Down with the bots editions>Motorcycle discussion>Carb cleaning tips>EFI cleaning tips>Never Buy New, Never Buy Used>Mirror Removal Services>Top Speed Runs>Anime Girls Riding Bikes>LeaningMEET, FIGHT and FUCK!>(New map! Email dbtmap3@gmail.com with pic of bike (hosted) and location to be added):https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1oTvWWrLIUa0wWsds9QQdGmsYzFVYnyxsProbably deadThe Links:>https://www.motocap.com.au/>https://crash.org.au/ratings.php>http://a2bikes.co.uk>https://cycle-ergo.com>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/helmetsTwist of the Wrist II: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClmFaHuJUDUSTREET SMARTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtG6MRIVtZgBakuon Link: https://nyaa.si/view/1319990FAQ: https://pastebin.com/xu560p4qREAD THE STICKY: >>23526953 Prev: >>28760699, 28762775, 28762624
This thread is ONLY for cool anonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CG56bH53jU
Made in Canadahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n68FMSRkHAo
>>28763568Quality thread, will be posting my bike shortly.
>>28763570What makes an anon cool?
>>28763659A question for the ages
>>28763659Temperature
>>28763664>>28763667Well it was fairly cold out today, but not cold enough to not go for a ride.
>>28763568Are the links safu to click on?
/adventure/
>>28763705>>28763708>>28763712jesus fucking christsome people on this website are mentally unstable
>>28763716>someone doesnt like reading ai spam>OH YOU MUST BE MENTALLY UNSTABLEbrother you are a shameless kike and you need to burn in hell, so glad we got 2 thread options now. my fucking heros baked these threads. without them, theres nothing, you are scum, remember that.
>>28763674Spooky dark forest rideDon't get kidnapped by the samsquanch
>>28763721yes actually, you are mentally unstable
>>28763721Don't reply to stuff like that
>>28763674How slippery is that?
>>28763724>just read the same shit for a year straight at all times of the dayHow about stabilize, my dick in your mouth spam tier faggot turbo kike, we got two whole threads now, it feels good, don't forget all your threads are false. Now quit shitting this real thread up and go back to your ai spam bot thread. >>28763568Thank you for your hard work based anon, you are doing the board a great service and it is a pleasure to share this space with you.
>>28763731dumbass, stop replying to the obvious bait
>>28763731seek psychiatric help
Guys?Are trikes actually dangerous?
>>28762775Thank you for your hard work and sacrifice anon, so glad we have dedicated and brave anons like you willing to risk an IP just so that we may have good clean bread. Maybe next time try it without the malware trojan link and it will be more successfull.
>>28763738Maybe the real question is, which trike is the best trike?
>>28763726You don't understand how deprived and pathetic this faggot is. A fucking year, all times of the day this dude is willing to stop what he's doing just to solve a captcha that his little script prompts him to do.
>>28763738>>28763741Wait I posted the wrong eggbowl trike video
Guys I think we need one more thread.
>saw a guy riding without gloves today>34 f outsidewhy?
>>28763748mfw knowing chamelion tranny is having a panic attack right now, 2 fucking cunts baked man im so happy, i thought i wouldnt live to see this day.
>>28763753I looked up "34 f" on google to convert it to Celsius but now I have a boner.
>>28763722That's my front yard/driveway, no sasquatches here, they get raped and shot just like cops do.>>28763728It's mostly just black ice, so pretty slippery. I'm also on like 50 year old tires that are hard as rocks, but easy does it.
>>28763761>no sasquatches here, they get raped and shot just like cops do.
you know its a schizo spam thread when theyre posting meaningless gifs and images and replying to themselves, again
I love being schizophrenic
>>28763568REAL ORTHODOX THREAD>>28763692>>28763692>>28763692
I was looking through the ole /dbt/ archives and found this chadfe pic.Whatever happened to that guy?
>>28763780motherfucker you spent a fucking year on the computer copypasting the same shit, kys and fuck off to your bot thread, lonely, desperate shamelss, faggot>>28763568brother seeing that your work has this faggot filling out the form, seething across multiple threads, replying to himself has me absolutely euphoric right now. its really not over, not yet. this thread and knowing you exist is pure life fuel.
