>A beloved mechanic and grandfather was crushed to death in a freak accident at a McDonald's Drive Thru.>Michael Dickinson, 69, was pinned between his car and the side of the building in Grand Island, Nebraska, about 10.30am on Tuesday. He was rushed to a nearby hospital but did not survive.>Grand Island Police Division Chief Dean Elliott said Dickinson's death was a freak accident.
>>28782503Yeah but do we know if his family got their slop or not? Important questions still need answering.
>>28782503Glad I own a tesla. It goes into park immediately upon opening the door.
>>28782563>It goes into park immediately upon opening the door.So you can't ghost ride the whip? How disappointing
>>28782563And locks down immediately when it's on fire.
>>28782503>Dickinsonroflmao
>>28782599>doesn't use gasoline>catches firePick one.
He died for our freedoms.
>>28782606lmao
>>28782563Goddamn I hate modern cars with all their nanny bullshit
>>28782503It's easy when you aren't senile.I've taken off the clutch and sidestand kill switches on my bike because I don't need points of potential failure that I don't use.
What's the lowest class establishment to die in or near?
>>28782563If you open the door on the freeway will it immediately go into park?
>>28782677>annoying bikefagI'll enjoy bumping you off the road.
>>28782687Love you too, anon <3
Don't open your door to access things from within the car. You can die. Just roll the windows down and lean out.
>>28782686No clue, I'm not sure why someone would ever do this. I guess you can find someone on YouTube trying it.
>>28782638>Cereal and milk catches fire! I saw it on the Simpsons!
>>28782700imagine being stuck like this, slowly running out of oxygen with maybe 10 seconds until you black out, 30 more until you're brain dead. and some dipshit is just sitting there in front of you filming you for tick tock.
>>28782700autoerotic asphyxiation.webm
>>28782686>implying it will unlatch the doors at speed
>>28782602I'm his cousin Don Dickindaughter.
>>28782503I'm guessing the wheel was turned to the left, he was too far from the window so he had to lean out. His foot came off the brake pedal and he was too slow to react.Also OP is a thirdie for not including a link.
>>28782685Pawn shops(in the ghetto), boost mobiles, payday loans are magnitudes worse than Walmarts
>>28782662Why would you hate such a feature? The only issue would be if you're black and want to do an early 2000s meme.
>>28782503>Grand Island Police Division Chief Dean Elliott said Dickinson's death was a freak accident.Great job Agent 47
>>28782692Why do they ALL fall down like 5 seconds apart
>Amerifats would rather die in a goyslop drive through than learn to cook
>>28782918Freedom isn't free anon. This brave patriot watered the tree of liberty.
>>28782884There are times when I want to open the door so I can see exactly where my tires are. Putting the car up on ramps, for example. Someone had installed a remote starter in my old golf that shut the car off and threw a CEL if you opened the door while it was running. Fucking got rid of that shit asap, I didn't even have the remote.
>>28782563you can also make your pop tarts in it.
>>28782935You can put it back into drive after you open the door.
dumb old man driving gigantic faggot suv too big for him has to open door to reach for goyslop and gets crushed by his own ineptitude and hubris wish it happened more often
>>28782606where do you think the energy for making the car go zoom comes from, a magic portal to the nether realm?
>>28782685Hair/nail salons, the type that only exist between Dollar General and phone stores in tired open malls.
>>28782595it punishes nigger behavior? truly the white man's chariot
>>28782770ayyyy
I'm waiting for a tractor trailer jeet to run me over personally
>drives a truck >has the legs of a paraplegicDeserved desu
>>28783092What if some nigger or serial killer tries to carjack you and you want to drive off while the door is opened? Imagine being stuck parked like a cuck while you get sliced open.
>>28783322natural selection.
>>28783322Then you shift it into drive and drive off like any other car...
>>28783322>but what if- but what if- but what if- but what if- but what if- but what if- but what if- but what if-
>>28783322Lock your doors?
>>28782503>trusting a 4l60elol
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>>28782744
>>28782606from tesla's own website
>>28783497>lift or tilt the vehicle for more direct access to the batterylol, sure chief, that's definitely an option when the car is engulfed in a chemical fire
>>28783236I've got a nether realm for you to suck energy out of right here *grabs crotch*
>>28782812Nice to meet you Don! My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
>>28782744anon i'm fairly certain that's a parking lot in europe at some vacation spot
>>28782879dying at a pawn shop or loan place at least makes sense. people stick those places up. it’s gotta be a real accomplishment to die at a boost mobile.
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>>28783098This. Based event.
>>28783538You might be able to flip it while the fire is taking a nap and preparing for round two. They tell you to watch it for a day because those battery fires have a nasty tendency not to stay extinguished. I've heard of a tow truck driver being NG able to flip the car at least once, too.
>>28782503How? Like, he had to stop, open the door, get one foot out to stand up - by the time that happens a person would've realised the car is in gear. Like the moment you lift your left foot off the clutch, the car would stall.
>>28782700He’s like a cat!
>>28782503It takes a lot of skill to run your self over.
