You don't need a sports car. You don't even do sports car things, you just drive it to the mall and back. You're just buying a fast car to compensate for your small penis.
>>28768685You don't need a truck.You don't even do truck things, you just drive it to the mall and back.You're just buying a big truck to compensate for your small penis.
This is only semi trueIm a khhv and i own a sports car to make my life better That being said my pp isn't really "small," its 6" and 6.5" if i dont watch porn for a month
>>28768685>needHoly fuck I hate commies so much. I have my car because I enjoy driving it and I can afford it. You don't need Funko pops or estrogen either you mouth breathing loser
>>28768685>you just drive it to the mall and back. Is this what Zoomers think millennials do?Who the hell goes to a Mall?
>>28768700>Is this what Zoomers think millennials do?No we don't. We think you're going to buy a shotgun at the gun store to blow your brains out after your daddy stopped talking to you because you came out as bisexual. Total Millennial Death
actually i require everything i use or own to be as good or better than my penis which is so large women tell me that they want to stop being a whore and marry me
>>28768685>needIf you want to have only what you need, just go to prison.
>>28768712>Corvette not a sports car, you're clear
>>28768685A sports car is a normal car but made to be fun to drive, why wouldn't you drive one or something cool, is your life that boring. Do you think in your 60's you are going think boy I'm sure glad I drove a minivan all this time.
>>28768685You don't need a car.You don't even do car things, you can just ride the bus.You're just buying a car to compensate for your small penis.
this is the greatest thread on /o/, someone get pikafag and weeblet/wrenchletfag in here and it'll be the GOAT
OP is a faggot
>>28768685>toLOL this is the truth
>>28768705t. member of the gayest generation
>>28769064They're also the most pilled noticer generation. Very very interesting dichotomy in zoomers between straight up natsocs and gay race communists. Im excited to see how this turns out
>>28769079>most brainrotted terminally generation with no friends is the most susceptible to memebrained extremist propagandasay it ain't so.
>>28769089Except half of them are right
>>28769094sure thing bud. I hope you touch grass one day.
>>28769100Im 30 years old with a career and a family, but ok
>>28768685okay? why do you care so much about other people's cars and/or dicks?and why is that the first thing to come to mind when talking about what car a man drives? Is it fair to say women drive giant SUV's to compensate for a cavernous, smelly cunt?
>>28769105doesn't mean you're not cooked.
>>28769113Idk, im pretty comfortable.
>>28768685>Buy sports car because want it>Have job that can afford it>Buy itThat was easy
>>28768693Sports cars are at least fun to drive.Trucks are purely for trying to look tough.
>live in city >walk to work and all stores I need>own a car strictly for getting out of the city to drive coastal roads and go camping/hikingWrong, suburb cuck. The only reason I own a car is for the enjoyment of driving.
>>28768685What if every sports car I like is substantially smaller, less powerful, and worse handling than my sedan? Not sure if it's relevant but if anything my dick is much too large.
>>28768685I don't need anything but food and water. Doesn't mean I'll live like a peasant.
i need my cars just like you need that enrique iglesias poster
>>28769011don't forget challyanon and the dodge magnum fart guy
>>28769089>the center does fuck all except when it comes to israel and then they'll move mountains>hand-wringing bimbo wonders why everyone is moving away from the centerGee, it's a head-scratcher
>>28769153>yet another brainrotted zoomer doesn't realize he's bought into the controlled opposition ideology used to discredit anyone against the status quoembarassing post. now go back.
>>28769210What are you suggesting exactly?
>>28769211stop being so easily fucking influenced.
>>28769263And to what end? If you're suggesting both sides of the ideological spectrum are controlled opposition, that must mean there is a position that isnt controlled. So whats your solution? And if it translates to do-nothing-because-they-want-you-to-fight cuckoldry I will rape your mother
>>28768685But I drive my shitbox like a sports car and still manage to knock 10+ mins off most routes>t. Beat up 15 year old civic gang
>>28769272>spoonfeed me my ideology!I'm not a propagandist or a shill. I'm not here to prescribe what to do or how to think. I just like to call out contrarians who think they're high IQ only to parrot the same exact convenient and predictable narratives as all the other "free thinkers". the fact that you just referred to "both sides" of a spectrum already tells me everything I need to know. if you want to do something go read, go make your local community better, go outside, go talk to random people who probably agree with you 99% on a fundamental level but you've been told they're the enemy.