>>28763790meds.
>>28763785>B-B-BUT MY SPAM THREAD BROS!!!!Lmao @ your life bro holy shit I'm dead >>28763568My hero, our savior, without you there's nothing.
>>28763785threads stale buddy, not impressed.
Guys...motorcycles
What qualifies someone to bake, I reckon I could make a good thread but I'm uncertain if a possess the qualifications required for this role. I have a bike and I've been here for a few years, what else do I need?
>>28763783>SUZUKIbased
>>28763805paranoid schizophrenia
>>28763805Now would be the perfect opportunity to try it out.Find a cool image, and make it.
>>28763805youre qualified, whenever we get to 300 posts just bake a thread that you think is good. its the right and moral thing to do, DO NOT let the AI bots win. pleasure to share the battlefi- i mean board with you soldier.
>>28763748THIS is the true white man's chariot. My God. I hope that dude lived because holy shit that'd be a trip to see in person.
Quick question: Who makes the largest single cylinder motorcycle engine? Originally, I was looking at a Suzuki Boulevard S40 a few years back, but they don't seem to make them anymore.
>>28763913google it
>>28763913I think yamaha has a big ass 700cc in a dual sport from the 90s
>>28763913
>>28763913Why do you want a big thumper? To tickle your bum bum?
>>28763568my throttle cables are locked up from the cold, been 15F all week, can't even twist the throttle
after eight years of riding, i finally had my first crash, /dbt/. i rode into a curb and broke a fork seal. how much is this gonna cost me, you guys? also, now something is squeaking on the bike when I roll it...wtf else could that be?
>>28763999Post pics
>>28763928Why don't they make this anymore?
>>28764010800cc single vibrates your junk too hard and makes you infertile.
>>28763786He rode that w800 like a heltik cunt so he's probably dead now.
>>28764003The site won't let me post pics. The bike looks the same besides scuffs on the cowling and the oil slowly dripping out of it.
schizosister general lol
>>28764040take your browser out of incognito mode
>>28764010Too based for further productionhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/QucZHRWaTl8
>>28764097i just dont get this poser shitgetting a rally bike and fully kitting it outjust to have 30 year old tyres on itand only ever ride it in the townhe may as well have a scooterwaste of that beautiful girls potential
>>28764097Why did suzuki give it a split exhaust if its a single?
>>28764103They don't make em kike that anymore it has to be preserved.
>>28764105Larger singles often have multiple spark plugs and multiple exhausts. 4 valves per cylinder and such
>>28764103Probably because getting parts is a pain in the ass.Anyways calling it a rally bike is uhh...cause mostly they were used for commuting.
>>28764107at least preserve it with some tyres that wont kill you and the bike in a crash
>>28764112Lol those tires look fine what's wrong with them?
This could be YOU
>>28764119they look old, and the rear looks worn af
>>28764108Is this because the single spark isn't enough to move the piston or what?
>>28764124I dunno, even the dr650 has two spark plugs.
>>28764124Flame kernel has to travel a further distance in a bigger bire so to get more complete combustion they ignite the fuel mixture in 2 places.
>>28764123I dunno man, they just look like regular 75/25 tires to me.
>>28764083
>>28764121not possible, I have hairI only bald when I shave myself for cancer kids
>>28764133Wow how noble. What's a good bike to start on?
>>28764132might need a better pic, with a bit of lightalso what bike you riding?
>>28764133>I only bald
>>28764138A large single cylinder dual sport from the 90s.
>>28764132Okay that's enough
>>28764138I mean, the Suzuki Boulevard is pretty good
>>28764138mt07
>>28764138NTA, CB300R, Rebel 300, CB500R, Rebel 500, NX500, Meteor 350, Himmy 411 or 450, Duke 390. Ninja 250, 300, 400, 500.
>>28764151>>28764157I only take advice from men who sacrifice themselves for the good of others. I won't be buying any of the bikes you have recommended, sorry.
>>28764157>no mention of the best beginner bike of all time the Suzuki GS500.fail>>28764158How much sacrifice you lookin for? Buy a GS500.
>>28764163>his hands are so manly>his hair is so golden and silky smoothneat!
