This might be a stupid question, but how the fuck do you buy a car with the gas tank on the WRONG side????
>>28769960that guy could've just parked closer lol.also mine has the cap behind the loicense plate
>>28769960Shouldn't there be nozzles on both sides of the column?
>>28769960>Go to petrol station>Everyone is lined up for the bowsers on the left side>Literally just drive in and face the other direction>Now have my pick of any of the bowsers I want to useAre people just this NPC or do they think there's some rule against facing the "wrong" way?
>>28770040I had two seperate niggers drive into a roundabout in front of a building that I was parked in and blocking. They both saw me blocking the way for like half an hour each while I was loading stuff in, they picked up their passengers and then drove right in and got pissed that they had to reverse out. It was like I didn't exist or they couldn't see 10 seconds into the future until they realized they couldn't go through. Yeah the average person is 80IQ or less.
>>28770040In what fucking country do you call gas pumps bowsers? Or is this some sort of Chrischan tier autism?
>>28770040>,petrol>bowsers
>>28769966>mine has the cap behind the loicense plateSame.Ive literally backed up to the end of the pumps when it was busy and filled my tank and was gone while 10 people were sitting in the que just staring at.me.
>>28769974Anon...
>>28770040some 5ft niglet ran up into the store to cuss me out because he couldn't reach the pump with my car at the next pump.I think there IS a rule but it's only telecommunicated telepathically from retard to retard.
>>28770040>>28770104sounds like aus. in which case most of the time you don't even need to do that - unless you live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere where the pumps are still using VR1 equipment and not the newer VR2 ones, you can just park close to the pump and it'll reach the other side, or just pull the retractable hose out to reach the other side. it's funny when the servo even has signs saying the hoses can reach either side but you still see a whole line of people waiting for one particular side, then you just rock up and skip the queue by going to an empty lane
I like the fuel cap on the drivers side>Don't have to walk around the car>Easier to pull in>Seems less common in Australia (even though Holdens had this) because RHD is less common, so there's always free spots>Easier to see if you accidentally left the door open.
>>28769960>not buying a car with twoshiggy diggy
>>28771047Now this is based.
>stop by Speedway truck stop in a Mercedes sprinter van>need diesel and DEF>fuel door is in the driver's side just behind the door>DEF tank is on the passenger's side of the engine bay>manage to park in such a way that both hoses just barely reachedI felt and looked like an idiot, but it just werked.
>>28769974No im with this guy. Every petrol station ive been to has nozzles both sides.
>>28770056>niggers>planning aheadnigga you know hb don't play like dat nigga y u hatin on yn for bein playas nigga
>>28770115I see you've noticed I'm not a disgusting brown mutt.
>>28769960Most of them are on the left, in the US at least, because the right side pumps are usually open. Dumbfuck just needed to park closer.
>>28770040Huh? You don't simply have hoses long enough you can pick whatever pump no matter which side the cap is on? I have cars with caps on either side and I always just pick the shortest queue while retards wait in gargantuan lines because they don't realize they can still reach even from the other side of the car.
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>>28771044In the old days trucks had them on drivers side, cars on passenger side.For trucks you disnt have to walk around the trailer to fuel up.For cars it was the road shoulder side for safety when Karen ran out of gas and had to splash&go with a Jerry can.
>>28771073That's a retarded fucking design.I hope someone got fired (they probably got promoted and a nice bonus).
>>28771398God bless Costco for having the hose extender things, and God bless the fools who don't know about them. Retards sit in the left-hand pump lines while right-hand pumps are wide the hell open. I can even get the hose around my bigass Ford expedition, sedans have no excuse.
>>28771215Yeah, you're worse
>>28771398OR just park the car the other way around. My god.
>>28771404It was a pull through double sided pump at a truck stop, it's designed for semis. Doesn't change the fact that it's a retarded design from Mercedes that makes it harder to get the cheaper DEF from the pump. Fuck germans and every car they've ever designed.
>>28769960Get yourself a 1970 Chevrolet, they put it right in the middle.Or, if you want to impress the chicas get a 55-57, it's in the taillight.
>>28769960Off topic but it reminds me of the time I was pumping gas in HS, some asshole drove off with the hose in the tank instead of paying, I had to run 100 feet up the street to get it back.
>>28771404Do Americans really lose their gas caps
>>28772325nobody in the US uses diesel, so i don't believe so.
>>28772325cars in america don't have gas caps
>>28772316many such cases
