cute edition
1st.
>>28725292>bozozuku truck
>>28725292Nice truck, would be a shame to drive it on the Eyre highway
Why are cunts in Launceston so scummy? Was there some industry here that shut down?
In all seriousness, though; Why the fuck am I awake at 4:30 in the fucking morning.No work today at all so may as well wake-n-bake it.
Every time I look at a shitbox in good condition its being sold as "one owner before me" and by a brown cunt for way too much moneyShitskins are our cash for clunkers
for me its the classic marketplace >only selling because i have too many cars >blah blah blah about the car>will trade for another car
>>28725398scummy like trying to swindle you every chance they can?
Am i correct in my assumption that the EF/EL utes are basically the same as the XF/XG utes?It would be cool to put a 5.0 windsor in a XG xr6 ute.
>>28726788>Ford grafted the nose of its EF Falcon sedan/wagon on to the existing XG Falcon, giving it the appearance of a new model.[2] A new bonnet with a raised centre section was also fitted,[1] along with a rounder roof. Improvements included revised front suspension and steering, revised rear suspension, upgraded engines, revised seats, a new instrumentation pod and upgraded interior
EA ute prototype
Which is the best outlaw motorcycle gang to join? I'm in Victoria, if that matters.
>>28726128try living in canberra there's so many fucking indians trying to flip cars its not funny
>>28727607Real shit fuck me dead
>>28727612Victoria's UberEats™ Facebook page is full of Curry Niggers offering Toyota Camrys for rent.
SOON.
>>28727607quite literally too
>>28726168I love finding cars that are obviously owned by a jeet or retard bogan, the descriptions and misspellings are just really funny to me.
>>28728265found this one this morning lol actually seems kinda cheap, think its a v6 tho
>>28728266>all caps>jeet nameLmao. There is absolutely no price that I would take that car for, even $1000 still risks everything on it being ruined and smelling like curry.
>>28728268why dont you want a ford caprice mate?
went to look at a vs stato v6 that was up for 6k. started it and it was knocking pretty bad, asked old mate what the noise was and he said it was the a/c clutch engaging and disengaging. took it for a drive and the whole time he was saying 'it is what it is mate its an old car yknow sold as is mate.'
>>28728271It would be better than a Holden Mustang
>>28728273reminds me of this
>>28728304kek both ppl are dickheads many such cases
>>28725278Shit that looks nice, these old utes used to just be seen as old work cars but these days people spend money to convert a car into a ute. The body looks a bit like a Rolls Royce but closeup shot makes it seem like it made of fibre glass so I would guess it would look pretty cheap up close and rattle around a lot so would probably be taken off after a short time.
>>28728341i think it would have been removable easily. prob put on for holidays then taken back off. bit of rubber or something between the chassis and the canopy thing would keep it pretty quiet
The statesman and holden ute/one tonner were made up until 1985 which is crazy considering they were based on the HQ (1971) they really couldn't build a ute/LWB luxury model out of a commodore until the VN?
>>28728345they made the valiant up until 1981. a year after mitsubishi bought them out. so technically the 81 model is a mitsubishi valiant. My neighbour had a chrysler sigma wagon for years.
the peter brock movie they made a few years ago is pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAgteADRxfwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5STCLaOyxo
>>28727631what the fuck is it with indians that they feel the need to lease out cars? nigger no one on the planet wants to rent a 1998 mitsubishi mirage
>>28727631>jeets scamming other jeets
>>28728444cos the newer immigrant jeets need a car to do uber eats in. theyre legit like level 1 gta online players starting from scratch
>>28728431>Peter Brock and Steve Irwin died within 4 days of each otherfucking hell
wake up ya pooftas
>>28728965Nah cunt weekend innit
>>28728446https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INNC8111kgI
RIP Allan Moffathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDtyls4nDUg
>Brock and Irwin mentionedhttps://youtu.be/FtxqohNtLIg?si=Ld8eHBFPQsVekYY6
>>28728431feels strange that i watched this last night and now Allan just died today>>28729788
RIP
>>28727540
>>28729788damn, RIP. he owned a humvee too, wonder if he still had it.
>>28729788oh man he died from alzheimers. awful way to see someone go.
>>28729830Nah, mate. I'm just a dude who spends all day every day riding his motorcycle(s) but I'm usually alone while I'm delivering goods so I want to join a motorcycle club/gang to ride around in a group when I'm not delivering. I've accidentally stumbled upon a few group rides while delivering and each time I was invited to join the ride and did and it was awesome. I want that again. I want to belong to a group and feel some sense of comradery while cruising the streets and menacing cagers. Maybe I'll make some friends. I might even get my dick sucked. But really I just want to ride (in a group) (of white people)(without Jeets)(within the law) but I don't know which gang to join or how.>tldr: Looking for motorcycle club/gang recommendations. Preferably Melbourne based.Currently riding a Yamaha XMAX 300, if that matters.
>>28728995Kek, absolute kino.