>>28764140I'm sorry for your loss (of hair)Although I do enjoy making one of my coworkers seethe when I donate, he's 28 and looks like George Costanza. Every time I come to work for a month he just hides in the opposite end of the office avoiding me. He came up to make fun of my widows peak and I got pulled by my boss after I asked where his went
>>28764163Nice watch and nice baik, I wouldn't reccomend it as it doesn't come new and not with ABS, I'd thought of recommending DR4Z-SM but its way too expensive for a first bike.
>>28764175You don't need ABS and new bikes (except the DR650) don't even have carburetors so how can they be better?
>>28764163How come your knuckles are hurt?
>>28764176I might not need it, but I'd not recommend a new bike without ABS and without FE. I want them to ride not tinker with their carbs.
>>28764177fucken crashed bud>>28764193wrenching is half the fun of owning a bike
got another bike
>>28764201Looks hurt, you gonna heal it?
>>28764215im going to change the oil and put brake pads on it
>>28763733How old is this? How come I've never seen this bike posted?
>>28764257>How come I've never seen this bike postedYou really wanna know?
>>28763913>Quick question: Who makes the largest single cylinder motorcycle engine? Pretty big, 660cc 7k max rpm
>>28763999>>28764040I don't know hard you hit the curb, but just check the alignment and make sure no wheels or forks are warped. If those are okay, then you probably just need to replace the fork seals. It's usually $200 or $300 to have a shop do it for you.
>>28764215Gonna be a lot of bandaids
I found some little snow drifts to try and plow through. This is so much fun but you REALLY have to keep up your momentum.
>>28764313>halogenreally based
>>28764317HYB! Fuck LED conversions, ain't got no S O V L if you ask me. I WILL hit that deer after dark and I WILL fill my freezer with 10months worth of meat.Nothing like the beautiful glow of an incandescent cockpit and watching all the lights flicker because I put my heated grips on max.
>>28763748Does anybody have pictures of the 2 and 3 bike chariots they used to race in the 30s?
>>28764324
SNOW THREAD
Should women be allowed to ride?
>>28764380doesnt happen in japan
>>28764419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw64LFIhaAsWhat doesn't happen in Japan?
How many threads are there are you guys fucking nuts?
we needs flags and ids more then ever
>>28764438I think we need at least 3 more threads.
>>28763913MT-03 660cc single
Every day I thank god I bought an inline four and didn’t settle for a parallel twin like everyone else. God I fucking love inline fours
400cc 4 cylinder bikes don't make any sense
>>28764504>240kg>12L tank>Suzuki
>>28764510Steel frame BABYYYYYBut yeah they need to double that tank size.
>>28764530That doesn't look like a steel frame for some reason
>XSR125" Wins Grand Prize at Japan Motorcycle of the Year 2025!>pajeets are getting a 155cc versions>pajeets are seething because they thinks it's not good enough for them
>>28764507>700cc setting lower trap times than a 400not a good look.
>>28764536Huh, I just looked it up and it's actually an aluminum frame. How the fuck did they pack so much weight in then I wonder.
>>28764540Anon are you stupid?
>>28764541>he didn't know what his bike's frame was made of
>>28764544Well bitch the old GSXS were steel frames and the katana was based on the new gsxs1000 so it was a valid guess
>>28764504let's say I don't want it to be heavy (katana) and I don't want it to consume oil (cbr600rr) what is the right 4 cylinder bike for me?
>>28764544When did I say I owned any of those
YAMAHA
>>28764547cbr600rr eats oil? I’ve never heard that. If you’re concerned about engine longevity just get a street oriented one like a Z900(RS) or an FZ1Also>heavy like the katanaIt’s 474lbs wet, are you looking at the original 80’s katana?Do you have a bike anon?
>frame made out of tin cans>drop it once from a standstill and the fairings explode>pegs shear off>forks misaligned permanentlyNo thanks I'm good
>>28764547>consume oil (cbr600rr)this doesn't happen
>>28764554>cbr600rr eats oil? Yes it does, you can Google it. 500ml per 1k km is considered normal by Honda. >Do you have a bike anon?I've ridden a quad when I was a kid.
