

>>28724542
not my problem that you're not only brown, but a schizotypical imbecile

>>28724529
Because it’s a $110k car anon.

>>28724538
Are you gonna cry?

>>28724547
You're so fucking new if you think there's not at least a dozen different ways to edit this with today's tools, but just throw around schizo like some /v/ermin refugee.
>>28724571
So because of the price you'd prefer it weigh more with a shrinkable dash because that's fancy to your gypsy ass? These cars aren't trying to compete with Rolls and Bentley interior wise. Show me a car under 3,500lbs for <100k that comes with a leather dash standard.
>>28724572
Are you tired of being raped?

>>28724591
>You're so fucking new if you think there's not at least a dozen different ways to edit this with today's tools
oh im fully aware on the arts of inspect element, im moreso making fun of you for being a schizoid retard that thinks id bother to samefag and edit it for the purposes of trolling you. you're just retarded and multiple people are dunking on you

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>>28724591
Uh oh the poor son is having another melty melty!! You need to get your money up brown son.

>>28724331
same
>>28724432
I'm not sure I follow completely but I think I get the jist of it
>>28724471
oh, so that's what they're talking about, okay, thank you. so are these suspensions hated not because of how they perform, but because of the difficulty of working on them, or what? seems like from the video they would work really well, but then again I'm a simple wrenchlet. I'm a carpenter, not a mechanic.

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What compels the poor to enter the thread and shit it up? Sour grapes? Insecurity? Envy?

I thought it was really weird but now i really pity them. I hope you guys get better

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>>28724624
mogged by mopar

>>28724713
Except that one of course.

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>>28724597
Oh yeah you're that one obsessed rentoid faglord that's too cool for capitalization and punctuation. How's life hanging off my nuts?
>>28724624
>iphone user
>>28724678
Nigger these discord trannies make these threads just to circledilate. Looks like I touched a nerve by owning the Godhand brand.

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>>28724732
>that one

>>28724736
Lol what was the yap last time, you make 140k but still rent because uhh uhh uhh you don't live in an irrelevant shithole? Goofy ahh unc.

>>28724738
>>28724732
who the fuck are you even talking about? genuine schizophrenic, seek help

>>28724732
What the fuck are you even talking about? Holy shit I get it now. Imaginary people and scenarios live in your head and you just rile yourself up from your made up stories. Goddamn, you're like woman or a child who can't control their emotions.

Why does the base model Poorschefag keep coming back for more? I’m guessing he has a public humiliation fetish and enjoys being raped.

>>28724742
So you're nobody?
>>28724749
>Goddamn, you're like woman or a child
Did you even proofread your post? You're in complete hysterics here. Someone get this bitch a tissue.

>>28724765
I come back to bust a nut in the mouths of my adoring fans. You keep making threads about me that get deleted LAWL.

>>28724797
This is the last (you) I'm giving you. Please seek some help, it's not healthy to have so much hate and pain

>>28724841
Bitchmade didn't last long

>>28724591
Lotus I think has them.
Corvette LT3 has full leather for under $100k.
God damn I’m just asking what a 991 is like, don’t take it personal.

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>>28724647
Macpherson struts are used because they are cheap and don’t take up much room and they are logically easier to manage. It’s one part vs 5 that you have to make store and transport.

Double wishbone is vastly superior because you can reduce NVH, add negative camber in a turn and increase traction instead of the opposite that a McDonald’s does. It inherently is superior as it allows total control of the caster camber and toe unlike Macpherson and it allows smoother steering input in a race setting. Porsche has used it on almost every racecar since the 60s.
Audi started using double wishbone bones in the 90s and Porsche added it to the Panamera in 2009 and the GT3 in 2018 but has yet to add it to the Carrera or 718 and considering they cost a premium it’s very frustrating they have the same suspension as a Yaris. It’s called Mcdoanlds becuase it’s cheap and unsatisfying.
>but a McDonald 911 turbo can beat a wishbone 535i.
The type of suspension doesn’t state anything about what type of ride and or track it’s set up to achieve. A double wishbone turbo would handle better than a McDonald one.
An A4 is about 100x better than an A3 and this is one of the reasons. You get a premium suspension vs a Cheap one.

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>>28724972
>Corvette LT3 has full leather for under $100k.
Fellow stangslayers I don't feel so good...

>>28724981
Say it with me: the fastest road legal car on the 'ring rides on McDonalds

All you can do is impotently scream and cry.

>>28725036
woa... some boomer faggot who likely leaves their corvette out in the direct florida sun everyday out of thousands of other corvette buyers has some leather peeling... crazy stuff

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how did a kentucky chevy slapped together by cletuses rape the entire world's worth of manufacturers, and Porsche in particular? can anyone explain this?

>>28725036
You cannot leave a real leather dashboard out in the direct water boiling sunlight on any car, the fact of the matter is that hardly any car has real leather dashboards like the 3lt Corvettes, so most of complaining falls to bums who don't use sunshades.
I have a 3lt Corvette and whenever I park it, and it's sunny, I put up the sun shade on the windshield. The smooth leather dashboard is so beautiful.

>>28725042
Go read the thread queermo, don't cry at me.
>>28725127
Wtf I'm selling my 911 for a Corvette with shitty leather now!!!

>>28725127
ceramic tint exists

>>28723341
>MY HECKING CLOCK!!!
shits a rental

>>28725376
Which won't do anything to prevent damage caused by heat

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>>28725478
It absolutely does

>>28725376
Tint chads win again

Umm I need to see some bread in thread I don’t think we all own Porsche