I just drove my first ever BMW and I get. I finally get it. The Ultimate Driving Machine Slogan is not a meme.
Inshallah brother
>>28742571I saw a new M2 on the road the other day and it's the first BMW that I thought looked good since the E46
>>28742571They were good until Biermann left. He left because corporate refused to let M do what it did. They became just tuned versions of the regular cars. No DCT. No unique engines. The M8 is good. I havnt driven the new 2 but its heavy. At least the price is excellent.
>>28742605Literally first time filling new 220i at gas station and guy shouts over>Hey man lovely carNever heard this before in my lifet. not a carfag
>>28742756also why nobody told me the coupe doesn't have rear wiper
>>28742571Bot post. What else did you drive before? Don't call anything "Ultimate" unless you drive more.
>>28742761Isn't the entire gimmick behind BMW to make a well-rounded driver's car for their given segment?
>>28742766Compromised is not Ultimate™
>>28742605The 2 series is ugly as fuck and also a godsdamn narb>>28742757Why would any car have a rear wiper?
>>28742761>ricelet slowfaglet delusions
>>28742808Which cars aren't compromised by beancounter ENGINEERED neutered suspensions?
>>28742809The more I drive the more I realise rear wiper maybe not that key but still heavy rain or other shitz dried on the rear makes it hard to see without one. This' the first car I've driven without a rear wiper. I guess they rely on the aerodynamics? can't see out the back lol drive faster>2 series uglyyou're wrong coz of my sample size 1 being complemented on car
>>28742816*complimented
>>28742605Funny I saw one too and remarked how odd it was that it looked like complete shit in person. Normally I find BMWs look better in person. The outgoing design was 10x better. Current one looks like a retarded 2 year old came up with it.
>>28742756No offence dude but that is one of the ugliest cars I've ever seen. So that cancels out your compliment.
>>28742823>>28742826Genuinely curious what you don't like, to me it's a gorgeous car body. point out the specific problems on mine or picrel
>>28742816You've only had wagons/hatchbacks until now huh? My friend complained about the same thing when he got a mazda3 after owning a bunch of bolbo 240 wagons
>>28742831Yeah guess I only drove hatches before
>>28742830This is a completely different 2 series from when they were still made in Germany>>28742756This is a mexican narbPeople say it's ugly because the way it looks. The front fascia, the headlights, the weird angular blob look, and wheels are all ugly
>>28742836>But the people.. they are retarded
>>28742837Yeah and classics are classics for a reason
>>28742836also what is narb?
>>28742840 menot a real beemer? my best guess
>>28742841I would have thought bimmer since we're talking about cars and not motorcycles.
>>28742844ee | im? apologies t. /o/ tourist just enjoying my new car after a decade not driving
>>28742605based and real
>>28742756>220iWTF cunt is this? Here in Freedomland we only get 230i, M240i, M Dos
>>28742920bong, their js bs makes it hard to screenshot the engine options>£1.40/L in the UK works out to roughly $6.8 per US gallon — quite high compared to typical US pump prices.yea our gov is demented
>>28742929We weren't far behind under democrat(socialist/communist) reign.
>>28742929>>28742756you could've gone for the 230i, same engine with a better factory tune pushing ~400 NM to the crank which is quite high for a four banger.still, with the 220i you got a B48 (which is essentially a B58 with two less cylinders).it's screaming for a tune.
>>28742571Fun to drive, but an absolute bitch to own.Especially when you start getting those bills from the shop.
>>28742816Hatchbacks create a low pressure zone that deposits water and dirt on the rear window. They started putting split rear spoilers that direct a curtain of air downwards over the glass to help mitigate it.
>>28742844>its another bong thinking their inbred island patois is the english dialect that everyone else uses
>>28742980oh no no no noTrump-bros, did we get too cocky?
>>28742756that body color looks zesty as hellnice ride though, enjoy your new bimmer
>>28743001What'd you do, search "most expensive fuel in the u.s."?
>>28743001>California>average US gas priceIt was close to $10 fucking dollars a gallon in some places in California under Biden.
>>28743001>this braindead nigger thinks that gas going down $2 a gallon under trump is bad>he thinks newscum ran commiefornia is "average us gas prices"Why are you fags so disingenuous. Don't you get tired of lying through your teeth?
>>28743107Leftist ideology can only exist by lying to yourself and others. It immediately implodes under honest, objective critical thinking.