>>28764563Oil consumption in a Honda CBR600RR can be a normal part of engine operation, but some 2024-2025 models are experiencing unusually high consumption, which many owners consider excessive. Honda considers an oil consumption rate of around 400-500ml per 1000 km (approx. 1 liter per 1000 miles) to be normal for certain models, but owners often report this as a concern.
HYB HYB https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3aJZh-xu-ysHELL YEAH BROTHERHELLUVA YAMAHA BIKE
>>28764580>undertail exhoost R9aaaaaaaaaaaagh I'm gonnna I'm gonnnna aaaaaaa
Poasted yesterday and no yous. GS is an awesome upgrade from the good old 310. I don't feel tired after the ride. I love it, my friend can't take a picture to save his life.
>>28764592Sir, how are you planning to maintain the GS in Indian? What are you rich?
>>28764569>I’ve ridden a quad when I was a kidWait before you put a leg over an inline four. They’re better if you know how to ride first otherwise you’ll just be a highway warrior
>>28764595I'm not rich or anything, but I think I can take care of it. I would've gone with transalp or vstrom 800 if it came with tubeless rims.
Tubeless rims and cruise control.
Thought I found a waifu but turns out even an internet waifu has someone. Fuck this life.
>>28764609My friend, there are like hundrends of waifu bikers on YT. https://youtu.be/gjQNiYc0gl4?t=1223
>>28764628But do they have cute voice?
>>28764580holy sheeeettt
>>28764629Of course this one can also play the flute https://youtu.be/4_NtNRqvNTA?t=542
You should really watch this one about that japanese bike collector:https://youtu.be/-wX42LvXD_U
>>28764650People dropping their expensive ass bikes will never not make me laugh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYjfyqN4eykCall it sour grapes or whatever, but I stopped caring about how pristine my vehicles were after Tow Mater told me that every dent and scratch is a memory.
>>28764734I keep forgetting that the Goldwing is a 6 cyl. Even if Honda sells a V4 or an I6, I probably won't be able to buy the bike new.
https://voca.ro/1bEohaHhtxPI>reflections on all these threads
>>28764762Why not? The new GoldWing looks sweet in the anniversary livery
>>28764776OH YEAH WELL I THINK YOU'RE GAY
There should be a bike similar to goldwing but for a based solo rider.
>>28764794Just use the rear seat for a duffle bag.
>>28764796No, put you stuff inside all that storage and move pack seat rest forward to get a perfect solo tourer. Manufacturers are just retarded by trying to fit everyone at the same time but noone in particular.
>>28764794anyone who wants a comfy bike should drive a car instead
>>28764802Email Corbin n-Oh waithttps://www.corbin.com/honda/h18gwsmug.shtmlThey already did that
>>28764806No, they didn't. They just removed the whole top storage all together with the back rest.
>>28764782CODE RED CODE REDSHOOMER HAS BEEN APPHREHENDED AND DETAINES BY THE JANNIESWEMBO RECORDING OF HIS INTERROGATION:::https://voca.ro/17hrTut44H3g
>>28764808They literally made a trunk where the rear seat was.What you're asking for is basically >>28764530
>>28764812Please never change.
>>28764812RESIST AND PISShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ENMpzR54us
>>28764812Yamaha p-twins are great tho
>>28764818>what is thisThe aftermath of the 2026 revolution>>28764765^the original battle narrative, before the narrator guy betrayd me for becomming a doctor evil
>>28764816I'm not asking, I'm saying how it has to be done. And I've shown exactly how, it's not on your retarded images.
>>28764828>And I've shown exactly howNo you haven't. and you post like a third worlder
This is the 3rd time I've taken my wheels off to get new tires mounted. The first time there was a demon in my head saying "no, you faggot, you forgot a spacer. it rolled somewhere you cant see it. You cant wrench and you cant ride and you're gonna die when you get this shit up to 88mph"That demon goes away eventually right
>>28764831nope
>>28764824Try an MT-07 or XSR900 and you'll see, take the blue pill.
>>28764837Ive already ridden the piss and a yammer, two yammersIm trying to wage revolutionary war against globohono here guy, WHAT DONT YU GET??
