Anything shorter than full sized is a death wish
>>28792152
I want a 150hp motorcycle with a bomb on the back that has auto honda odyssey family sticker targeting software.
>>28792161
another great reason to overthrow the government
>>28792165I'm adding it to the listhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u25D5kyK94s
43 deaths out of 1 000 000 vehicles does not seem like a death wish. Male death rate at 25-30 was 2 510 per 1 000 000 adults annually in 2021.
>>28792152>tiny tiny tiny % you dievs>get half fuel mileage and pay out the ass in gasGee I wonder who is behind this
Sometimes I just want to strap safetyfags to a rocketship so their adrenaline glands explode to the point of wingsuiter or something.
>Make no money>Ride $5000 crotch rockets for the last 19 years>Still aliveWhoa.
>>28792171Lmao, didn't that guy neck himself?
>>28792174>a death ruled a suicide by initial investigators, though his widow requested a review by the Colorado Bureau of Investigation (CBI) in 2025 due to lingering questionsIf he suicided I understand itIf he didn't suicide I understand it
>>28792176I mean, yeah. Still, 20 years later is rather long for lingering questions.
>>28792178What about 5 years?
>Been rear ended twice by SUVs in tiny old subcompacts.>Chick who ran into my Miata in an Expedition had to get surgery, I didn't even get a bruise.>Still have all of my fingers and toes with full range of movement and no pain.Just bought another Miata.You know in the 90s people used to smoke in restaurants? Woah, dude.
>>28792180That was ruled an accident iirc he got hammered and fell off a balcony trying to act cool.
>>28792184Haha yeah, amirightSame situationIf he suicided I understand itIf he didn't suicide I understand it
>>28792185I actually don't know what you're saying (Poe's law).Trevor was an alright dude.I'm sure if I died in an accident today people I know would think it was a suicide. I doubt anyone would consider government lynching, but let your imagination fly anon.
>>28792194I'm too drunk to understand anything further, all I know is I hate the government and they are coming for me and my car because I live in Canada.
>>28792161Cagies better watch out
>>28792204
>>28792204>>28792222WITNESSSEDDDDDDDDDD
>>28792204>"no honda cbrs...">"..till i see that faggot..">"..on the news" ok, noted, thanks anonhey, what's your approximate location? you know, to make searching easier and whatnot?
>>28792152Drinking hot liquids like coffee, tea or soup makes you 10x more likely to get mouth cancer. Are you going to stop drinking hot liquids?
>>28792152If I was hood-rich like that you'd find me in a 3rd gen Prius in the slow lane with empty ramen cups in the rear window.
>>28792152>it is literally the most dangerous activity on EarthIt literally isn't. I hate Americans so much. I hope you all die painfully.
>>28792345kek, took me a second
>>28792152Most dangerous activity on Earth is being a little bitch, Nick.
>look down the road>position vehicle correctly>drive defensively>identity problem vehicles when they’re near you>don’t hesitate or distract yourself>don’t drive tired or drunkThere you go, you just avoided 95 percent of fatal accidents
>>28792184this method is LITERALLY in the CIA handbook for assassinations. >get two guys>throw target off a tall building>ideally get them drunk first so it looks like an accident
>>28792152>lesson in statistics and odds>50 deaths per MILLIONnah
>>28792392Americans are so fat and stupid that they think they're smart for beating the 1 death per million risk. Meanwhile said Amerifat drives to McDonald's with his RAV4 to consume poison for his body.
>>28792152>>28792154So this why all the rich Beckys near me drive TaHoes/AsspeditionsAnd AMG GLE 63 S'sIt all makes so much sense now. The future is BMW X9 M90i
It's an arms race. Pretty soon everyone will have an SUV and so in order to "win" collisions and "sit high in traffic" you'll need to basically be driving a semi
>>28792154We bought my wife a new car a year before she was hit head on by a speeding lifted truck running a red light, if she had been in her old midsize SUV (Kia Sportage) she would for sure have been dead or crippled. Instead, she was in a body-on-frame SUV and walked away without a scratch. If she was in The Answer she'd have been decapitated.
