>the blue pill makes all women with big boobs attracted to you but you're only allowed to drive cars up to 75 hp>the red pill gives you a free Hellcat but only women with no boobs will be attracted to you
Blue. I can ride a motorcycle with a J-cup baddie on the back.
GIVE ME THAT BLUE NOWpicrel only has about ~65 hp but weighs absolutely nothing with the fiberglass body, I'll still be going fast
Cruising in the Yugo and sucking on titties, don't get much better than that
Aw10 3A-LU destroked for rally regulations
>>28742452>the red pill gives you a free Hellcat but only women with no boobs will be attracted to you
I wouldn't mind a hellcat, but my cars already are 75hp and under. I also like flat chests.
>>28742452anon do you even realise where you fucking are
>>28742452I'll take the red pill and give the hellcat away as a gift
>Tfw no flat chested tomboy filipina gf
>>28742452Red pill. I avoid pretty much anyone outside of my current social circle anyway, so regardless of who is attracted to me, I'm not speaking to anyone anyway.Also this >>28742501
>>28742501>>28742552
>>28742452Blue pill, i don't like cars
>>28742452Both pillsNo hellcat, no women
>>28742556good thing we get a free hellcat.
>>28742452>Drive a toyota aygoyup yup bluepill for me
>>28742452Since I understand female biology, unlike you anon, here's a little thing: a woman of healthy weight with no boobs just means she has a bigger ass. Therefor I can get a hellcat and a ass I could slap all day long sign me the fuck up.The same is true in reverse, women with giant tits have no ass. Women that have both in ample supply are genetic lottery anomalies, or the result of a very good plastic surgeon.
>>28742452Gimme a turbodiesel with 75hp and 400 lb-ft at 1000rpm.
I took the miata pill so I already know that horsepower doesn't matter. Small or big is a tough choice though.
>>28742452Was gonna say blue, since I usually cruise on highways. But I do floor it when I need to make quick passes.Red pill me. You can keep the helly though. Yuck.
>>28742452I prefer my women tall and flat and with a nice round fat ass. Give me that red pill right now.
>>28742452Thought experiments are gay BMWs + pretty face + perkiesOr die trying
>>28742501low t retard
>>28742452I've unironically thought the Hellcat was cringe ever since they were getting cucked in the 1/4 mile by the Tesla Model S over a decade ago. Some of the most fun I had driving was a 2000lb shitbox with less than 75hp and a 5 speed that I could drive like I stole it 24/7 without issue.
>>28742657This would still be fun with 75hp.
>>28742452hellcats are for ameriniggs blue pill all the way
>>28742658Street gokarts are lame as fuck though. Just get a fuckin BEAMER or Aprilia Tuono V4 already godsDAMNBeamers are motorcycles, by the way
>>28742452What pill gets me a petite girl with perky bs and fit round ass
>>28742452red pill boobs are overrated, a nice ass makes me want to BREED
>>28742669This one >>28742661The BluePurpleRedPill///M
>>28742669I meant >>28742636
wow so glad this tech accounts for 60% of our GDP now
>>28742452>>the red pill gives you a free Hellcat but only women with no boobs will be attracted to youThis is not a disincentive, and I don't even like Dodge.
>>28742456Phbp (currently living this life, it's glorious).
I take the bluepill and rock this lil nigga
>>28742452Blue pill + a Suzuki Cappuccino please
>>28742452>only women with no boobs will be attracted to youOh no, whatever will I do?
>>28742452If the red pill JUST made a handful of large booty women attracted to me I'd be down.
>>28742452Gimme either pill, I want cute women to be attracted to me. Big boobs is a bonus, but to me face matters more.
>>28742452I choose you the Suzuki life.
>>28742661I'd comffmaxx with a riced up GS.
>>28742452The blue pill is the natural state of affairs. I have a blacked-out ragtop Dakota and it's always been an absolute pussy magnet. I've had college hotties beg me for a ride, at a stoplight. How fast is it? That non-magnum, automatic V6 is so slow it's almost unbelievable . I pray for a tailwind to push it faster.
>>28742452I'd ride the bus for the rest of my life if it meant I had my own personal harem of O cup and up pussy.