At what point you decide to go for pisstwin like mt07 when there's i4 available? What are the reasons?
>>28764844yammer twin isn't like just a twin
>>28764844Some buganons will never understand the war
>>28764852>when there's i4 availableName one good 4 cylinder for the price of the MT7 I'll wait
>>28764869>2025 US MSRP: Starting at $8,599.I can name 30+ better i4 bikes for 1/4 of that price.
>>28764872from this decade
>>28764880gsxs
>>28764872ur fucking joking lmfao, mt07 would smoke this heavy piece of shit any day XDDD
>>28764882>discontinued 3 years ago Try again.
>>28764887You didn't say new bike you retarded faggot.Then you moved the goalpost to this decadeThen you moved the goalpost to currently available.>>28764886He didn't say faster. He said a good i4 for the price of the MT7New bikes are for faggots and you retards prove it.
>>28764869SV650XJ6CB650Z800GSXSFZ8 Still have not seen at least one reason to go piss twin instead one of those.
>>28764869>for the pricePTwins are cheap because they're junk
He is probably from Europe. Our normies love MT-07 for no reasons. I assume it was forced on social media by local normie "stars" or something. Same shit was with Svartpillen.
>>28764900At least the Husky has some unique style to it.
>>28764900because mt07's are good, social media rotted ur brain away lil broski. post ur bike
Holy shit look at this legend gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCoxWJb5OEo
>>28764895>SV65025yo tech>XJ6old>CB650made in Thailand, shit vibrating engine>Z800ugly, newest one is 10 years old and it's a Kawasaki>GSXSugly as sin >FZ8old
>>28764908Calling any other bike ugly while talking about the MT7 is crazy.
>>28764911MT-07 is like Mona Lisa of bikes.
>>28764913Fucking delusional. You have to have a bugbrain to find that attractive.Oh look they even included the massive turd of a cat sticking out the bottom in that image.
>>28764913mt07 is the most retarded normie bike in western countriesif you see picrel getting a bike it's going to be mt07basically trash for plebs to enjoy
>>28764915>metal square tube instead of swingarm>blacked pipes>attractiveNice custom
>>28764869That's like saying "name one good hammer-fired DA/SA for the price of the Glock I'll wait". You missed the point, it wasn't ever supposed to be good. It was supposed to be cheap and easily manufactured. I would suggest that making you feel like the "winner" here is the real feat. Your dysgenic offspring are gonna be posting pretty soon some shit like>Name one good cut of beef for the price of the crickets that sustain my pathetic organic processes.Because all you are is a fucking battery.
None of this answers the question why new bikes don't have full sized tails anymore?Why are we forced to suffer with 2 inch long rear seats that can't even hold a milkcrate?
>>28764932XSR700
>>28764933I dunno man, bikes like that just use the old trick of>make it look like a bench seat so you can't tell how short the rear seat really isY'know what I mean? I can tell because of the distance between the end of the rear seat and the end of the rear wheel.
I'm no bike, what seat is more comfortable for long rides - a long bench like on Tenere 700 or a cacoon for ass like on the pic?
>>28764940The more it looks like a harley, to more comfortable it's going to be
>>28764954I thought so, but why then Rebel 500 is considered so uncomfortable? People say your ass is basically falling off after 100 km.
>>28764959Rebel is just a really small bike. If you're a 5'5" woman I'm sure it's great. Even the 1100 looks kind of small, but then again so are those Indian Scouts. Difference being that the new Scouts utterly FUCKING RIP like in a nonsensical manner. I would absolutely love one of those as a city bike, about time somebody built a water cooled V-twin that winds out to 10k and looks cool, except the leaf blower. Makes me want to try one of the new RevMax harleys. Because cruiser bois we are back. Not that we every left. But this is being so fucking back, the absolute most back we have ever been. We have never been more back than we are now, not even more than the time we were here before.
>>28764969I don't have moneys for indians etc. I just saw rebel 500 is being recommended as a beginner bike a lot but I'd like to ride for long distance as well which won't work.
>>28763999Is the axle snapped on one side?
