What would be the simplest way to fly away and out of sight from a cop during a traffic stop, or at least simulate flying away? It's something I've fantasized about doing ever since I was a kid.
Level your illusion spells up to 100
get the drake balloon laferrari and get pulled over in it on a windy day
>>28778101I suggest investing in a decent helicopter, it is a bit hard to take off on the spot in an airplane. My recommendation is a Bell 206 Jet Ranger.
A large enough drone stored in your trunk could conceivably carry a human. Just pop the trunk open, turn the drone on remotely, have it hover over near your window and off and away you go.
dress like a bucket seat, pull over and swing the door open like in knight rider.
Shoot him in the neck
>>28778101Break line of sight and pull off the road. I got away from a cop once. I passed him on the side of the road speeding and saw him pull out knowing he was going to come after me; but I knew the road so I kept up my speed, crested a hill and broke line of sight then immediately pulled up into a driveway and parked. Watched the cop fly past me in my rear view mirror then I waited a few minutes pulled out of the driveway and continued on my way. Drove past the cop later down the road driving back to where he'd been; but I was going the speed limit at that point and since he hadn't gotten behind me to see my license plate there was nothing he could do.Once they have your license plate your fucked though. Unless you're driving a stolen car, have something super illegal in the car or you're wanted for something way worse than speeding and evading the police then you should just take the fucking ticket since they'll just track you down with your license plate even if you get away.
>>28778483do their plate scanners work well at night? wonder if they suffer from the similar problems dash cams experience with night recordings
Americans really don't make the most of the 2nd amendment. I would be artillerying the local PD from my back yard before they're on the prowl looking for tickets to fling at every fucker. THEN hit the road. Saying as a bong by the way.
>>28778113For UK bros, there is a guy in Kent offering a helicopter free to whoever collects
>>28778101your going to need a convertible or T top car / very generous moon roof.jet packs are starting to become more viable, or you could use an ejection seat to launch a Yves Rossy style jetwingpack.>simulate flying awayok.. set up a hidden compartment inside of the car from which you can use CAN and LIN bus features to remotely pilot the car.then have a very detailed helium balloon statue of your self sitting in the drivers seat.at the opportune moment your body double statue will float away, while you use the distraction to walk away un noticed.
