do you personally cuckpark or chadpark?
>Israel
>>28780492If you park like that you should go back to your souls birthplace - Africa.
tkdtevd
>>28780492More like blackpark
Are people still hyped over these I feel like it's over already
>>28780492I drive a regular sized car in a land where every parking space is made to fit an F-450 King Lariat Platinum Supreme w/ Cheese.I could almost fit a second car in wherever I park.
I park on top of buildings
>>28780492I hope everyone who owns a Cybertruck gets their shit keyed weekly
>>28780768>try to key cybertruck>nothing happens to the truck>but your key no longer works>try to kick it>nothing happens to the truck>but your foot is broken>try to break the window>nothing happens to the truck>but your hand is broken>go home, can't get in, foot broken, hand broken>get arrested because the truck was in sentry mode and captured your retarded leftist ass attempting to vandalize it in 4k from 6 different angles>nothing happens to the truck>but your ass gets widened in prisongotta admit, that thing is the best mobile act of trolling in the history of mankindif you got the money to spend, its worth it just for the seethe it generates
>>28780821>try to key cybertruck>nothing happens to the truckIt's made out of normal every day metals. I can guarantee you that you can scratch it with a key or any kind of pocket knife.
>>28780852its made out of high strength stainless steel, which i can guarantee you is a hell of a lot harder than whatever your keys are made out ofa decent knife would work, but you'd have to spend some time at it, and don't count on the knife emerging unscathed neither
>>28780854Or just a screwdriver
>>28780492always stunned by how shittily built these things are
>>28780821>try to damage cybertruck>nothing happens>get arrested for nigging>owner gets in to drive away>jeet software bricks>(????)>total libtard victory
>>28780768>AAAAA a certain model of car makes me so ANGRY!!!lol what a fucking cuck
>>28780964The truly astonishing thing is how many they thought they were going to sell.
>>28780821I usually just pull the plug when I want to fuck with an electricfag
>>28780852okay cool so I could just smash a window
>>28781470and half of them are owned by Northern Virginia defense contractor employees.
>>28781745DC*, not Virginia.
>>28780492These look so stupid. I really hate them
>>28781881they all live in Virginia bro
>>28780821Every single Crybertruck in my area is wrapped. Keying it would fuck them up.>>28781106All Tesla owners drive like fucking retards even when not having to dig through 10000 submenus to change the AC settings.
>>28780493STOP NOTICING!!
>>28781106How does that mean he willingly lets his wife/girlfriend cheat on him? I'm not seeing a correlation here, this does not logically follow.
>>28780567Same experience when moving to Detroit. Everything is massive and I get why they make Challengers here. In eastern CT you just need a smaller car, its setup like the roads in Forza Horizon 4, with winding hills and narrow angles.
>>28780567You cant get Lariat and Platinum packages on the same truck.
>>28780821
>>28780492impersonally chuckpark
>>28782013Challengers are made in Ontario
>>28780854Dude it's fucking stainless, not adamantium. They might call it hardened but that just means it's a little harder to work with then the normal steel cars are made from hence the brag about needing special presses. I guarantee you even a chinzy $10 Chinese knife could scratch the shit out a cybercuck and punch through it with a good hard stab.
>>28780492The parking equivalent of hover hand.
>>28785061anon, the fucking thing is literally, not figuratively, bulletproof. ish. up to 45acp or so. warranty void if shot at by anything more energetic than that.
>>28780492I drive
>>28785074> t.