>>28764103>just to have 30 year old tyres on itHow can you tell the tires are elderly? What are you looking at?t. replaced the 2011 tires that came on mine recently.
bikes are very expensive and not really reliable
>>28764908>25yo techWhy's it always the biggest wrenchlets bitching about technology, I bet if they put a I pad on it all of the sudden it would be modern even if they didn't touch the engine lol
>>28764863Cute fox girl
>>28764994I'm talking about brakes and forks
>>28765001What's wrong with their brakes and forks?
>>28765003Needs rambo brakes and led RGB forks
>>28765005Rambo brakes? RGB forks?You get twin drums and leading link front suspension, good luck
>>28765006Wuh-wuh-where does the I pad go???
>>28765008Into your pocket I guess.God damn leading links are so sexy, I want them on my bike, but they're fairly unstable when riding solo.
>>28765003this cheap piece of shit needs radial calipers and inverted forks
>>28764990>not really reliablenothing personal, kid
>>28765010HOL UP*picks the most customizable bike on earth*SO WHAT CHU SAYIN IS*bitches about stock equipment*WE SUM*orders gizmo on scamazon*WE BE FINNA *logs into snapchop* idk where I'm going with this
its cold out
>>28765018Based sex haver
>>28765022what’s up bruther you excited for Christmas?
>>28765018No it ain't, it's above freezing and raining, fuck this nigger shit
>>287650317F right now here, I just don’t have what it takes. Too soft I guess
I'm trying to induce schizophrenia by smoking shitloads of weed
>>28765049You will never achieve shoomer status.
>>28765049Honda Yamaha and Suzuki were born in Shizuoka. Which one do you prefer?
>>28765057why would you not even mention kawasaki??
>>28765061It's from Hyōgo Prefecture
>>28764328tzr twink posted this 2 years agowhere are you 2smoke2twink?!
>>28764504too bad its tank is smaller than a kittens bladder even harleys can ride for longer between fuel stops>>28764547le forced cbr oil memeshut up goober
Anons I really want new CB with E-clutch but I'm poor. Should I just wait?
>>28765069>le forced cbr oil memeLmao just Google it, it's everywhere. from left to right>oil burn 500ml/1000km, 13 years old bike>nothing wrong with the bike, looks beautiful, shiny frame>2nd recall, made in Malaysia
>>28765074If you have issues with a honda product its probably because you are black.
>>28764987the style and wear
>>28765079COPESEETHEDILATE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xO62-0IBMQ
i HATE yamaha r7
Is there info where was Suzuki Vstrom DL650 produced?
>>28765110this is a question for google. Lurk moar befoar poasting next time. Japan.
>>28765081He's like 75 years old and he's leaning more than those american kids from YT on fancy bikes
These threads are just the same 3 trannys posting other people’s bikes over and over. Never will I post my bike here again
>>28765135good thing there are like 5 other dbt threads rn you can post youre bike anywhere
>>28765158I should bake a shoomer thread, only nobikes allowed, no bike owners, and after i make the thread it remains my 1pbtid and i just ghost them all and we contain all the nobikes there in nobike prison for at least a day: but for them itll seem like an eternity because theyre no ikes and have never gone fast in their lifeReally good idea, i should do it, what do you think, xister(s)?
>>28764919you have pictures of teenage bois on your harddrive so that you can make an argument about how a beloved motorcycle is "MUH HECKIN BAD"
>>28765367this one was found by googling "broccoli haircut"
posting in the le hecking unorthodox thread
3 threads and theyre all fucking deadwell done
An ad for Chinabike appeared on my facebook feed. Are they even worth considering? The company Is QJ Motor
>>28764972You can tour on anything.Just find a bike for sale that connects with you and make it work.
>>28765168>should bake a shoomer threadYea you really should
>>28765168please bake a shoomer thread
Hey guys. It's been a while. What's happening?
>>28765504That Kawasaki looks sex>What's happening?chaos
>>28765396
>>28765510Nice DR. Snow is fun, sadly don't get much here.
>>28765521HYB!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9sV1ord1oAWhat kind of bike is that? Do you live in Euroland or something?
>>28765504anons have had enough
>>28765530Kawa KLE500 and yeah, yuropoor. Still early, though. There's still a chance of a snow day between now and March.>>28765533We sure have.