The fuck does it have to do with making more than $150k a year do we not care when poors die too ? lol.
>>28792492>escalation is the answer instead of deescalation
>>28792493>do we not care when poors die too ? lol.no we dont
>>28792304If I were hood rich I'd have a Prius V with a Caldina GT-Four drivetrain.
>>28792345
>>28792492Yes. The frame of a full sized SUV will obliterate a car's superstructure
>>28792773Tell that to my 9,000lb hummer ev that accelerates 0-60 in 3s
so you're saying I'm being smart by buying a new SUV, not bad with money and impulsive?Bronco here I come!
>>28792152tell this literal who to ask grok what type of car is more likely to roll over
>>28792152While physics are physics, that number is more than likely meaningless considering the drops in fatalities from more modern-day safety tech. For example, most cars from 2007 and onwards come equiped with side aribags for example (Curiously enough, the manufacturer who took the longest to adopt them was Chevy, with Cobalts and Silverados not featuring them until a couple of years later, just one more reason why american cars suck)So in relaity, it's more than likely just a wash, with the extra fatalities from sedan drivers being ofset by more reliable safety systems, which more likely than nmot, has saved the life of more than a few faggots getting T-boned.
>>28792379I refuse to believe someone is this stupid. If this is bait, then:>meme reaction Congratulations_Evangelion_jpeg.You fucking got me. I refuse to believe someone thinks this is some CIA assassination technique when it's just a bad ending in 4chins favorite cripple porn visual novel.
>>28793081cant wait for the cia to remote control your car into a tree @ 140MPH nigger
>>28792152Now tell me how many SUVs are on the road vs sedans.
>>28792152>its literally the most dangerous activity on earthhow do you figure? its more dangerous than blowing your head off with a shotgun? i dont get it
>>28792491Okay now try that at 60mph.>>28793092You're still much safer in a bigger vehicle even if all the vehicles around you are big or even bigger than you. Go take a look through the NHTSA archives and let me know what vehicle tends to win in a big vs small collision.
>>28792152Ahhh very interesting, now let's see the statistics broken down by race.
>>28792493It's about the price of your safety being worth it if you have enough $. Not about being poor or rich.This is why I will never richfags who drive faggy old antique cars. The 0.01% chance of serious injury or death is not worth it.These guys spend millions of dollars a year on private security services and risk it all on some slow ass tin can fartmobile
>>28792493>>28792794It's a psychological tactic to get you to associate doing what the person is telling you with being rich. You're acting in the way he says people who make six figures do, therefore, you feel like someone who makes six figures. It's retarded shit that only works on wogs.
>>28792180What the fuck was up with Sam censoring sketches on the DVD then claiming Trevor was in support of it
>>28793199Real life is all about risk, In today's day and age, you never have to leave your dwelling, you can have Amazon get you shit, you can instacart your groceries, you can doordash your tendies, you can interact with people in dozens of social media sites, you can work from home in a wide variety of jobs, you can buy your games online, the only reason why you would even open the front door is to pick up your deliveries and take the garbage out. 100% safe, and 100% lifeless.You can interact with people in real life, but you run the risk of getting your feelings hurt. You can buy your own groceries and learn cook them, at the risk of the occasional burn or messed up meal. You can take a job on the other side of the country, at the risk of moving someplace new where you know nothing about the area that's gonna be your new home, you can go out to a yard sale/flea market/thrift store in the hopes of finding some cool thing or obscure videogame, at the risk of wasting your day off scouring garbage if you don't find anything interesting, etc.Likewise, the rich guy can enjoy a classic machine, and the risk he's incurring is an increassed chance of death if he crashes, or someone hits him. He's living.