>>28742571godsdamn that’s one exceptional looking M2
the current 2 series is an acquired taste. once you *get* it you’ll be hooked
>>28742920Saar please understand, ultimate driving machine. Please do not redeem.
>>28742756>seethe and cope about Bimmers online>drive them IRL and everyone is nicer to you, sun shines a little brighter, ice cream is a little sweeter, you get a little extra meat on all your pizzas, fries always come out crispy, everyone says helloEnjoy :^)
>>28742989If ordering myself yeah would consider, needed something on short notice and figured the 2 coupe is one of the better small RWD platforms in production>>28743538Thanks Anon wishing you a blessed day
>anon posts his BMW that is dear to him and thinks is neat>half of /o/ is acting like they have rabiesthis will never not be funny
>>28742571what does ultimate driving machine mean anyways? really easy to drive? or is it really hard to drive because the more manual and primitive a car is, the better and more authentic? never driven a BMW but some of them are pretty cool cars
>>28742571BMW's haven't been good since the aughts.
>>28744107Drive any BMW and you will find out. Us telling you won’t work anyway
>>28742756based
>>28742571>I just drove my first ever BMW and I finally get itCant wait he drove a Porsche
>>28744107it means it eats rod bearings
>>28744107you can get a rwd manual or an awd auto. even a selectable rwd/awd manual/auto. can turn off all the nannies or keep them all on. they're literally whatever you want them to be.
>>28744107>what does ultimate driving machine mean anyways?You can drive them easy, hard, whatever, and they do it all. It is in fact, the Ultimate Driving Machine. >want to hoon on the mountainsIt does that>want to race a FerrariIt does that>want to pick up groceriesIt does that>want to go on a ezpz croozeIt does that Any kind of driving you want to do can be done in the BMW. Hence, it is the UDM.
>>28745053And the ladies love 'em too
>>28742757>this cucksuv driver bought a non suv for the first time and is confused about the rear wipers
>>28743538this poster is jewish, don’t listen to him
>>28745045do they have good steering or suspension? (answer: nope)>want to hoon on the mountainssomeone post the webm
>>28745312>He doesn't know
>>28745368they do have good suspension. wishbones, multilink, active shocks, etc.
>>28742571im trans and hiv positive btw, if that matters
>>28743538Well said!
>>28745406found the vtec „enthusiast“
why do bimmers cause so much seethe among /o/tists?
>>28742571Any time I ask /o/ about a BMW I get warned of a certain part that will make the car fucking explode or something.
>>28746734they can’t afford it and therefore must hate it
>>28746737they are gatekeeping their precious brand
>>28743005maybe i'm a zesty guy uwu dm me if you like what you see
>>28747040If that were true then why do the resident BMW shitters constantly seethe in Porsche threads? People just hate BMW drivers everywhere for being insufferable retards, so it makes sense that people here do aswell. It's sad because BMW's are nice cars, too bad the worst people drive them.
>>28747381idk I never had problems with BMW drivers. granted I’m from Europe. Maybe things are different here
>>28747381It's just that one Mexican on here that says your car is on stilts because it isn't slammed. Beaner taste.
>>28747381Kek no one's sneeding in Porsche threadsPeople just post their fuckin grandparents' cars in those threads and "it's all so tiresome," to use the parlance of our timesTherec's like literally one guy on here that owns a Porsche (the silver 996 Turbo, get some fuckin silver wheels already bud)It's sad because Porsche is are nice cars; too bad only grandparents own them
>>28747536>strange false dichotomiesI'm not hispanic at all, and it isn't that a car isn't sLaMmEd, it's that it's fuckin RAISED. Why did they do that unless they're going offroading or some shit
>>28747564>a stock car is raised
>>28747590They arePicrel is how goyota released the gs350 fsport for the press
>>28747590>>28747603And picrel is after it was neutered by beancounters to appease the old guys that actually buy new cars
>>28747607Why is this?
>>28747564Nice parking kek
>>28747691You can't park like me with your grandma's frickin MONSTER TRUCK
>>28747737:3
>>28742579Bismillah Mashallah Wallahi
>>28747747Che schifo
BMW is loveBMW is life.
>>28747564>I'm not hispanic at allThe fact you say it every time, makes me think you are.
>>28747558What a weird take. You really think people cant afford porsches? Just because you're poor doesnt mean that other people are
why are porsche trannies like this
