Has your car ever gotten you a girl? Girls like a nice ride.
>>28763463Yeah, the majority of times I've ever hooked up with a girl, I've driven to her or picked her up. So my car gets me laid all the time.
You niggers better not be getting blowjobs while driving. That's distracted driving, and you're nearly as bad as those fucking fat retards who stare at their phone while driving around. Quit being negligent niggers.
>>28763495Most people don't get blowjobs anymore. You don't feel anything so most people don't bother.
>>28763501Oh yeah, I forgot about the SSRI killing everybody's sex drives.
>>28763540hehe sex drivehahaha
>>28763495Yeah that's why I've never got a blowjob while driving, only given them
>>28763544kek.I guess highschool counts? Because I had a car so had a private place to fool around.I got married before I got money so can't say aside that really.
>>28763495Shut up virgin
>>28763575Stop getting defensive and learn how to be a responsible driver you stupid fuck.
>>28763591I like the little subliminal message there. DefensiveDriver hahaha
>>28763463Yeah in highschool. It was a shitty old civic but I was one of the first guys to turn 16 and get a car so it was still impressive.
>>28763463when i was in my mid 20s i gave a girl a ride home from work. she asked me if she could smoke in my car. i told her no. a year or so later she was fired for showing up to work high on meth or pills or whatever. a year or so after that she went to jail numerous times for having/selling meth and fentanyl, etc.
>>28763463I dated an emo girl in high school and we both skipped prom because we thought it was gay. We went to an Indian burial site and she rode my cock in the back of an 06 Pontiac Bonneville. She was so fucking hot. She always said shit like “do you like that sir” when we fucked
>>28765143>that picprole tell
>>28765164Damn I would've exploded but also died laughing
>>28765308>wunk wunk
>>28763463yea i lost my v card in the backseat of my 06 crv
>>28763495I've asked before, but who is everyone talking to? EVERYONE is on their phone. Am I just a loser with no one to talk to? Should I be shit posting on /o/ while I'm driving? >>28763541lel
>>28765177>ebonics
>>28765932
>driving to work the next morning and the stank is still lingering
>>28765932>noun: prole; plural noun: proles>a member of the working class; a worker.>noun: tell; plural noun: tells>(especially in poker) an unconscious action that is thought to betray an attempted deception.read a book, you drooling fucking retard.
>>28763463I'd never reciprocate the interest of a girl who was attracted to me because she noticed I have a nice car, because I don't want anything to do with gold diggers.
I plapped a fatty in the back seat of my mom's car, fucked her against the door, and stained the door with her makeup
>>28766228if she reveals her /o/tism level upon sighting the car though...that's a keeper
>>28763463My rocket-propelled, Pearl-metallic Lincoln? No. My beater AMC Eagle w/woodgrain, that I pulled out of a fucking junkyard? Yeah. A LOT. There was something really weird about that car. People would stop me or start chatting at the gas station all the time. It was always "oh my god my family had one of those when I was a kid I remember blah, blah....". I swear girls would get wet for that thing. Maybe it was the $70 Walmart whitewalls.
>>28766233Hot. I'd like to plab my wife in the back of our car but I only have a 3 door shitbox. Got two blow jobs in the car. Once while driving on the motorway, the other while parked in a housing estate. Almost got caught the second time, came so hard.
>all of these posts and no one has saidYeah I banged your mom in the front seat of her crv last week
My gf always used to try and make me cum before we got to the highway interchange after I'd pick her up from her bfs place
>>28763463>Has your car ever gotten you a girl?Nah, but it did convince her that she should plan to install a subwoofer in her car, even if it's an under-seat unit.Even the 10-inch subwoofer under the seat is punchy enough for the job, and it turns the driver's seat into a massage chair with the right music. It may be low on power but placement makes all the difference.
>>28765929>who is everyone talking to?Women constantly jabber to each other, it's all just stream-of-consciousness surface level stuff that the other one agrees with. Lots of people just talk to Siri/Alexa/whatever other "AI" chatbot is on their device rather than typing searches.
>>28763501Hahahahahahah
>>28763463>ever got a ride in your ride?yes>Has your car ever gotten you a girl?no
>>28768525That's not always true. They talk about knitting and stuff
I'm 23 and i have never been within 2ft of a girl my age
>>28763463Oh sure, I have had hot car since I was 16, which was like 1,000 years ago. Girls like guys who can make things with their hands.
>>28772321How is that possible? You take a girl for a ride in that 800 hp beast and she will be sucking your dick in 5 minutes.Very hard to believe you can afford that ride and not get laid.
>>28763463i've had several men in my car and lots of fun with them.
>>28772321>>28772327Might have something to do with the pdi bananas then
no, my 1992 corolla gives girls the ick because it's not a modern planned obsolescence SUVnot like it matters because i'm gay
>>28772321Based MILFlover
Women don't care
>>28763463Partially. Her first time behind the wheel ever was in my manual petrol hardtop convertible. That and some other small shit was enough to have seks with her.