>>28765539>KLE500Ebin. I always have my eye out for an old DR650RS, but I don't even know if they were sold here in Canada.I love old dualsports with the small fairings.Yurop looks fun to ride in.
>>28765577>Yurop looks fun to ride in.Offroading is banned. You can still do that in eastern/southern europe mostly outside of EU, but you risk having your tires or throat cut by placed shards on the ground or invisible wire between the trees.
>>28765602>invisible wire between the trees.bro what the fuckk i thought you guys were all sophisticated and shit in eurabia this seems like some burger spec shit.
>>28765613>sophisticated and shit>eastern/southern europeHuh?
should I? I've never seen one of these in my life. I think it's a grey import.
>>28765639shit forgot pic
>>28765642looks cool
>>28763581Damn, RCMP on suicidewatchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irs7mqmAWeo
>>28765602>or invisible wire between the treesYeah I remember hearing a lot of that in the 00s and how people were getting decapitated and shit.The boomer mind really amazes me>yeah let's kill some kid or guy because he took his dirtbike on my propery.
>>28765655>the police are chasing us bro>really they are>just believe me bro you've got to be indian to believe this shit or find it remotely entertaining lmfao jesus christ it really is winter holiday season for kids isnt it rolling in the deep?more likeredditor the jeet
>>28765672Are you a member of the RCMP or something? The cops are literally chasing them at the start of the video
>>28765674cop literally stops "chasing" after he does his first drag and is just following himthen the video cuts to him just speeding thru traffic with 0 relation to the "police chase"if youre too retarded to notice the clear and obvious cut @ 0:59 idk what to tell you other than youre a jeet
>>28765680>and is just following himYou have to be the dumbest nigger on planet earth>NOOO THE COPS AREN'T CHASING HIM THEY'RE JUST FOLLOWING HIM AT SPEED WITH THEIR LIGHTS AND SIRENS ON!!!!
>>28765680Everyone noticed the cut. The cut doesn't have to matter because he was literally running from the police for half the video.Is this your first time watching a youtube video?
>>28765682yes, thats quite literally what they're trained to do, retard?clear the road to reduce risk, because a ford explorer cant keep pace with a leaderbike>>28765686thanks for the double reply, you made it very subtle by doing it at exactly your timer
>>28765680>if youre too retarded to notice the clear and obvious cut @ 0:59 idk what to tell you other than youre a jeetlmao he obviously cut it there to match the song. The only jeet here is you
he's rattled
>>28765672>>just believe me broDid you even watch the video?
>>28765692>got this man typing up a stormkekkin, LMAOING actually even
>your honor, the police were not chasing me, they were merely following me and escorting me through traffic
>>28765694incredible chase speeds of 50kph followed by 1 pullthen slowing down for the cop to "catch" him then a cut to unrelated footage only an indian would find an AMV(adele music video) entertaining in the year 2025 of our lord>>28765697Yes, thats how modern bike "chases" work in just about every developed nation, except the great state of Georgia where the GSP will pibble you
>>28765699arkensauce is brutal too
>>28765699What kind of dumbass defines a chase by speed?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvqO2f7ptSMYou can be on foot doing 3kph and it's still a chase you dummy
>>28765699>incredible chase speeds of 50kphSo it IS a chase
>>28765701>>28765702oof, another double reply, right on the timer
>>28765703Are you the same schizo that was shitting up the other thread?
>yea i be runnin from these cops>ON FOOT!!!390 trannys back
>>28765704are you?or do I have to wait another minute for you to change theme and post and change the [X] (You)?
ngl frfr, running away from the cops and then pretending to be a badass is cringe
>>28765672>>the police are chasing us bro>>just believe me broThe police were literally chasing him in the videoWhat am I missing?
>>28765707if you actually run away its based and not cringe, on foot or on the bike, seethe
>>28765710>>>/reddit.com_I_am_a_badass/
>>28765712listen, its something most men will never do, it takes a lack of inhibition and a very high testosterone level, both are things you will never have. so you can call it reddit all you want but it doesnt change the fact you will NEVER, ever, not in a million years do it or a thousand lifetimes, no amount of HRT test boosters could get you to that level.
reddit /r/ 4chan niggers be like>they chasin he >he chasered >them be chaserhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/IK7GOYOoaPsyou have to be 18 years old to post here
GuysI'm gonna say itI think running away from the police cool
>>28765716FUCKKK I FUCKED UP I FORGOT TO PUT "IS" COOL NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO THINK I'M ESL AND BROWN!!!
