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After five years owning a gen 2 Cayenne S, I now bought a gen 3 Cayenne. Right color in Dolomite Silver, right rims, right options package; I'm over the moon.
I already thought the earlier one was a formidable vehicle, but this one trumps it in every way. It's the most powerful, precise and comfortable vehicle I've ever had the joy of driving.
And something that's likely controversial around these parts: I think it looks great too.
I'm really fucking happy /o/, I hope you find the same happiness in whatever car you want to own as well.
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you love your Cayenne, I love your wife, your wife loves Israel
all is right in the world
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The Cayenne is NARP (Not a Real Porsche).
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loud car for people who want to show off and have something to prove
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>>28775325
Ohh? Is that so? VERY interesting term I've never heard before. Definitely not something coined by coping faggots, I bet.
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>>28775326
It's not loud, and doesn't everyone have something to prove? or are you just that low in life trying to prove anything won't ever make a difference? It gets better bro.
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>>28775329
the design and the branding is loud
enjoy your overpriced VW slop
>people's car
>the luxury cars it makes somehow attract the worst people possible
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>>28775319
You have the money to get a Porsche and you get the bloated, cucked, ugly crossover?
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>>28775329
>doesn't everyone have something to prove?
no, actual men are able to live their life without dedicating every waking minute to obsessing over strangers opinions of him
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>>28775330
who are you even quoting? why is your ESL showing so badly?

>>28775331
Well I'm not going to get a 911 or a boxster thing just to use another car whenever I want to transport anything larger than a suitcase or more than 2 people. Personal preference, but I don't want to have a nice car just for the 'fun rides' and then drive some shit vehicle for most of life just because I spent all the car money on something that sits in my garage. And as mentioned: I think it looks great.
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>>28775333
>having something to prove = caring about the opinions of strangers
clearly you've grown up without a father, or just a bad one if you think that's all that 'proving something' entails.
I have plenty to prove to people who love and depend on me; that shit doesn't ever stop.
everyone has something to prove; you just feel like that has to be to strangers on the internet, just like you're trying to prove right now you're the one who doesn't care, yet comes in this thread throwing around superlatives and complaining about someone's opinion on the internet
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>>28775337
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>>28775341
eastern euro underage dumbfaggot
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>>28775327
The Cayenne has always been a rebadged Touareg, from the very first generation. The third generation is worse because VW decided to make every car ever on that platform.
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>>28776012
which vw has the engine and transmission in the cayenne?
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Imagine thinking an overweight suv is nice to drive. Bread on hood.
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>>28775319
based. I have a cayenne gts. very fun vehicle.
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>cntl-f panamera
>0 results
entire thread festooned with retards
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>>28775335


If you wanted to transport more than two people you coulda gotten a CT5-V. Or Countryman JCW if you like german.
I don't think there's anything wrong per se with the Cayenne for the record, I just don't see it having as good of a value proposition. If you want the most 'performance SUV' then a Cayenne S with the V8 is still it, for what it's worth (assuming that's what you got).
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>>28775319
USG
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>>28776803
>Countryman JCW
OP never stated he had a vagina though
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>>28776830
For better or worse, the price to performance ratio beats anything else in the same segment.
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You'd have to be either new, dense, or trolling to make this thread because all the poors here hate the cayenne
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>>28777446
the gay cars for women segment?
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>>28775319
This is just a rebadged VW Touareg
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>>28776830
He drives a Cayenne. Almost solely owned by 50+ y/o suburban female WASPs
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>>28777463
It's a 50k car that can pull nearly 1g on a skidpad stock and accelerates faster than a 230i. Those are objectively good numbers you'd need to pay twice as much to equal with something else in the same class (like the x3m, macan gts, or base cayenne). It just so happens to also be an 'suv'.
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>>28775319
That neighborhood looks comfy at least.
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But its an S
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>>28777627
It ain't 50gay no mo'

A piece of shit Mustang is 50k these days starting price. Cayenne prly 100+

Even when they advertise an MSRP of "only 70K" that's excsluding 3K transport/delivery, tons of mandatory options you can't find cars without, dealer add-ons and bullshit, end of the day a "70K car" is 120K out the door
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>>28777785
Sure, but that same dynamic applies to everything in the market now, doesn't change the relative positioning.
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>>28777627
yeah women buy 50k cars, what's your point
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>>28777947
my point is the dick in ur as lol
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>>28777543
and yet you can't even afford that
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>>28775335
>boxster/ boxman
Not
A
Real
Porsche.

And never will be
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Problem with the Cayenne is it costs 40% more than an X5 when you have the equivalent options. Plus you can negotiate 10% off msrp off the x5 in a lot of cases. Only reason to buy one is if you want a gt3 allocation in the future.
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>>28778572
>Soccer mom fleet
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>>28775335
>I'm not going to get a 911 or a boxster thing just to use another car whenever I want to transport anything larger than a suitcase or more than 2 people
Same here bro, I drive a momivan because I always leave the house with a refrigerator in my back pocket
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>>28775319
>I wanted a porsche but the wife said we need an SUV
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>>28778674
>Implying you leave your're moms' basement
Are ya winning son?
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>>28778676
you don't even have a wife or a porsche
probably just a 'partner' and a honda
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useless car.
picrel is the only sporty suv thats not overly pigfat and boring to drive



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