How can bikers expect to be taken seriously on something that looks like this?This has to be the dumbest looking thing since the Victory Vision or R1200CL.
>>28778737Looks based tbqhfam.
American Heritage look. That's their market.If the sixties counts as old.
>>28778737Starship Enterprise vibes.
What music to blast from this things sound system?And yes you WILL listen to my music.
>>28778763Hues Corporation - Rock the boat
You think I'm riding this on the highways, but actually I ride this in residential areas on weekend mornings. You WILL acknowledge my existence.
>>28778763Carameldansen, obviously.
>>28778758
>>28778757Literally no bike in history from harley has had a goofy ass mordor sized headlight like that. In fact all the cool Harleys had the least amount of shit on them so you have less points of failure... not swathes of fucking gizmos and cucknology nannies
yeah the headlight makes it look like master chief, kind of goofy
>>28778813Identical energy.
>>28778763I was on a bike run last summer and a 1%er riding one of these was blasting Headstrong.
>>28778737No one takes Harleys seriously since nobody gives a fuck about a bunch of middle age crisis dudes larping.
>>28779096>bunch of middle age crisis dudes larping*in before anon gets domed by a 1%er because he wants to mouth off at these larpers*Many have to learn the hard way. You can always join in the fun.
>>28778737What cc is that?
>>28779301Concealed carry? Taurus Judge.
>>28778763I saw a guy on a Harley blasting Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" on repeatI'd say that's the most correct option
>>28779311>Taurus JudgeWhats the point of this gun exactly?If you want a bigboi revolver why not just have a .357 or .44mag? If you want a .410 shotgun or a .45acp pistol why not just get one?Seems like some advanced marketing.
>>28778737>taken seriouslyWhat does this even mean? A wave? A high five? No eye contact and a mandatory hand job?
>>28779440Some bikers are serious cats, others are pretending.
>>28778737HELL YEAH BROTHER
>>28779462Somewhere out there, there is a SEAL with his civilian CQB training company logo plastered all over the side of f350 and even he, somehow, is not this insufferable.
>>28779104Both were on Harleys in this story and were likely involved in something more.
>>28779476>sealGhay
>victory vision>dumb lookingMan, you suck. Incredible lack of whimsy
>>28779526Very comfy to ride though
I like how whether you ride or not there will ALWAYS be shitflinging about this one company lmao
>>28779539They are jealous of our brotherhood. They all want to talk about patches but are too pussy to join, put up or shut up.
>>28778763>rockford fosgate instead of something nice like Harman Kardon, Bang & Olufsen or Bowers & Wilkins
>>28778737i thought it looked cool until i noticed the front looks like a robot wearing a motorcycle helmet, and now it's less cool (in that fashion)
>>28778763Darude Sandstorm
>>28778737My dad likes his. Traded in his 2016 Road Glide for one before our local dealer closed. I'm only shocked by how much bigger it feels well being lighter at the same time. I don't know if it's because the fairing is farther away or what. Applecar Play is nice too, I guess. Still Nice, and Harley seems to have sold plenty of these since the 2024 refresh, but I won't be trading in my 2017 FLHP anytime soon for one.
>>28779618Ok
>>28779476Seal is my favourite performer, with hits such as "kissed by a rose."He is the nephew of the infamous Kamal, a singer songwriter known for his suggestive dance moves and physical prowess
>>28779104>ohhh NOOOO the TOUGH GUYS are here on their BIKES they’re so BAD ASSJust run them over lol
>>28779541do the goys at the club house know you browse an anime forum
>>28779966>Another nobody seethes at club members as he can never get in a clubLe fox and le grapes
>>28778763holy diver
It looks like a grinning power ranger
harlee bros wish they were as cool as I am
>>28780186Unironically yes
>>28780186I thought the MC members were all vets. Don't think tongue the anus of every KLR because its the "military bike"?
>>28780186Very cute, fren
>>28778737looks like whole CRT TV mounted on front fork
>>28780205ThanksI never realized how goofy the pan looks fron dead on.
>>28780233Luckily im not worried about that angle while ridingFun lil engine though
That’s probably the tour set up. The bike it’s self looks fantastic. A biker would have different faring.
>>28780205The way the bike is leaning, its turning left, right?
>>28780357Yes
>>28780407So to turn left, you turn left. Got it.