>>28769305Reads like enlightened centrist reddit babble with nothing to say
>>28769321>everything I don't like is reddit!I've been here since years before this place became reddit. keep telling yourself I'm the enemy while you get more and more isolated and cooked. have fun with your purity spiral I guess.
>>28769324You're still not saying anything
>>28768685You can't afford a sports car.You can't even do car things, you just take the bus to the mall and back.You're just making this post to compensate for your lack of sports car
>>28769321just because you didn't read it or couldn't understand it doesn't mean it said nothing
>>28768685I somewhat agree... I only care if the car's reliable or not and if it looks good or not.
>>28768685i already have a small penisi cant even have a fun car? i can't have anything? how about i fucking kill you op
This is all a dream
>>28768685What if I want to drive to the mall and back but FAST?
>>28768685>Be me>Have one good year where I rake in $1M dollars>Now I'm going to fucking buy the most maxed out car, will be baller>Buy an aston martin>Drive it for 1 year, legit car>Year 2, have incident with girl where I gamble my dignity out of empathy hoping it would be appreciated but instead get devalued into a clown>Start feeling pathetic in my little Aston>Want to kms>Continue driving it to and from work, mewing, "fuck her, whore, I'm going to continue doing my thing">(Work near her)>Feel like I'm aging every day>Year 3, everyone is sick of me and my car>Talk with people less and less as I obsess over why I can't get over that whore>Trauma related to family and shit, get help in therapy>Even my neighbors are sick of me and my car now>Nothing new, just driving my Aston to and from work, doing the same thing, no news, nothing>Last month, finally sell it at $80k loss>Feel relieved beyond belief>Looking at buying a pile of garbage just for a change>Feeling like myself againFucking cunt
>>28769396tesler
>>28769405You sound like a gay little bitch.
>>28769409Why? I want to evolve as a person.
>>28769406What if I want to drive to the mall and back but FAST but ALSO not have to suck my husband's dick when I get back?
>>28769483don't get gay married
>>28769405I don't think anyone really cared that much about your car.
>>28769210>everything is controlled opposition>>28769305>don't aspire to take political power away from ineffectual centrist leaders, just read a book, pick up litter, and chat with your fellow serfs with no political poweryou're a retarded bubble-brained bimbo
>>28769501But that's the prerequisite to own a Tesla though
>>28768685You're only half way there, I only use it to drive to the mall and back but there's an on ramp with a stop light so I need to be able to pull on everyone else from any lane so I'm first up the ramp. I need this for safety reasons because the other fags here will try to merge at 35mph.
>>28769597you can just be gay and single
>>28768685>You have a small penis if you like having funThis is something a small penised miserable person would say
>>28769405This never happened
>You're just buying a fast car to compensate for your small penis.BroYou seem to be an expert on this topic
I don't think anyone on this thread has a "sports car" though
>>28770395Name (1) real sports car
>>28771892Dorothy
>>28769210>>28769305You've completely failed to make any kind of point beyond "ignore politics, touch grass"Curious
>>28768685Am I still compensating if it only has a 1.5L 4 cylinder engine?
>>28771974>brain too cooked to understand a very basic point that has been beaten to deathgrim.
>>28772034>still says nothingThe other anons were right >>28769581>>28769329
>>28768685I drive a muscle car and I have a 5.5 inch penis as thick as a coke can.
>>28772069Based, same but a malaise luxyry barge and only a buddy size coke can but still 5.5
>>28772056dunning kreuger diagnoses why you can't understand that the answer is in fact very simple. sorry anon, you have the stupid.
>>28772165You don't even know what dunning-kreuger is I can't tell if you're a pseud or trolling us
>DON'T DO ANYTHING BUT THE MINIMUM>NEVER EVER HAVE FUN IN YOUR LIFE
>>28768685Thank you for your insight. It is welcome and appreciated.t. a liar
What's with this "small penis" insult anyway? The elite, aristocratic Greeks respected small penises as symbols of virtue, self-control, intelligence, rationality, essentially everything that makes civilization possible. If you disrespect small penises, that means you disrespect civilization itself.
