i just realized ive never driven a car that wasnt mine. Nobody has ever let me drive their car. such is life as a beta male.
>>28770847Want to drive my Porsche ?
>>28770847I'm currently seeing a chick and she always makes me drive because she's a typical woman who gets anxious in traffic. like the second time I drove it I hit a curb kek, was kind of embarassing. I still wasn't used to how her car responds to the gas though, that's my excuse.
>>28770871Is it a new car? They all have this absolutely retarded throttle mapping. Single degree of motion and you’re redlining. Fucking retarded. Who are these even designed for? Same with the brakes. Overboosted piles of trash.
>>28770875no, her car is the opposite where there's a ton of delay between pressing the gas and getting forward motion. it's new, a 2024. my 2008 sedan has a much more responsive throttle and that's how I like it, I was making a right and gave it gas expecting the car to start moving forward, I had already turned the wheel to the expected angle to clear the curb on the right. but because of that delay it was too far to the right and I hit the curb.
>>28770871>>28770924under 6ft>ugh this incel destroyed my car i'm going to call the cops on himabove 6ft>omg chad makes mistakes too teehee he's so cute
Driving other cars is fun. I occasionally have to drive pool cars for work and enjoy sampling (thrashing) something different.
>>28771700I'm unironically 5 foot 7 thougheverbeit
>>28771700the reason women don't like you is because they can smell posts like this on your breathnot because you're short
>>28770847i just don't have any friends. pic not rel
>>28771700As a short king Chad, height doesn't matter that much. It's all about confidence, charisma and face.
>>28772300Wow females can detect that i post incel content on 4chan but they can't tell that chad's going to beat them up every night after work!
>>28772315>but they can't tell that chad's going to beat them up every night after work!They can tell and they like that, dumbass.
>>28770847I'll let you drive one of my shitboxes, anon, they are pretty fast.
Get a job as a valet.
>>28772294Me too, but I can operate an automobile. Do you have sort of mental retardation?
>>28772311100% correct, you have to chase them, if you are not real rich or real handsome they are not going to chase you. Despite what you read on r9k, this has always been the facts of life.
>>28772334Men are the champions, girls are the prize. Chasing is all part of the fun. Wooing them then conquering them, leaving them with a pussy full of your cum.
>>28770924In my 1988 van you can almost hear the bridge sending the telegraphs to the engine room to increase power whenever I give it more throttle
>>28770847>be me>hanging out with older bro & frens>they’re all drinking except me, because I’m underage>”hey lil’ bro, can you drive us home in mu friend’s e46 m3?” (MT)>”uh.. sure!”>so nervous I can barely drive straight>make it a block before drunk person takes over>they’re much betterMe too fren, me too.
>>28770847Stop frogposting, go out and make friends. Anytime someone gets a new car we all get a spin.