So what's gonna happen at 300 posts are we gonna get another thread or what?
>>28763913KTM makes a 693 cc engine
>>28765716jeet detected
390 tranny cantwheelie how’s your shoulder doing
>>28765741I'M NOT A SHITSKIN I'M WHITE I SWEARRRRRRR
>>28765732if we do, we just report it, then migrate to one of the already existing threads
>>28765732Let's make two more threads>>28765744Faggot
>>28764103What kind of bike is non-poser? If he had a sport bike but didn't track it, would he still be a poser?
>>28765692Thats a good pic for the shoomer next thread dbt meta thread where we kick all the bots out by posting just our favorite screen caps of 2025, the schizo spectale of snowballing into a new dbt for 2026 snowban edishionThanks your welcomeI am posting this one, therefore i am
>>28765747nah thats pretty par for the course, most sports bikes never see a track in their lifebut having an 80s dualsport is probably one of the most hipster bikes you can own (not counting esoteric coffee table shit like a janus)theres some britshit youtuber whos like 6'4 and fully restored a 750 africatwin, but had to put 2 liftkits on it, thats poser shit too
>>28765752>where we kick all the bots outLets GOOOOOOOOKKOOOOHHH
>>28765743Cute :3
>>28765751
>>28765744Not based>>28765745Really based
>>28765754I’d say all adv are poser but then again I may just not understand the demographic or use-case
>>28765769>>28765772>eye thingwhat does this mean?
Baking ShoomerThread™, standby
>>28763692>>28763692>>28763692migrate
>>28765790Let's see Paul Shoomer's thread
OHHH NOOO-
>>28765787>>28765791Bro what the fuck i was 85% done and then the window crashes?Never in my life has 4chan done this what the fuck i kid you not guy
>>28765797Oven crashedGet baking again.I have a back up thread baking too just in case
>>28765796Im pretty sure the jannie just filtered me from posting, i was less than 100 seconds from the post timer and i had the image and everything cooked with original content do not fucking stealAnd then my window crashed?Never ever has that happened my entirety of owning this device and being online here
>>28765802You are jannie target #1They are using Swordfish hacking techniques against you
>>28765802are you still going to bake?
>>28765804Fuck me fr?Peace im liquidating my devicesSo long bros, selling the bikes now tooIts fucking over
>>28765805Ill have to wait a few days, the ai takeover arc of ShoomerLore has now been deposed of and i no longer have the moment of inspiration sadly and all the words chosen for the task of a fun bake are NUKED and thats what i fucking deserve i guess, crazy
>>28765813noooooO!Is this a shoomerslumber?
>>28765816you killed dbt
>>28765816Im waiting for the time machine pills to kick in, i finally took my meds, so youre going to have to cross reference timelines between the four threads and this reality/threadI was hacked out of existence on this timeline, the bake was supposed to trigger the tripwire code kill phrase of my globohomo dungeon where they waterboarding me as per the reenactment: >>28764812Now the >>28764765 is the proper timelineAHHHHHTHE TIME MACHINE PILLS ARE KICKING IN
>>28765790False tranny thread
>>28765826you killed dbt
>>28765847>TIME MACHINE PILLS RETURNING TO BASELINETIME MACHINE PILLS RETURNING TO BASELINE>TIME MACHINE PILLS RETURNING TO BASELINE>>28765826>>28765847>>28765816(((You))) killed dbt>TIME MACHINE PILLS SLOPPY SECONDSTIME MACHINE PILLS SLOPPY SECONDS???>YES, TIME MACHINE PILLS SLOPPY SECONDSAHHHHHHHHHHHH, NOT AGAINAGHHHHHHHHHH
found the new REAL thread, doesnt look like any AI chatbots were involved>>28765815>>28765815>>28765815>>28765815
>>28764158Lmao top goyim award nominee
