>b-but I need muh trug for towing!
>>28745872>>b-but I need muh trug for towing!I do! You expect me to put that much stress on a sedan? Why?
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>>28745880if it comes with a trailer hitch, then it's ready to tow
>>28745897Not really, trucks are generally made for it with very strong frames, big brakes, and coolers everywhere on everything to keep shit from cooking on grades.
>>28745926if it fitses then it hitches
>>28745872Bring back 21 foor long land barges with ladder frames and big blocks and ill trade in my truck.
>>28745872>>28745890Makes me imagine the trailer able to go over the main vehicle to morph into a different combine vehicle, a bit like the bike integrated into the larger vehicle in a few Batman series.
>>28745872Yes, but also to make faggots, euros and troons like you seethe
>>28745984Really.bad TV show from the i0s called "The Highwayman".2 semis were built (real trucks).This one turned into a helicopter.
>>28745991All I remember about this one was that it detached and just became "a car". Maybe it did more.
>>28745991How have i never heard of this? Was this created strictly for gammas and epsilons to encourage them to go into trucking?
>>28746014It was REALLY bad and was cancelled after 9 episodes (+ pilot movie).It tried to be Knight Rider + Mad Max + Miami Vice.The plot(s) were all over the place- theres even an episode where they travel back in time to WWII (I remember they got pulled over and a cop asked why their tires had japanese writing and the driver replied "because theyre japanese tires").
>>28745872>tows with a normal car>"why is my heckin clutch burning out all the time?"a retarded tale as old as time.
>>28746077Thats not how it worked back then.The Cadillac in OP had a 472 c.i. (7.7L) big block and drivetrain to match.They didn't try to shave pennies "because its a car", they gave it the co.ponents it required. Trucks and cars frequently used the same components.
>>28745872>7L naturally aspirated v8>wtf why is it decent for towing? >steering axle is floating tooLet me know when it tows a real trailer.
>>28746089and people also died a lot more
>>28745880I have a sedan that was famous for rich people in my country towing horse floats in comfort because it's extremely comfy long wheelbase and has a 351c and FMX
>>28746120Horse floats?
>>28746121For transporting horses.You DO own horses, right?
>>28746122You mean horse trailer?
>>28746117Yes. Natural selection took the weak and stupid back then, that's why boomers are the strongest generation, and boomers' kids have so many retards among them- between the two generations everything became too safe, so the chain got broken.
>>28745872there are no body-on-frame cars anymore, retarded OP
>>28745880Stress? Buddy a caddy does it all with EASE.>picrel is rated for 7000 pounds if you opt for the tow package rear end, 5000 pounds is standard.
>>28746177there's a hundred on facebook mp just on a 30 second search, retarded anon
>>28746117yeah and now people bitch about jow bad drivers have become. you can say the internet has made us more aware but this is countered by the fact that the introduction of new safety nannies marginally impacts the fatality rate before it peters out again
>>28745872Okay, where can I buy one of these, new?
>>28745984There was a beetle that had this conversion kinda.
>>28746045>they got pulled over and a cop asked why their tires had japanese writing and the driver replied "because theyre japanese tires"Kino
>>28746247The next line was the cop saying "we're at war with the japanese".And thats all I remember about the series.
>>28745926hmmtruck engine with truck transmissionstrong framebig brakesbig radiatorsis corvette the perfect tow vehicle?
>>28746225>Still haven't got a hitch for my 1997 Deville>Has a fucking transmission coolerI fucking need to. They're just $300 new or rusted to shit in the junkyard.
Where does the gooseneck hitch go on a car?
>>28746558Use a tow dolly.
>>28746413for those who can free their minds, yes
>rear-loaded trailer, safety limited to 35mphevery single time
>>28745872>big block with the same frame as a c10good thread idiot
should i buy a 60s cadillac
>>28746413>loose cinder block on the trailerWhat could go wrong?
>>28746668Yes, obviously, or 70s. Life is too short to be driving a stiff modern car. Go comfy and with road presence.
>>28746110>>28746558out of 10 truckolds, only 1 actually ever tows anything. out of 10 truckolds that actually ever tow anything, only 1 tows anything that big. I fail to see your point.
>>28746667Those cadillacs had factory boxed frames.
>>28746246Inspiring really - at least for fictional concepts. Thank you.
>>28746806Out of 100 cars, only 1 ever town anything. Out of 100 cars that tow, 0 ever tow anything that big. I fail to see your point.
>>28745988No quote so you say that and look like that
>>28746229nobody cares about your rusted 1990 grand marquis
>>28746806>out of 10 truckolds, only 1 actually ever tows anything. out of 10 truckolds that actually ever tow anything, only 1 tows anything that big. I fail to see your point.So I'm a 1%er that according to you is allowed to have a truck then?
>>28746476Do it dude, caddys are baller for this reason. >>28746668They're beautiful and awesome cars but the sad reality is there's just no parts for the gal anymore assuming you found one that isn't a rust bucket that doesn't cost your first born Son.It's tragic that people let these rolling architectural works of art go to rot. I suggest a 94-96 fleetwood because it's an impala ss in a triple black high class suit
>>28747118If you can find one thats worn out but complete and hasnt been eaten by rust theres still hope.Finding missing components might be a lost cause though.But hell, people do Mustang II suspension swaps on C1500s so it depends on your level of devotion.
towing? I need my truck to kill cyclistcucks
>>28747228Have is life in prison ?
>>28747239>plebbitspace>ESL> space before ?kill yourself eurocuck
>>28746937It's a real thing. That idiot decided to post a photo of a toy for whatever reason.
A lifted Fleet of modified Trucks, being necessary to the annoyance of eurotrannies and cyclistscucks, the right of the truckers to run over cyclists and occupy parking spaces shall not be infringed.
>>28746110>Let me know when it tows a real trailer.I like how "real trailers" start at comically large retarded shit 99% wont ever tow, meanwhile everything you "need" a truck for can be easily towed with regular cars
>>28747269I'm not sure if I'm with you or against you but That van is a 3/4 ton (heavy duty, not regular version of the van) and it still sagging
