>All these parking spaces? No, I MUST park beside YOU
>>28773074>You parked next to my spot
Something I like doing is backing in front of a bunch of old people, and they love it. It makes my pp hard when an old boomer woman compliments my ability to back in swiftly and with near equal room on both sides.
>>28773081Sounds like you are a new driver>Look at me mommy im parking!!
>>28773074I'll do this one purpose. I'll park my shitbox next to some expensive car in the back, right on the edge lines so that it will be difficult for them to open their driver door. I have a horizontal bumper guard on all 4 of my doors that I coated with liquid sandpaper and they are both full of paint markings
>>28773074My car has looong doors so if someone pulls in next to me I have to squeeze my fat ass in the partially opened door.
>>28773074>Why, yes, I am parking close to the door. How perceptive of you.
>>28773083Backing in well is rare. Most people just crawl into the space. Be impressed with my skills.
pretty sure it's a woman thing. women are incapable of independent thought, so when they see a huge parking lot with only one car in it, they feel a subconscious fear that parking anywhere else is incorrect for some reason they're unaware of and absolutely have to park next to it.
>>28773172Only for new drivers.
>>28773074cars need company too sometimes
>>28773278No, most people can’t park for shit, let alone backwards.
>>28773278Zoomers don't know how to back in without trading paint with whatever is next to them. The only people I ever see doing it are gen X and up.
>>28773074I like to use (You)r car as a meat, better yet, a steel shield against truggers and women in cuck overs.I park in a way that it doesn't matter which way they're coming from, they're gonna hit yours before mine.
>>287730741. Is there a car 3x as expensive as mine? Ok, they probably won't ding my door.2. Is there a space far away from everyone?3. Is that place likely to get my car broken into?About to go see Gayvatar 3 and leave my car in a shade neighborhood for 3 hours. Hopefully it doesn't get scratched.>>28773128I am actually sure this is a true story.>>28773172> be impressed by me being a semi-functional adult in a hyper-specific areaIt's not impressive, it's just not embarrassing, like not shitting your pants in public. Learn the difference.
>>28773083with my camera assities!
>>28773541The camera doesn't really help if you have done it "normally" before and line up the corner. That's pretty much all it takes.I find myself sometimes checking the camera to see how close I am to the car on the passenger side, but in reality that has never been relevant. Not sure how you initially get that feel though, just wing it I guess.
>>28773074I always do this to faggots in the walmart parking lot. your 2018 challenger isn't special you fucking queer.
My car is small. I love finding truggfags taking up four spots and parking in the one theu are taking up the least. They can key my door all they want. I got a full rattle can.
>>28773538>I am actually sure this is a true story.it is. And i'm going to keep doing it so you keep seething
>>28773180Women and beta males
>>28773626If you want to spend your life doing petty shit out of envy, that's your choice, probably not a good one, but definitely not something I spend any time thinking about past when you post this.
>>28773620The best part of being a little shit is that you are little, and therefore fit in wherever you want to be a big menace.
>>28773074Yes. We are parking buddies :3
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>>28773959i'm ok with people with nice cars parking near my car, because they also care about their shit and won't want to bend their door edge or chip the paint hitting my car