>>28731300for me it's how he just goes>ok, have a nice day.
saw an allan moffat tribute video earlier and it showed footage from when he commentated during the 80s and they played a piece of music that sounded really familiar. i thought it was from beverly hills cop but it was actually from fletchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44svRjfmAyAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gZgApyJiSY&
>>28731915VGHHH RETVRN
>>28725292
man. glad i bought these on sale in 2023
>>28733410Shit is so fucked these days. I bought a battery charger for about $50 pre COVID and the same unit is now about $250.
>>28733424the sale was post covid though, it was the boxing day sales.i dunno why it's still so expensive, i thought their patents expired around 2019, so they no longer held a monopoly on it or whatever.
>>28732172epstein island on wheels
Moke is coming together nicely, got the motor back in it today. Lots still to go but I think the hardest parts are done
>>28733476a white moke with black roll bar drove past my house 2 days ago
>>28733480It was not me I can tell you that much
Why aren't you awake at 5am on a Tuesday?
>>28733862cuz it's 7:30 am
>>28733862i was up until 3am watching big brother live stream i only woke up just now because something fell over and the bang woke me up
>>28734114Explain to me how watching 10 gimps asleep in a room is even remotely interesting
>>28734232People who still watch freetoairslop can't be saved or reasoned with
--== BIG BROTHER LIVE UPDATE ==--5:45am: Currently all asleep.
>>28735551I just read that Holly appeared on this guys onlyfans during covid
Get your snout out of the slop trough Anon. Have some respect for yourself.
>>28735613She's very pretty but I've never been a fan of fake tits so I rate her 6.5/10. Would bang but only thrice. Wouldn't marry.
>>28733410Are those metric or inches? What a stupid name.
>>28736083>Are those metric or inches? stop huffing petrol
>>28733410>man. glad i bought these on sale in 2023i'm glad i banged ur mum when she was in high school
>>28728265This is a troll, edited post..I'm Indian and our retards don't type English like this
>>28736141>I'm Indian
>>28736160I'm in Canada though.
>>28736163
Remember to vote to save based Bruce
>looking at pictures of damage from the monday storm on goybook>one is a petrol pump blown over>someone comments "raj should have spent more time tightening the nuts, and less time talking to his trolley pushing mate on the phone">mfw
>>28736083yesseriously though that was their selling point, one set of tools that covered both metric and imperial fasteners. the other was that they worked off the flats rather than the corners of nuts and bolts, so they were really good for getting rounded nuts off. they do have a bit of slop when you use them though, and some people don't like that
>>28736257you all probably know this but those hammer on extraction sockets are a life saver for getting rounded bolts out
>>28736346used one once on a gearbox filler plug. very satisfying to get it out
continuing to de-boomerfy the xf. pulled the passenger speaker out to see why it was dropping in and out, found about a 13 inch length of wire with 4 (four) crimp connectors and both speaker cable and normal auto elec cablecarby getting close to being tuned well too
¡soɹq uɐilɐɹʇsn∀ ʎɯ ɟo llɐ oʇ ʎɐp,פ
>>28736391what's wrong with crimp connectors?
>>28736424they dont last and are only slightly easier than soldering. indicative of a greater problem or laziness
>>28736427life's been pretty rough lately but i'm soldering on
>>28736427crimps are meant to be better than solder though. done properly they form an airtight connection with zero resistance. it's also why in aviation it's crimps only, no solder.properly is the key word though.
>>28736430CARLOSthe hell are you doing in /dat/
meanwhile in the big brother house that faggot cunt with tourettes syndrome is pissing me off again.
>>28736461OH BOB SAGET
>>28736464idk his. he's a four eyed cunt with a pommy accent who cries like a bitch
>>28736466damn. if only tourettes guy could end up on big brother holy fuck that'd be worth paying to seehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE-QXD8Hv6c
>>28736391You should swap over as many compatible XH parts as possible.
>>28736461yeah he's a gay cunt, always crying about heckin mysoggyknees and transphobes abloo bloo bloo
years ago dad bought a EF GLI that the original owner had paid extra for every option on.>put on an XR6 front, painted the rocker cover red and added tickford badges>replaced the exhaust and fuel pressure reg>swapped the ECU from a customers XR6 wagon without them knowingwent like a rocket.
>>28736825only just noticed the rear door. did the do the same as volvo and just slap the sedan door onto the wagon? looks fucked
>>28736844>>28736825having said that me and my mates binned 2 ef sedans back in 2017 when they were like $500 both of them to telephone polesfeel pretty bad about it now, they are worth preserving
>>28736825i had a e series wagon stock that went like a raped apehad two au sedans that also went like a raped ape with minimal mods
>>28736141>indians dont speak like this saarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INNC8111kgI
i dont care for ve commodores.
>>28736854for me its b series falcons, dont like the styling or their crap barras or trannies Dont like the vt-vy commoies other then that their fine but all overpriced
>>28736857
>>28736860the 4sp auto and 5sp manual in the b series is crap, the turbo barras are weak as piss and all of their issues where fixed in the FG-FGX seriesBF3/mk3 would be the only b series id own with the 6sp auto and a fg engine swapCant stand the rest of the car the au styling trannied to look modern also aged worse than the au/fg straight up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoEYRHBsHys
>>28736993Homosexual icecreamed poofters
winner winner chicken dinner
>>28738853What kind of car does Bruce drive?I reckon it's gotta be a VL Calais Dunnydore with interceptor rims.
