I'm conflicted. On one hand, it's sportier and looks amazing, on the other, it loses retail value and "who drives a sporty SUV anyway", should I buy this or is there a catch I don't know about that I should consider?
>>28769268one of the eggiest cuckboxes on the market
>>28769270What do you mean in this context anon?
>>28769268>it's sportier Than what, a Sienna? Pigfat and cog is way too high to be fun. > looks amazingMaybe get your eyes checked? >it loses retail valueFor good reason, nobody wants to pay the repairs on krautshit> and "who drives a sporty SUV anyway"Various 3rd world aligned peoples who value chintz over substance.>should I buy thisNo, even the people who drive those things that don't buy them. The lease rate on Mercs is like 70%+ in the US.> or is there a catch I don't know about that I should consider?There is no appeal to this car. If you want a two door there are better options. If you want an SUV there are better options. Both statements hold true even without leaving the Mercedes brand, so if you work for Mercedes and are trying to shill it my advice is to axe this model and put your efforts elsewhere. Like maybe engineering for a longer lifespan (lol, lmao)
>>28769278>Than what, a Sienna? Pigfat and cog is way too high to be fun.I'm coming out of driving an Audi A5 RS and I'm fucking tired of licking the pavement. I want to sit up high now so I'm looking at SUVs. I don't have a family though, so an oversized one may be too much>Maybe get your eyes checked?I've gotten LASIK already but one side effect is that you see halos at night>nobody wants to pay the repairs on krautshitI thought German cars had the highest quality?>Various 3rd world aligned peoples who value chintz over substance.Source?>The lease rate on Mercs is like 70%+ in the US.I'm looking at lease too kek>There is no appeal to this car.Can you expand? Preferably with a lot of words.> If you want a two doorI want four door and that is four door>If you want an SUV there are better optionsFor example?> Both statementsWhich statements are you referring to?>hold trueJudicially or colloquially?>put your efforts elsewhereWhere?>Like maybe engineering for a longer lifespan (lol, lmao)Wdym by this?Thanks again!
stop acting like a woman and just buy it.
>>28769280I will. One car salesman tried to scam me today though. Almost lost $15k because of his stress. But I just want to know if there is something I don't know?
>>28769281no there isn't.
>>28769283Would you think the guy driving it was a faggot? Let's say I'm insecure and would make eye contact with you while driving on streetIf you would, what car would you advice that I get instead?
>>28769268If you care about your back, do it. At first, I thought they were ridiculous. But after trying my friend's coupe SUV, I totally get it now...it's really useful. You don't have to bend down low to get into the seat like you do in a sedan. My next car will definitely have a higher ride height because I'm getting older, and I've started noticing my back hurting from time to time. I'd better take care of it.
>>28769268>On one hand, it's sportier and looks amazinglmaothis is the gayest looking cuckpod
>>28769290>You don't have to bend down low to get into the seat like you do in a sedanare you 70? how fucking out of shape are you that it's inconvenient to get into a sedan?
>>28769290After driving a low sedan for years, the SUV is a breath of fresh air. It felt kind of pathetic to sit so low, even if it's a sports car. I don't know about the back, but the comfort in the SUV is superior. I definitely can't go back to a low sports car. A normal sedan might be fine for me.
>>28769277its a crossover and one of the worst looking ones at that
>>28769268>or is there a catchWat lol yea there are a thousand,what do you even like about this vehicle?sure i guess it's nice technically but there are so many better options at that price point
>>28769340Comfort, looks (nice enough) and height from the ground. I'm entirely tired of sitting low in an overly sporty car. I want a casual car that doesn't steal attention. I started feeling very obnoxious with myself with my old car in the past few months.
>>28769290>coupe SUVlooooool
>>28769268One of the ugliest vehicles on the road. If you're even considering buying this piece of shit, then please do. An actually nice car would be wasted on you
>>28769348Source?
>>28769352My real human eyes and functioning sense of taste.
>>28769358Wtf do you mean by this you retard?
>>28769364I can tell it's ugly by looking at it?
>>28769268I'd be more inclined to get a '25 buick envisionIt's all leasebait more or less but you'd look like less of a douche and/or brown womanThe *squints* fake engine noises might not sound as cool with the buick but the base is AWD unlike the merc while being 9 grand cheaper. Plus, more color options if you have a wife who wants a *squints* purple car>this message was sponsored by the General Motors Company
>>28769352There's no source, you can look at it and tell moron
>>28769366It's not frickin ugly though
>>28769400Whoever designed this rear end should be tried in the Hauge
>>28769402To add, the only thing worse than a crossover is trying to turn a crossover into a liftback coupe. Like some twisted facsimile of a cool car.
>>28769402It's fucking nice. Looks consistent with the rest of the design. It looks perfect. No idea what you would change.
>>28769408>Looks consistent with the rest of the design.In that it's all hideous, sure.>No idea what you would change.I would simply make a different car altogether.
>>28769289911
>>28769410>I would simply make a different car altogether.You're a car designer? If not, stop being so arrogant
>>28769424You said>No idea what you would changeI said>I would change all of itI don't need to be a car designer to know if a car is ugly, just like I don't need to be a chef to know if my food tastes like shit.
>>28769429>just like I don't need to be a chef to know if my food tastes like shitbut you do have to have an education in cooking to criticize the chef
>>28769433No you fucking don't, retard.You seem personally offended that I don't like the looks of your heinously overpriced egg-shaped cuckbox.
>>28769268It looks like shit and you lose space to have a worse looking carAlso modern sub-S/non-53+ AMG is gay
>>28769440What the fuck is wrong with eggs now retard are you retarded?
>>28769447So what is better? Dodge Caravan?
>>28769450Are you? Find me one single post on this board saying anything positive about egg-shaped crossovers.
>>28769455>Spoonfeed meHow about nope?
>>28769450>t.
>>28769472Doesn't even look like me
>>28769469That was a rhetorical device, dumbass. Not a legitimate request.
>>28769499>deviceNice ESL retard
>>28769510That's proper English, you mouthbreather
>>28769512How the FUCK did you know i'm mouth breathing right now lmfao? I have a cold
>>28769454dodge caravan with a handheld air horn
>>28769493>pic>filename How fitting... because the guy in your pic is a porn star/model who happens to be German and lives in the US. Lmao.
>>28769268Get a used GLC 63 AMG.
OP is a troll and you are all a bunch of dumb niggers for falling for it. And in the off-chance he isn't being disingenuous, then may the Lord have mercy on your soul for having given you a man's body when you should have rightfully had a vagina.
>>28769268>looks amazingthis shit looks retarded, just get an actual SUV unless you're an arab or chinese, in which case go ahead and wrap it in gold while you're at it
>>28769268Aren't coupes two door?
