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is this a bargain? will it get me laid?
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If you can’t afford to buy a German car new, you can’t afford to buy it used. Get a sh-awd nsx instead. Much better car.
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>>28746313
Mdx* it’s Acura’s SUV.
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>>28746309
>is this a bargain?
No, that's the average price for one with that many miles on it. They go for seemingly cheap because they're expensive as fuck when something goes wrong.
>will it get me laid?
A 6c SUV? Sure, if you're targeting the older demographic.
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>>28746317
op here, i'm trans btw.
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If you have to ask you can't afford it.
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>>28746309
>is this a bargain?
No; the transmission is near the failing point.
>will it get me laid?
No.
>>28746324
Anyone can afford these overpriced pieces of shit, they're priced to take money from fools. The question is whether or not they can afford all the parts failing, not the used car itself.
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>>28746309
if you can only cough up 14k you can't afford the maintenance
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>>28746313
boomer "wisdom" but unfortunately kind of true in this case
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There's a reason high mileage German cars are so cheap, buy it and find out for yourself.
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>>28746343
>>will it get me laid?
>No.
How do you know that?
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>>28746309
10 year old luxury cars are almost exclusively purchased and driven by blacks.
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>>28746309
If you think there is no catch with a 8 year old Porsche for 15k you're definitely gonna get laid (you'll get raped in the ass)
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>>28746479
Because women don't care about cars. They care about status. And a used near breaking Porche ess you bee is not worth of any status, whores know those are bought by posers pretending to work in "investment" when in reality they make 80K being nobody in some random company with a synergistic name like "Ethicon"

The only way a car gets you pussy is if the car is "exclusive". Limited edition, restored, etc. Buying one of those is like bypassing the velvet rope at the club, women see that and realize that you're in another tier of reality altogether. Mind you when I say limited edition or restored, I mean you car is so sexy it could be on a magazine cover, not your foxbody mustang from the 80s that you've fixed up.
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>>28746309
Yeah probably. My wife jacked off a guy in his 20's who had a Cayenne. She thought it was nice because it was a Porsche. I laughed because I knew it was probably a 2012 he bought for $11k.

Girl's don't really know anything about cars. If it's clean, sporty, muscle, luxury, a truck etc. they'll like it.
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>>28746962
>whores know those are bought by posers
Whores don't know anything.
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>>28746973
On that you're wrong. The might not have quantifialble knowledge, but they certainly know how to spot an insecure poser with his pretend car a mile away, not because of knowledge, but because of instinct. like a fucking animal getting bad vibees, just like you would in the woods at night, they spook and run.
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>>28746309
Oh come on! This car has the color of coal! Only a pervert girl would consider such a car beautiful!
>>will it get me laid?
A car is not required to seduce a girl, and any car can also be rented.
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>>28746309
unfortunately a jeep is your best bet if all you care about is pussy. its the brand that all of the young ones care about

>>28746962
youre retarded if you think woman (or just people in general) will notice anything but the badge
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Listen OP, I get the appeal.
Your very own first (NARP) Porsche.
But there’s a reason these things are that cheap.
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>>28746309
I wouldn't buy a Toyota with that many miles
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>>28746309
i'd buy a Toyota with that many miles.
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>>28746962
Most people do not share your hobby. They would not recognize an exclusive car. You would not be able to explain why your nissan gtr is actually better than a corvette despite its dogshit interior, ricer styling and dreaded nissan badge. The general public cannot tell you the difference between an impact driver and a drill or a violin and a cello.
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>>28746309
No and no. That car is universally a laughing stock, you buy that because you want a porsche but can't afford a good one.
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>>28746990
>>28747092
See, you misunderstand. I'm not saying that bitches will recognize your car, or even that other men will recognize your car. What they will recognize is the aura, the ambiance, the way people look and go "what is that?"

If you show up in a GTR, bitches won't care, if you show up on a Ferrari or a Lamborginni bitches won't care. If you show up with an old restored beautiful car that makes people wonder what the fuck you're driving, then they pay attention, not because of the car, but because of the exclusiveness, the uniqueness. If you show up in an old Aston Martin, an old Ferrari, An old Masseratti, restored, gleaming paint, brand new wheels, etc. Cars that are almost impossible to get because they're no longer made, and it takes waaaay too much money to restore them to factory specs, that makes makes people in general go "who the fuck is that?" and THAT is what bitches are attracted to. Not the car itself.

Bitches know that Enzo and Murcielago drivers are posers, it's not rocket science to figure it out, if you're able to talk to any salesman on a luxury car dealership they'll tell you their best customers, the sale that is almost guaranteed to happen, is the guy who is overextending themselves into buying the car, the guy who really cannot afford it. That's the guy who buys Porsches, and Masserattis, and Mercs, and Audis, etc. That's the reason why you see niggers in those cars so often (with the exception of porches)
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>>28746971
lol
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>>28747159
Or I can show up with this hotknife and vibecheck her into believing its from 1954 but restored. They dont know, and they dont really care. I have had girls in 2007 Honda Fit ask me if it was a race car because its a manual, or heard people remark in my friends mazda 3 speed "I didnt know this was a lexus!" because his head units boot up screen was a lexus badge.
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>>28746309
>140,000 miles
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>>28746309
Macan a shit. Someone I know had a GTS and it would always go wrong. If you must have a 4 door Porsche get a Cayenne.
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>>28746958
Kek



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