>>28738896his parents are loaded and he's a tradie. he most likely has a Ford Ranger or done up landcruiser 70 series
>>28738963What kind of car does Connor drive?
>>28739069definitely not a SHITTY MITSUBISHI
>>28739070What about this gorgeous chunk of meat. Does she sit in the back of the bus or does she take the front seat?
>>28739076she sits on her ass all day with her ass, UP HER ASS!
>>28739069e-bike
Bruce and CocoSitting in a treeKay Eye Ess Ess Eye En Gee!
>>28740206falcons and commos had the worst colors, that orange one for falcon and that weird mint green and banana yellow for commodoresi miss them tho i cant even tell modern cars apart since their either grey white black or some mix of the 3
>>28739076I can't believe Abalone is fucking dead
lmao Coco has never heard of LPG and Bruce is completely blowing her mind explaining it (on the live stream)
>>28741004wat
How did we go from being back to being a big brother brainrot bin?
awww ye
>>28742007kek i only just noticed the ls cover on the 3800
wtf is this
>>28742140statesman cute
>>28742007>yellow piss filter on every photoBased
>>28741004Holly is your typical model who looks nice and instinctively tells the audience when they want to hear but she's fake with a plastic personality to match her plastic tits.This image depicts a car so this post is /o/ related. It's not just any car though. It's THE car.
got a dumb big wang for the liberty kekgonna be sick
>>28726788Those would be the xh
>>28745251xh had the el front end though. he might want a windsor in an xg which wasnt sold. chassis was the same from xd to xh afaik so would prob bolt up pretty easily tho
>>28745226Is that the fucking gazette?Ill keep an eye out for your car
>>28745313yea bro, been nearly a decade since you threatened to throw one at me, still havent done it yetpussy
>>28745318Ill get around to it eventually
>>28745330weld your honda back together and ill see you on the touge (cliff drive)
>>28745313>>28745318LMAO
>>28745226>>28745334katoomba aye? might see me around there in my barge soon™at least if it weren't for one of the goddamn rear shock bushing washers being missing. now i gotta wait for that to arrive then i can finally take it to the exhaust shop and also tune the suspension to spec
>>28745339define barge
>>28745341a late 60s mopar c body
>>28745350u the one with the carb cheater?
>>28745353ye lol, was it that obvious?
Theres too many people out here, the highway expansion was a mistake
>>28745354kinda, not many people itt with an old chryslerkeep an eye out if youre in town all of my cars/bikes have wat stickers, but i will be strapped with a gazette unlike that cowardly honda driver kek
>>28745365yeah that's a good point. my car is definitely gonna stick out like a sore thumb, especially with the wing/fender mounted antenna with a tennis ball on it
>>28745369The unfortunate reality of owning something unique
>>28745369doesnt tennis balls on the antenna mean how many girls youve fucked>1
>>28745373i meant that in a neutral way but fuck it. jim might as well send it while he can.>>28745374i dunno. i just thought it'd look funny with a tennis ball on the top of the antennaor maybe a christmas bauble for this festive season
>>28745364wdym? was always a tourist destination
>>28745364highway expansion? where? surprised there's actually road expansion to begin with. for one, i'm pretty sure putty road still has contraflows lol.weekend driving sucks when you get stuck behind some slow poke that does 10 under all the way and slows down even more for gentle bends on the two lane roads
>>28745379hawksebury road to richmond is fucked for this nowgo that way to work and its very rare i dont get a karen in a crossover doing exactly that. and its too busy enough to overtake them on the double lines because theres another one coming the other waybells line of road was pretty good a few weeks ago though
>>28745382kinda stayed away from bells because there would be highway patrol fairly often there. one time an absolute cunt of a cop set up a speed trap on a fucking overtaking section. you bet your ass that i warned every single oncoming car of that cop
https://youtu.be/jdh7m2rGGhklol now a 380 is a cult classic, i loved them when they came out
>>28746674Mitsubishi Australia could have survived if Japan didn't castrate them.they wanted to make an evo magna with sick body kit AWD and a turbo/supercharger GM castrated Holden by forcing them to send all profits back to America, forced them to source parts from GM directly at retail cost instead of using local manufacturers and wouldn't allow them to do R&D to make new models or spend money to upgrade their production lines.they basically cooked the books to make it look like holden wasn't profitable so they could get government subsidies.Holden wanted to develop EV's and Hydrogen fueled cars, and saw the popularity of SUV's and crossovers coming. they designed an EV and crossover based on the commodore but GM shut it down.
>>28746688a decade later im still pissedfuck ford global fuck gm global and fuck jdm global fucking us over for decades we made some of the most under rated cars ever made on a shoestring budget with fuck all sales.
did we ever get th ese with the v8 supercharged? No idea they where ford based, huh!?
or these?they'd haul ass.might actually get one of these odd little v6 v8 rwd exec jdm/eu cards
>>28746707they were mondeos
>>28746712That was the X Type not the S Type.
Bruce and coco have been kissing
>>28746727they where based on some fucking ford platform i belive