>>28793176Answer the question shit lord
>>28792152Roll baby roll
Single vehicle accidents have the most fatalities
>>28793481well, yea, its a corollary of the whole "more mass on your side is more good thing"if you're crashing on a wall or something, its mass is effectively infinite compared to a vehicle, so all of the Δv happens on your end
im a good driver tho
>no you don't understand you need a big trugg to survive an ACKsident
>>28793199>richfags who drive faggy old antique carsIf more richfags drove classics it'd be a better world. The average (WHITE!) rich dude in 2026 is unbelievably insufferable and has the aesthetic and moral tastes of an indian (cybertruck, white LEDs, apple watch). In any other era in history they'd be a high tier slave managing some corner of a sulfur mine but now they run the place and things have never been worse.
>>28793503Okay now try that at 60mph.
>>28793395Ended up the right way up. Roll cage infact. Probably could have driven home.
>>28793279cia monies
>>28793068>AI generated image
>>28792152Not all cars are worse than all SUVs.Ill take an s class over a firestone tire ford exploder any dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VojePSOrnYw
>>28792152no
>>28792181I call bullshit.
>>28793176>Okay now try that at 60mph.The Mini Cooper hood is one of the strongest structural steel stampings ever made in the automotive industry. Mini would be worse off but the SUV would still flip.
>>28792152Is a minivan good enough?
>>28793395"Wait, that's not my exit!"Just go around.Life's hard, but it's even harder if you're stupid.
>>28792152We should force every Twitter bluecheck who gets their knowledge from ChatGPT to drive around in a pink Mitsubishi Mirage for the rest of their lives.
>>28792152>>28792154you know how I deal with this is that I know if I survive getting hit by an f150 I will climb out of my wrecked car and shoot the driver to death or incapacitation and cut his ass up with a box cutter like he's a fuckin fish, I don't go living in fucking fear driving some fairy fuckin faggot in a womans queef-car.
>>28793870It's like those yo-yos in the far left lane who realize that they're about to miss their exit and cut across four lanes of highway traffic without so much as a turn signal.
>>28792152I will continue to daily drive my Miata because I refuse to let retards engaged in the fuckhueg vehicle size arms race take away one of the few remaining sources of joy I have left in my life
>>28793939Hey there cutie are you single? I've been looking for a bottom
>>28793945>miata owners.... LE GAY!have you considered coming up with newer material than low effort tired overused jokes from the 90s? really breaking new ground with that one, anon
>>28793952nta but>driving a Miata is like ordering an espresso — small, intense, and you’ll definitely tell everyone how *refined* it is.also, it means you're gay, or possibly european (same thing)
>>28793958who are you quoting?
>>28793960another man, who he defers to & derives opinions from in typical homo fashion
>>28793952>complains about people calling miata owners gay>has a picture of a bird's asshole saved to his deviceBuddy you're not helping your case any.
>>28793806So the SUV driver is going to have a sore neck and they're going to be scooping your brain material into a plastic bag. Yeah small vehicles are sure safer. Look up what vehicle crash compatibility is.
>>28792152Damn I can smell your pussy from here.
buy a big gay nigger SUV so you can constantly live in fear.
>>28794044...nobody but you looked at that reaction image and had sexual thoughts about bird asshole, anon
>>28794202>glue rocks to your steering wheel, so it can become a claymore when the airbags activateEasy way to constantly live in fear for those of us that don't make $150+K a year.
>>28794225>point out that it's a picture of a bird taking a shit>"i bet you're masturbating to that huh? huh?!"what is wrong with you
>>28794838I'm not the one who correlates bird asshole to human homosexuality, fag
>>28792184I was at a party in college with some fucking retards doing drugs and one of them was working himself up to climb from one balcony to the next for no reason, we had to seriously work to convince him that nobody wanted to see him do that lol. It happens, people are dumb as shit.
