God FUCKING dammit dude, I was just trying to jump start my lawnmower with my truck. I was using an AI to make sure I was doing things correctly and it warned me to make sure my truck wasn't running while I tried to jump the mower so I turned it off and now both batteries are dead my truck won't start either.I fucking god damn knew I shouldn't turn my truck off for this bullshit, stupid fucking piece of shit AI scared me into fucking turning my truck off and fucked me. I fucking hate billionaires, I hate corporations, I hate AI, I hate the anti-christ!! I am going to fucking murder the CEO of Google if they don't reimburse me for damages and lost wages. Yes this is a threat.
Anyway how do I recharge my truck battery? Do I just have to get a jump/ride to the parts store to recharge/replace my fucking battery? AHHHHHHHHH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IM 28 FUCKING YEARS OLD WHY DID I LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING AI INSTEAD OF MY OWN SELF!!! AHHHHHH FUCK!!!
>>28765479>>28765474Part of the problem might be that you’re laying both clamps on a metal mower body. If the other end is connected to your truck battery, that’s no good.Keep trying. Better luck next time. Call your girlfriend’s boyfriend and ask him to jump the truck if the battery isn’t rekt,
>>28765474>I was using an AIThere's your first fucking mistake, retard. ChatGPT is not your friend, nor does it know how to do anything. The only thing it "knows" is what the most common next word in a sentence is.
>>28765474If you really have to use AI form something important then ask four different ones the question and make sure they all align
>>28765474>start engine>connect both batteries to each other>try and start dead battery, if it doesn't start, wait 15 minute and try againIt's literally 3 steps.
>>28765474Oh you'll do nothing
bro shorted the truck battery
>>28765474wrenchlet, just sell the truck and get a civic SUV this lifestyle isn't for you
>I was using an AIGive this man a Darwin award. You deserved this.
>>28765474You're a stupid fucking moron that shouldn't be allowed to have a driver's license. It's literally three steps, how are you too retarded to figure that out? Maybe if you had used your brain for 3 seconds instead of asking daddy AI, you could have come to the conclusion that the alternator actively charging the system would be a good thing for what you're trying to do. Take the clamps off and fire the truck back up, you probably just killed/shorted the clamps and there isn't enough juice for the starter. If the truck battery is actually dead, go buy a cheap plug in battery charger or a jump box or something. You stupid faggot. I hope this is bait.
>>28765479Just put in rice for about 6-7 hours and it'll be good as new.
>>28765749We can only hope he'll nominate himself one day.
>>28765516Yeah but what if we took all the correct answers to questions that people have posted on the internet and put them into a machine that jumbles them up just enough that you can't rely on it to ever get anything right
>>28765479You can recharge a battery by using a battery recharger if your battery is rechargeable via a battery rechargerSteps include:•connections the battery to the battery recharger•recharging the battery
>>28765474A thread died for this
>>28765993With the power on or off?
>>28765474truck niggers are a blessing
>>28765474>I'm retarded and did some retard shit, clearly this is everyone's fault but my ownvery brown post
>>28766019You need to turn the battery off before charging the battery. Charging the battery while it is charging the battery while it is on can damage the battery.
>>28766093Then how does the charger know the status of the battery if it's not switched on to know when to charge?
jumping a battery is something that you can google and find answers for very quickly. this is what you get for resorting to AI the moment you come across minor trivial problems in your life.
4chins has fallen so low to fall to bite such a dogshit irony thread and take it seriously it's crazy every few months I come by I feel like Nero/SAGE
>>28765516>>28765749>UHH DA AI IS DA BAD HURRDURR >being so retarded you actually fall for this obvious b8. You guys are so fucking stupid. Like seriously how the fuck do you 60iq retards function on a daily basis. Does most of your day consist of reminding yourself to breathe? Are you even able to walk and breathe at the same time or is that too much cognitive load for you? Do you just go around pointing out obvious mistakes in ads like "IM SO SMART I FOUND MIZTAKE IN DA AD" as if the engagement bait wasnt the entire point. You're pathetic, your existence disgusts me, you're a useless sack of retarded shit and you serve no purpose in society, nor will you ever serve a purpose other than being a sack of flesh to do menial tasks. I'd tell you to kill yourself but you would probably fuck that up too.
>>28766267>he watches ads in 2025+1>calls anyone else a retardshiggy
>>28766267Someone drank the koolaid.
>>28765474No way you ran your truck battery all the way down doing that. Take the jumers n shit off your truck and get somebody to get inside and hold the key in "start" position - then wiggle the truck battery cables around. It is safe to use one hand on one cable and other hand on other cable = 12V isn't noticeable - but no ring bracelets or shit. It'll start.
>>28767508AI said that's dangerous.
>>28765474Don't blame the AI, you fucked up when you failed to learn how electricity works
>>28769584Learn from whom? Nobody knows how electricity works in the first place
>>287662679 times out of 10 for technical information AI will read the wrong shit and tell you to do things that do not work or will damage things. Read the fucking source and think for yourself you mentally-crippled freak.
>>28765740you cant short a battery you fucking 2 digit iq dumb fuck
click blue arrow.hide thread.ez
>>28769629Most functioning humans learned how a DC electric circuit is constructed in 4th grade. You don't need to know the physical laws at work to wire a circuit, and you should have learned those physical laws in highschool.
>>28765479>I tried to jumpstart it>How do you charge a batteryIt's fucked dude your gonna need a new truck
