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>Wake up to the sound of birds smashing into my windows because I have no guns to shoot them anymore
>Hungry from gooning to bbw kangarooted gmilfs all facken nite so I hop in me falcon to get sum grub
>Hit 3 kangaroos on the way to the shops that are an hour away almost run out of fuel because all the Indian run servos are shut for no reason
>Finally get there full of indians shitting everywhere and can't afford anything and half of it is expired because of the 55c heat and or stolen by abbos or niggers
>Ai false flags me for anti semitism and stealing a bag of black ice flavored crispy potato chips
>5g phone snitches on me looking lustfully at a white women on tiktok because she's under 18 despite looking 25 and fucking 35yo+ rappers
>Social media ban means my future kids can't access the Internet at all here and anyone over 16+ can't even look up cooking recipes without logging into jewgle with full facial scan digital id and social credit score over 900 audollarydoosheckles
>Police hop out do the traditional raygun twerk dancing while acknowledging the local beerbuggercuntabbonigger people of Coonshitfucknoongaville
>Arrest me for being white anyways after my digital id passes because I grimaced at a non white Australian
>Ai finally self corrects after a dei hire finally noticed its mistake an hour later
>Finally get back to my totalled car in the colesdrakesworth carpark with a dv racism interlock fitted I have to say hiel femenazis for me ford to start
>Get defected on my way out of town by highway patrol for unroadworthy car because couldn't afford to repair it and insurance companies just write it off anyways can't afford a new one since our money is worthless and my 1 million dollar shithouse isn't actually worth anything
>Drive home anyways with no food a fucked car and drop 100kg because I can't afford anything or go anywhere
I wish I was joking hahaha
>Gf ghosts me no friends ripped me off no work
Umad mod wanker mustang pooftah! Nigger! Auspol!