>>28792152>a phone screenshot of a twitter post from a literal who with a blue checkmark posting a screenshot of him asking Google AI to write him statistics and then attaching income to it for some reason (presumably because he only wants Fellow High Net Worth Individuals to live and if you make less than $150k, please die)i fucking hate this website
It's dangerous to go through life assuming everything is a base rate error or sampling error, which is what most people seem to get out of their grand total of 5 minutes of critical thinking lessons in K-12, but I think this is a sampling error. 99% of people driving like a dumbass for sport will be in a car. Especially given that it's only looking at cars that are 1-3 years old for some reason. Anyway, this is also only looking at multi-car collisions. Most collisions are single-car collisions. SUVs being heavier are much more dangerous in this situation. I mean don't get me started on rollovers. But regardless it's almost impossible to die in any kind of car collision unless you're going over the speed limit so just don't. Also also, whenever I run into anyone IRL who starts using this line of argument, they immediately shut up when it comes to running over toddlers. You're obligated to make them feel bad for being a coward.
>a single guy on twitter managed to open copilot and talk to it>~100 comments thread on /o/>zero other AI-assisted research in the threadbelieve it or not, copilot is free and you homo retards can get it to research shit for you tooit only works if you're smarter than the model and can tell when it is bullshitting you or not accounting for some variable though, so 90% of /o/ won't be able to use it
>>28792152if you buy two lottery tickets for the same draw ur ~100% more likely to win sounds great but it doesn't actually mean anything irl
>>28792152Okay so when I take my crown vic off the road for a resto, I raise it. Got it.May as well convert to electric and install an under-chassis battery while I'm at it for better stability at height.Okay but for real though at what point does this become an arms race of vehicle size?
>>28792773Yes. FUCK anyone that's not me or my family, they're quite literally not my problem.
>>28792491Minis are fucking huge now
>>28792493Putting a large cash figure in your post WILL increase engagement. Putting an amount over $1,000,000 in the title of a youtube video will double the amount of views.
>>28797270Well it's your choice to look gay while doing so I guess
>>28792152So why doesn't someone make a car that's like 5 metres tall(has escalator for boomers to get in) and the front hood is 12 metres of springs, firewall then the eco friendly 1.3 litre twin turbo diesel engine and the rest of the car, seems like the safest thing you can buy.
>>28792152I hate my worthless chud life anyway I hope some 80iq woman obliterates my car and kills me on impact
>>28795918Why would I want a research tool that I have to assume is full of shit and fact check when I can just do the research myself?
jokes on them i drive a motorhome
>>28797826because it's faster, dumbass
>>28793199that's why i never leave my basement. nothing can harm me there.
>>28793525>>28793395
>>28797087it already has. before you know it your local soccer mom will have a CDL
>>28797959its faster and makes you look like a retard when it fabricates arguments for youplus it literally atrophies your brain
>>28798007>makes you look like a retard when it fabricates arguments for youif you're a retard, yes.>plus it literally atrophies your brainif you're a retard, yes.if you're smarter than the model then it's an amazing toolif you wouldn't have been able to research shit on your own even without the model (because you're a retard), then it's a random opinion generator
>>28798019>plus it literally atrophies your brain>if you're a retard, yes.>if you're smarter than the model then it's an amazing toolnoyou're offloading your thinking to a machine and soon you won't be able to do it at allprobably increases the likelihood of early onset dementia tooyour mind is a muscle and it needs exercise, using chatgpt to formulate arguments and do your research is actively harmful to your intelligence
>>28798024that opinion is very unemployed/blue collar of youmy mind muscle is exercised all the time because I'm gainfully employed in a white collar industry, so I'd never rely on doing some brief basic research on 4chan thread topics to keep my mind from having "early onset dementia"
>>28798032whatever man, its your brain, if you want to turn it to mush I won't stop you
>>28792152Nigga I ride a motorcycle all year, do you think I'm afraid of death?
ICE has proven that SUVs aren't safe enough. What are some APCs available for civilian sale so my wife can drive her boyfriends son to ballet classes safely?
>>28797992Suddenly ahead of me, across the mountainside...A GLEAMING ALLOY AIR CAR SHOOTS TOWARDS ME TWO LANES WIDE...Rush predicted this.