>>28742452A better punishment would be that you turn black if you take the hellcat
>>28742452Anon, flat girls are just as fun to fuck as stacked ones.Boobs are like Side dish Not the main dish.That and large tits usually mean fat girls.
>>28742452i like men
>>28742452I do not like either of these options, is there someway I dont play this game?
>>28742452RedFlat is justice, vroom vroom.
>>28742452I only get tittymonsters
The redpill + appropriately shaped and sized booty
>>28742452That’s an easy choice to make.Fat ass car and a fat ass woman.
>>28742452you didn't say i couldn't ride a motorcycle so i'd take the blue pill, get the bewbs, and ride my motorcycles really fast and use the slow car for getting groceries and stuff.
>>28742452>women with no boobsAs in they do not have breast at all including nipples or gotten a mastectomy? Or do you mean they are flat like AAA bra size?
is the blue pill sugar free?
>>28742452i honestly never see woman with big boobs anymore since i graduated so even if i picked the blue pill id still be alone
Do the big boobies get all saggy as she ages, or do they magically always stay nice. Does the girl with no boobs still have big nipples?
I'm not swallowing any pills that some negro gave me. i'd rather starve!
>>28742452>HellcatI thought the idea of this was a hard decision? Or is someone with this juvenile of an idea for a thread so fucking stupid that a hellcat is desirable to you?
>>28742452redpill all day lessgooo
>>28742452I'm pretty sure bluepill is better there. There's plenty of fun little cars that do the job there.
>>28745188>hellcat is desirable to you?It's not as desirable as Bentley but it's certainly most cars you see on the streets like Camry. It's about the contrast between a 75 hp car and 700 hp Hellcat.
>>28742501is that shingo?
>getting a hellcatWhy would I want that piece of shit?
>>28745591Forget all the memes and shitIt's a 700+ horsepower modern-day muscle carWhat do you actually hate about it?
>>28745532>It's not as desirable as BentleyYou need to be 18 to post here. Come back when you're out of highschool
>>28742452>Big breasted women are all 200+ lbs
>>28742452>the blue pill makes all women with big boobs attracted to you but you're only allowed to drive cars up to 75 hpDefine big boobs.>the red pill gives you a free Hellcat but only women with no boobs will be attracted to youDefine no boobs.I get the free Hellkitty right and sex/relationships are optional.
>>28742916so what is the fastest chatgpt says the Skoda 110R
>>28746183Probably JDM-spec Caterham 170 with engine detuned back to 64 hp.
>>28742452I drive my A5 one more time and then take the entire stock of blue pills
>>28742452Red pill, flat chested girls hold you closer to their hearts. I don't even care about the Fiat.
>>28746172>Define big boobs.Bigger than D cup>Define no boobsMastectomy, male chest or puffy nipples
>>28746291So big boobs run me high interest of mostly Double D/Triple D fat woman and I get a slow car on top of that.Like Double D/Triple D on a slim body is extremely unrealistic.What's the upside here?While if I get a fast car.1. There are some really hot woman with puffy nipples and decent boob sizes(and shape). One of the sexiest porn artists that does mostly solo content has a bit of a puffy nipple. I guess she isn't A-cup so that doesn't count, but that's fine. Puffy nipple A-cup fun, fine. Like I could easily find a non C/D-cup A/B-cup sexy.2. Mastectomy. ekhhhhhh.3. Male chest. I would guess you would call A-cup that, I could find my wife sexy with an A/B-cup. But like a complete female body builder, actual male chest, no.
>>28742501ToT
Height is more important than boob or butt I want 5'7"-5'11" foid only
>>28746291can i take both and get a v6 chally and a gf with c-cups
>>28745754Post car
>>28742452I make a chariot of two 75hp motorcycles, preferably boxer twins or retardmaxx shovelheads, maybe even evosFuck it, im rockin a ducati 698 mono and i mog u, i dont need extra wheels
>>28746643For me it's face, but it's difficult to take women shorter than 5'2".
>>28742452I'll take the red pill but give me something else instead of that gay Hellcat
>>28742669Everybody is obsessed with that camwhore whatever board I check. What is this PsyOp?
>>28742452FlatCHADS stay winning
>>28746811Isn't that like a decade old webm now? I couldve swore I saw that in HS.
>>28742452the red pillim an ass man anywayy
>>28746724Face is the most important really