>>28780408Oh. Ok. Its my first bike idk
>>28780412Well everyone is trying to say to turn left, turn right
>>28780416Wdym?
>>28780422People are saying you can't just turn left to go left you have to turn right to go left
>>28780429Idk what that means. I dont have my permit yet
>>28780334why is this fag talking in haiku?
>>28779980>please join my fat boomer clubNo. Also you somehow manage to be both addicted to meth and fat. That is the only thing impressive about your goy club
>>28780434https://youtu.be/9cNmUNHSBachttps://youtu.be/VVE79XT8-MgDo not get onto a motorcycle without understanding how to ride a bicycle. Do the exact same steering input as you would with a bicycle. This shit is babby's first ride 101, spend any amount of time thinking about it and you prove yourself to be a fool. >>28778737It's not that much goofier than the old road glide fairing, just with one big light instead of two smaller ones. Fixed fairings are the shit. Would never own a cruiser but fixed fairings are a great place to sit behind. They also finally made the bags not suck. Factory hard saddlebags are excellent when actually putting on a lot of miles, which is what this machine is intended for.
>>28780574I didn't ask
>>28780574Im not watching that. Ill just ride it ok
Bumping for HELL YEAH BROTHERS
>>28778737This thing looks so gay in person. Not sure how Harley boomers, the few still healthy enough to ride, can even defend this. It's the size of a fucking Corolla.
>>28778737Things that make Harley riders seethe
>>28780574Its the same as driving a car, you turn right a bit, just before turning left. Its called feint motion.
>>28779479we arent going to talk about the freemason handshake that zog fodder is giving the jew general?
>>28779541boys and girls (scouts) get patches. men get medals. your a punk bitch
>>28781431Im not seething
>>28781427>defend thisWe don't acknowledge your existence to begin with.
>>28781554Hes upset his loan for denied again
That's a touring bike. I only ever rode motorbikes twice but I heard tourers are like a lounge on wheels.
>>28781684Its a very comfy and well handling bike
>>28779543Rockford is the new A-tier sweetie
Good morning fellow harley davidson enthusiasts
>>28778763>ipad screen embedded in a fucking motorcycle
>>28782645Hell yeah bruh
>>28782645stfu
>>28782657Faggot
>>28782657No
>>28782657>>28782660>>28782661Nobikes
Changing tires
>>28782679What bike ya got, fren
>>28781427They also remove the front brake
>>28782694Nobody does that
>>28782694>>28782697Isn't the front brake useless anyways
>>28782751If you are an elite rider you dont need brakes at all, you just engine brake
>>28782751Ohhh! You're a troll. I get it
>>28782667Ipad addicted child nobike
>>28782757I stand up on the pegs and stick my arms put to slow down.
Slowing down is for faggots and coming to a complete stop is EXTREMELY gay, I just never do it. If you're not stuntrolling for every dismount then you're not really riding.
>>28782815Post your motorcycle
>>28779608Wake up it’s 2016 again
>>28782697Old school choppers ran without front brakes, like the easy rider bike
>>28783130Op didn't post a chopper
It's just Honda Goldwing competitor. They may look goofy af but those kinds of locomotives are what super long distance touring bikes converged into, I guess BMW does it slightly different on their K series, they're more sporty(R18s have this exact style of wind protection on their "touring version", but that's probably just to compete for harley to riders, as that's what R18 line is for in general).
>>28783323R18 is trash
>>28783409Completely out of my budget so I have no idea but it's clearly a BMW for harley people.
>>28782888>you must own a motorcycle to speak out against the encroaching iphoneization and tabletization of all motor vehiclesBecause...?
>>28783480Ok nobike
>>28783323They haven't converged, they've split into these "grand american tourers" and big adventure bikes.
>>28783891Harley does make a good adventure bike
>>28778763>even motorcycles have screenslop nowit's over
>>28780200Yeah they were in the Coast Guard for five minutes in the 70s or did two years in the USMC in the mid 90s. They’re veterans of nothing
>>28784045More than you
>>28783919Probably their only good bike
>>28779096In NZ, almost all Hardleys I see on the road are ridden by gangniggers with zero throttle control and severe attention ADD.They know their demographics.
>>28785004>NZ copying other country's cultures againIt must be hard for you people, having no identity of your own.
>>28783985How else will modern riders see what's on their fyp while driving?
>>28781527What makes you think that is masonic handshake?
>>28784947Can confirm that its a nice and fun bike